song parody – “Since Jon Gruden has no Brain”

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“Since Jon Gruden has no Brain”

 (A song parody by 3rdnlong to the tune of “If I Only Had a Brain” from the Wizard of Oz) 


“Since Jon Gruden has no Brain”


We all know what’s done in Vegas
Can come back home to plague us.
I don’t need to explain.
But there’s one big exception
With a team that’s all deception,
Since Jon Gruden has no brain.

He will trade away his talent
He thinks he’s all so gallant,
But in it, there’s no gain.
‘Cause he drafts 5 new safeties
With those picks he got lately,
Yes, Jon Gruden has no brain.

Oh, I could tell you why The Raiders will implode
‘Cause late year losses make their hopes erode
And every year, they must reload.

And you know, Mr. Mascara
Named Derek Carr can’t scare ya
He’s not even a pain.
He can throw all his heart out
It will not make the Chiefs doubt,
Since Jon Gruden has no brain. 

Yes the Raiders disassembled
Their O-line that resembled
A decent unit playin’.
And for what?  What’s the reason?
Chuckie acts like it’s preseason.
Yes, Jon Gruden has no brain.

For years he will be here Failing big the silver and black,
Gruden can’t be fired because of his contract.
They gambled big.  It’s biting back.

Oh, the Raiders might be awesome
Their skill guys could all blossom,
And it would be insane.
But the Chiefs have no jitters,
They’re not scared of Raiders’ hitters,
Since Jon Gruden has no brain.

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06/25/2021 3:24 pm

Ha, good job 🙂

06/25/2021 8:31 am

Nice, and factual.😁 and as always fuk the raiders.!!!!!

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