Chiefs’ song parody – “Denver’s a Dumpster Fire” (to the tune of Billy Joel, “We Didn’t Start the Fire”) – 2022 NFL Week 14, KC at DEN

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“Denver’s a Dumpster Fire”

A Chiefs’ song parody by 3rdnlong (to the tune of Billy Joel, “We Didn’t Start the Fire”) – 2022 NFL Week 14, KC at DEN

“Denver’s a Dumpster Fire”

Russell Wilson, John Elway, Broncos never seem to play
Jerry Jeudy, Kendall Hinton, might as well quit.
Quinn Meinerz, Graham Glasgow, this O-line is pretty slow
Latavius Murray can run, but (chuckling) yeah, that’s it.

Justin Simmons, Josey Jewell, Denver’s had a season cruel,
Pat Surtain and Baron Browning cannot save face.
Dalton Risner, Courtland Sutton, injured and are still recoverin’
2nd-team or 3rd-string guys must then take their place.

Denver’s a dumpster fire!
And the Chiefs are fuel,
Gonna torch this duel.
Denver’s a dumpster fire!
And they will not beat us,
Never will defeat us.

Travis Kelce, Pat Mahomes, Trent McDuffie and Chris Jones,
Ju-Ju Smith-Schuster, Tre Smith, and Creed Humphrey
Willie Gay, Justin Reid, Frank Clark, L’Jarius Sneed,
Michael Burton, MVS and Andrew Wylie.

Derrick Nnadi, Willie Gay, Justin Watson, Noah Gray,
George Karlaftis, Tommy Townsend, Deon Bush, Jaylen Watson
Carlos Dunlap, Chris Lammons, Jody Fortson, Nick Bolton,
Pacheko, Khalen Saunders, Harrison Butker!

Denver’s a dumpster fire!
And the Chiefs are fuel,
Gonna torch this duel.
Denver’s a dumpster fire!
Bronco’s future chances
Tied to Russ’ finances.

Chiefs are mad, coming hard, Broncos may not gain a yard,
All their fans are staying sane by only doing mock drafts.
With a win and Chargers’ loss, AFC West will be ours
Once again, Kansas City’s mastering this football craft.

Broncos’ D is decent still, but preseason hopes were killed
Russell Wilson doomed this team to horrible futility.
All that money that they spent, every dollar, every cent,
Hasn’t helped their team at all, they still are just lousy.

Denver’s a dumpster fire!
And the Chiefs are fuel,
Gonna torch this duel.
Denver’s a dumpster fire!
Not like Kansas City.
We should have no pity.

Hackett is their brand new coach, has as much skill as a roach,
There’s no way that he’ll outclass our Chiefs’ coach Andy Reid.
Broncos players know it too, they see through him and his crew,
There’s no hope, there’s no chance, there’s no way they succeed.

Mahomes, nominee – Walter Payton trophy,
Broncos get blown away!  What else do I have to say?

Denver’s a dumpster fire!
And the Chiefs are fuel,
Gonna torch this duel.
Denver’s a dumpster fire!
And there’s no denying,
Broncos will be crying.

9 and 3, wait and see, Chiefs are wanting victory,
Broncos whine, 3 and 9, not going to win this time.
Touchdowns Chiefs will score, each time 7 more,
Denver can’t compete, they will taste a huge defeat.

Wheel routes and RPOs, bubble screens, shovel throws,
Shotgun draws, crossing routes, Denver’s getting 3rd and outs,
Kansas City 1st and 10, and repeat it more and then,
Pat will throw another score, Broncs can’t take it anymore!

Denver’s a dumpster fire!
And the Chiefs are fuel,
Gonna torch this duel.
Denver’s a dumpster fire!
And when Chiefs are done,
It will still burn on and on and on and on
And on and on and on and on…

(Repeat chorus, ad Denver nauseum)

If you want me to make a song parody of a specific song, just request below in the comments section.  And as always, Go Chiefs!

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BleedingRedAndGold
12/12/2022 12:41 am

I’d say that this is your best yet, since keeping track of two different rhyme schemes can be difficult, and using names to do it, too? Bravo, sir, bravo!

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Reply to  BleedingRedAndGold
12/12/2022 12:58 am

Easily on par with this classic:

BleedingRedAndGold
Reply to  3rdnlong
12/12/2022 2:28 pm

Share it, by all means. It’s praise you deserve, so if others see it, I’m pleased with that. It’s meant to be seen, after all.

Nasrani
12/09/2022 9:23 am

Great stuff as usual!

Last edited 1 month ago by Nasrani
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