“Chiefs’ New Season Opener”

A Chiefs’ song parody by 3rdnlong to the Eagles’ “Hotel California” – 2022 NFL Week 1, KC at AZ

Original song – Hotel California – Eagles – Official Video (4K Remastered)

“Chiefs’ New Season Opener”

In a hot desert city,
Cool wind may not show
Warm temperatures rising,
Gonna sweat every throw
Up ahead is the season,
The ‘22 Chiefs campaign
The task is heavy and the odds are slim
We’ll have to fight every game.

The Card’nals are the doorway
To start this mission well
And I am thinking to myself
“This could be Heaven, or this could be Hell”
But Mahomes, he can handle
All this season will bring
He can throw to anywhere on the field
Scoring is his thing.

Welcome to the Chiefs new season opener!
Such an epic game (Such an epic game).
We’ll ball out the same.
And all the fans cheer in the Chiefs new season opener!
What an epic year (What an epic year)
Chiefs will start it here.

And Arizona’s all banged up,
With players dropping like flies
And all the injury report is
Full of Cardinals guys.
Chiefs are coming to win big,
Sweet football game!
The Cardinals will not stand out.
Chiefs will rise to fame.

So Andy Reid’s our Captain
He’s still coaching fine.  (He says)
“We can get back to the Super Bowl here
Just one step at a time.”
And if those pundits are calling from far away
Trashing Chiefs everyday and every night,
Chiefs will have their say.

Welcome to the Chiefs new season opener.
Such an epic game (Such an epic game)
Cards go down in flames.
And all the fans cheer in the Chiefs new season opener
What an epic year (What an epic year)
Chiefs will start it here.

Mahomes in the pocket
And MVS will run (And also)
Juju, Kelce, Skyy and Mecole,
Yeah, this game can be won.
And don’t forget the defense!
Our guys will show up large
They dominate with their muscled strength
So the Chiefs will be in charge

Last thing I’ll be saying
They’ll be running up the score
We have to find that passage back to that Game we won before
Relax.  Chiefs have got this.
Banged up Cardinals won’t compete.
They will check out by the second half,
And the Chiefs won’t be beat.

Repeat chorus: Welcome to the Chiefs new season opener.
Such an epic game (Such an epic game)
Cards go down in flames.
And Patrick Mahomes will ball out this season opener
What an epic year (What an epic year)
Chiefs will start it here.

If you want me to make a song parody of a specific song, just request below in the comments section.  And as always, Go Chiefs!