“Shut You Down in Germany” (to the tune of “Rock You Like a Hurricane,” and with apologies to the Scorpions, 3rdnLong, the Chiefs, and Chiefs Kingdom at large)
4 repliesBeing that the Chiefs are in Germany, it seems only fitting to make a parody of a song originally done by a German band (and probably the most successful German hard rockers out there). With apologies to the Scorpions and 3rdnLong, as well as ArrowheadGuys and Chiefs Kingdom at large, I present to you this: “Shut You Down in Germany”
“Shut You Down in Germany”
It’s Sunday morning, and here we are
From Arrowhead we’re very far
It’s time to play now, it’s time to win
We’ll speak of this one again and again!
Kelce is hungry, feed him the ball
The ranks are forming halfway through fall
And to the top now we’ll gladly ascend
We’ll be alone after this one ends!
Here we are, shut you down in Germany
Your first place hopes, all shot down in Germany
Our D-line is stout now, and will hold firm
Our LBs athletic, their keep they’ll earn
The DBs will stop Hill, then what will you do-a?
Karlaftis and Jones feast on you, Tua!
The playoffs calling, we have to win
Mahomes to Kelce again and again
We’re lickin’ our lips, we’re ready to win
On the hunt tonight for the West again!
Here we are, shut you down in Germany
(Are you ready, Dolphins?)
Your first place hopes, all shot down in Germany!
Here we are, shut you down in Germany
Your first place hopes, all shot down in Germany!
Shut you down in Germany!
(guitar solo)
It’s Sunday morning, the sun comes out
This Berlin Arrowhead is pretty loud
This one can only end with a win
And back on top we will be again
Our O-line stout now, and will hold firm
Our QB athletic, his keep he’ll earn
Pacheco and Kelce, you can’t stop us!
I think you should have stayed on the bus!
Here we are, shut you down in Germany
(Are you ready, Dolphins?)
Our first-place goals cemented in Germany!
Here we are!
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Original for comparison:
NICE! Well done, Nas. This should be published too!
By all means, feel free!
I was meaning you should publish it. It’s worthy.
(I mean, I can put it in mine as a guest poem, but I can’t pay you. Not sure how I would remember to do it at the end of the season since it’s not in my files.)