Chiefs’ song parody – “When Bills Cry” (to Prince & the Revolution’s “When Doves Cry”) – 2023-24 NFL playoffs, Divisional round, KC 27 at BUF 24

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“When Bills Cry”

(A Chiefs’ song to Prince & the Revolution’s, “When Doves Cry”) – 2023-24 NFL playoffs, Divisional round – KC 27 at BUF 24)

Original song – Prince & The Revolution – When Doves Cry (Official Music Video)


“When Bills Cry”

Diggs was not in the game plan
But Allen made plays grandiose.
The sweat of each fanbase was heavy
When 4th quarter came,
And the score was close.

Bills lost this epic close one.
They lost to the Chiefs once again.
An ocean of sobbing Bills fans –
They feel this loss,
The sting of Chiefs’ wrought pain.

At the end Chiefs’ fans are chanting
Alone on Bill’s field that’s so cold.
Maybe KC’s just outstanding.
Maybe Mahomes plays like high-cost pure gold.
Maybe Kelce’s like no other.
He makes us satisfied.
Why do those New Yorkers hate us?
This is what it sounds like
When Bills cry.

Much of this came down to timing,
Keeping that momentum strong.
You saw Pacheko all-surging right up,
Throws caught by Rice, yeah
Making our drives long.

At the end Chiefs’ fans are chanting
We feel for that Bills kicker, yes.
Maybe his foot needed planting.
Maybe that wide right came from all that stress.
Maybe Bills just are accursed
In playoffs, they just die.
Why do those New Yorkers hate us?
This is what it sounds like
When Bills cry.

At the end, Chiefs’ fans are chanting.
Onto the next, Baltimore.
Maybe KC’s just outstanding.
Maybe KC isn’t done.  We want more.
Six conference champion games now
Yet we’re not satisfied.
Why do those New Yorkers hate us?
This is what it sounds like
When Bills cry.

If you want me to make a song parody of a specific song, just request below in the comments section.  And as always, Go Chiefs!

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NovaChiefs
01/22/2024 11:10 am

Extra credit for working “Grandiose” into it.
Congrats on your 1-star review. You’ve hit the big time, son.

MasterChief
Reply to  3rdnlong
01/22/2024 1:34 pm

Nah, if you’re talking about the downvote, it’s just One Star Willy, who downvotes everything every day.

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