Chiefs’ song parody – “Love Won’t Keep It Together” (to Captain & Tennille’s “Love Will Keep Us Together”) – 2023 NFL wk. 13, KC at GB

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“Love Won’t Keep It Together”

(A Chiefs’ song parody to Captain & Tennille’s “Love Will Keep Us Together”) – 2023 NFL regular season wk. 13 – KC at GB)


Original song –
CAPTAIN & TENNILLE ❖ love will keep us together (official video)


“Love Won’t Keep it Together”

Love, Love won’t keep it together
Even in home field weather
Chiefs’ sweet defense team comes along,
Playing all strong,
Don’t raise your hopes, ‘cause your Pack don’t belong.

Just stop, ‘cause Chiefs are above you.
Stop.  There’s no chance.  What of you?
Look at KC!  Jordan Love won’t keep it together.

You in your NFC now,
Won’t win a victory now
When these Chiefs starting pounding the ground,
Throwing touchdowns,
Hear your crowd shocked, yeah, you won’t hear a sound.

Just stop, ‘cause Chiefs are above you.
Stop.  There’s no chance.  What of you?
Look at KC!  Jordan Love won’t keep it together, whenever.

Love’s so pitiful
‘Cause he rode the bench far too long.
When A. Rodgers went to pout,
Pack brass just went along.
What chumps!  What chumps!  What chumps!

I think KC will win, however.
Love won’t get it together.
I said it before and I’ll say it again.
Love only pretends.
He ranks about 6, but Pat is a 10.

Just stop, ‘cause Chiefs are above you.
Stop.  There’s no chance.  What of you?
Look at KC!  Jordan Love won’t keep it together, whenever.
Pat will!  Pat will!  Pat will!  Pat will!
Da da da da (etc.)

You better stop, ‘cause Chiefs are above you.
Stop.  There’s no chance.  What of you?
Look at KC!  Jordan Love won’t keep it together, whenever.
Pat will!  Pat will!  Pat will!  Pat will!
Da da da da (etc.)

‘Cause KC is back.
Da da da da (etc.)


If you want me to make a song parody of a specific song, just request below in the comments section.  And as always, Go Chiefs!

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Nasrani
12/02/2023 11:13 am

Great stuff as usual!

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