Chiefs’ song parody – “Big Ben’s Last Dance” (to the tune of Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers, “Mary Jane’s Last Dance”) – 2022 NFL playoffs, wildcard weekend, KC vs. PIT

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“Big Ben’s Last Dance”

(A Chiefs’ song parody by 3rdnlong, to the tune of Tom Petty, “Mary Jane’s Last Dance”) – 2021 NFL playoffs, wildcard weekend, KC vs. PIT)

“Big Ben’s Last Dance”

(to the tune of Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers, “Mary Jane’s Last Dance”)
Original song – Tom Petty And The Heartbreakers – Mary Jane’s Last Dance (Official Music Video)

He came up as the Steelers’ quarterback,
Called up to Pittsburgh in the ‘04 draft.
He once was a master making football plays
But elderly Ben’s at the end of those days.

Well, he moved around hardly in the pocket at all
‘Cause he never was fast when he held the football.
He’d stand like a statue and sometimes take a lickin’
But he kept up the show when his offense was clickin’.

Last dance with old Big Ben, one more time to try on 3rd and 10.
Kansas City Chiefs are in, so he won’t get another win.

Well, I don’t know, but I’ve been told
Ben’s really slowed down, he’s gotten too old
The Chiefs won’t screw it up.  Our game is enhanced!
And Big Ben has said they don’t have a chance!

Oh, my my, oh, hell yes
Steelers’ offense is quite a mess
Haven’t scored more than 30 points
Their ball-control game is all out of joint.

Last dance with old Big Ben, one more time to try on 3rd and 10.
Kansas City Chiefs are in, so he won’t get another win.  

And Kansas City isn’t scared.
They’re standing strong and well-prepared.
Lookin’ down from the number 2 seed
Steelers will get shot down indeed.

Oh, my my, oh, hell yes.
Kansas City Chiefs just are the best.
He is too old, that Ben, his arm is too weak
Can’t throw a deep ball, but the Chiefs have Tyreek.

Last dance with old Big Ben, one more time to try on 3rd and 10.
Kansas City Chiefs are in, so he won’t get another win.  

If you want me to make a song parody of a specific song, just request below in the comments section.  And as always, Go Chiefs!

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John Doerty
John Doerty
01/21/2022 3:55 pm

I’m late to the party on this. Just wanted to let you know I enjoyed it. Good work!

rip58
Reply to  3rdnlong
01/15/2022 9:52 am

I always think back to what CBO said when he wrote damn good articles… He said he finally didn’t care about the response from the readers. He enjoyed doing it for himself and that was enough.. but I imagine your audience is bigger than you think.. you keep being you…..

rip58
01/15/2022 6:51 am

Thanks 3rd,,for all the effort you put into these..I’m ready to crush Big Ben on Sunday…and it is his last dance !!!!!!

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