“The Chiefs in Frankfurt Polka”

(An original Chiefs’ song.  2023 NFL regular season wk. 9 – KC vs. MIA at Frankfurt, Germany)

(No real song melody.  Perhaps loosely based on the Liechtensteiner polka – don’t worry about singing this one. Or create your own melody)

“The Chiefs in Frankfurt Polka”

The Chiefs have gone to Germany!  The polka there they play.
And since Chiefs are in Germany, Chiefs’ polka has its day.
It’s polka, polka, polka as the Dolphins they take on,
To stop their pass,
Let’s raise a glass
And sing this polka song!

Refrain: Yes, this is the Chiefs in Frankfurt Polka, my friends!
Polka, my friends, polka, my friends!
And since this is the Chiefs in Frankfurt Polka, my friends,
Let’s go and beat those Dolphins silly.

The Chiefs will play Miami and Tyreek is making noise.
He’s long forgotten what it meant to win rings with our boys.
It’s trash talk, trash talk, trash talk as his podcast blares and blares,
Let’s slow him down
Prove him a clown,
And take the win out there!

Refrain: Yes, this is the Chiefs in Frankfurt Polka, my friends!
Polka, my friends, polka, my friends!
And since this is the Chiefs in Frankfurt Polka, my friends,
Let’s go and beat those Dolphins silly.

The league once tanked for Tua when his draft was coming near.
The Dolphins got him number 5 in 2020’s year.
He’s sometimes injured, sometimes good, but we don’t give a heed.
That draft, surprise!
Chiefs’ D got guys
Like Danna, Gay and Sneed!

Refrain: Yes, this is the Chiefs in Frankfurt Polka, my friends!
Polka, my friends, polka, my friends!
And since this is the Chiefs in Frankfurt Polka, my friends,
Let’s go and beat those Dolphins silly.

Let’s cheer for Kansas City, as the Germans likewise will.
Our offense will ball out.  Our defense stifles Tyreek Hill.
We’re coming to this angry, have to prove nay-sayers wrong,
Make Deutschland red
Like Arrowhead!
Let’s drink and sing this song!

Refrain: Yes, this is the Chiefs in Frankfurt Polka, my friends!
Polka, my friends, polka, my friends!
And since this is the Chiefs in Frankfurt Polka, my friends,
Let’s go and beat those Dolphins silly.

If you want me to make a song parody of a specific song, just request below in the comments section.  And as always, Go Chiefs!

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