(A Chiefs’ poem by 3rdnlong)
Never thought we would be here in this place
At the very bottom of our division race.
Now we’re looking up, ‘cause we’re already down
And there’s nowhere else to go in KC town.
And Buffalo’s coming. We gotta be ready.
Or we’ll be even more shaken, unsteady.
Chiefs have got to bring on the fight.
It’s an uphill battle on Sunday night.
The Bills are a team who can really make noise
They’ve got a fine offense, and all of their boys
Can almost equal the Chiefs quite well.
Do they have a defense? Sunday night will tell.
‘Cause Buffalo’s coming. We gotta be ready.
Our defense has been as tough as spaghetti
And that can’t happen if we want to win.
It’s an uphill battle, and Sunday it begins.
KC is in a spot where this game is a must.
Hopefully some injured guys shake off the rust
And come out stars – we’re looking at you, Willie.
If you play this game, you can knock the Bills silly.
‘Cause Buffalo’s coming. But still, Arrowhead
Is a place that they fear, a place they dread.
Chiefs’ magic at home is a sight to see.
It’s an uphill battle, but we might taste victory.
Mahomes is a star, and can feel the pressure.
Our new O-line are maulers and crushers.
Kelce finds the spot, Cheetah makes them chase,
And now Josh Gordon is debuting in our place.
Clyde can run and dodge. Jody Fortson scores.
They might defend one player, but we got tons more.
It’s pick your poison. The Bill’s defense will fall
It’s an uphill battle, but the Chiefs can stand tall.
Our defense is struggling. That’s the sad state.
Stone Cold has an injured wrist that we hate.
Frank Clark is absent. We’re getting no push.
Our D-line seems like they’re pancaked on their tush.
Hitchens has the spirit, but the body is weak.
Where is Juan Thornhill? What’s with all the mystique?
Our defense needs to man up and make stops
It’s an uphill battle if we want to be tops.
Yet we can do it. Kansas City can rise.
If we play to our talent, we can blow out these guys.
The Bills are trembling, you can sense it in their tone.
The Chiefs have struck a nerve even down to the bone.
Recently, when the Bills and the Chiefs have met
The Bills leave the game full of shame and regret.
And our Chiefs can all smile, though the game is hard-fought.
It’s an uphill battle. But we’ll give it all we got.
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