“One Five to Eight Seven More Times”

(A Chiefs’ song parody to Tommy Tutone’s “867-5309 / Jenny” – 2023 NFL regular season wk. 8 – KC at DEN)

“One Five to Eight Seven More Times”

Hey!

Johnny, Johnny, who can you turn to?
You give fans nothing they can hold on to.
I know you think you’re great, like you were before
They know your name, remember from ‘84.

Johnny, Chiefs have your number.
We’ve beat you 16 times
Elway, your Broncos suffer.

One five to eight seven more times!
One five to eight seven more times!
One five to eight seven more times!
One five to eight seven more times!

Johnny, Johnny, you were the QB
And tried to GM, but you failed it so badly.
You tried to call free agents, but they blew you off.
You tried to draft good players, but still, we just scoff.

Johnny, Chiefs have your number
We’ve beat you 16 times.
Elway, your Broncos suffer.

One five to eight seven more times!
One five to eight seven more times!
One five to eight seven more times!
One five to eight seven more times!

Chiefs have it, (Chiefs have it), Chiefs have it
Chiefs have your number every call.
Chiefs have it, (Chiefs have it), Chiefs have it
Every time we meet and play football!

Hey Johnny, your Broncos blunder.
KC will come and shine.
Johnny, Chiefs bring the thunder

One five to eight seven more times!
One five to eight seven more times!
One five to eight seven more times!
One five to eight seven more times!

Johnny, Johnny, who can you turn to?
One five to eight seven more times!
With your nickel or dime, Pat still always throws it true.
One five to eight seven more times!

One five to eight seven more times!
One five to eight seven more times!
One five to eight seven more times!
One five to eight seven more times! (repeat until both are in the Hall of Fame)

If you want me to make a song parody of a specific song, just request below in the comments section.  And as always, Go Chiefs!

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