Chiefs’ song parody – “Come Dismantle” (to the Black Crowes, “Hard to Handle”) – 2023-24 NFL Playoffs, Divisional round – KC at BUF

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“Come Dismantle”

(A Chiefs’ song to The Black Crowes, “Hard to Handle”) – 2023-24 NFL playoffs, Divisional round)

Original song – The Black Crowes – Hard To Handle

“Come Dismantle”

KC, here we go
Goin’ to the Bills’ scene.
We can win the Super Bowl
But we gotta first beat this team.
Chiefs have got some good ol’ football
And we have some tricks in store
When the Bills come throwin’ scores on us
Pat’s gonna come back with more.

Bills have dreams that come by the dozen
They aren’t nothin’ ‘cause Chiefs are buzzin’
Hey, little Bills, it will be a scandal
‘Cause KC will come and dismantle you
Yes we will.

Actions speak louder than words
And KC has 2 Super Bowl rings.
I know Bills got their epic fans
But KC can ball, wait and see.
Take this game, don’t be afraid
If the Bills come out to play.
They’re advertising cockiness
But Chiefs place 1st on this day.

Bills have dreams that come by the dozen
They aren’t nothin’ ‘cause Chiefs are buzzin’
Hey little Bills, it will be a scandal
‘Cause KC will come to dismantle you,
Yes they will.

Yeah. Come dismantle Bills.
Go KC!

KC!  Here we go
Pat may throw us some screens.
Rice can give us what we want,
And Pacheko can pound it mean.
Kelce’s got some good ol’ instincts
And Pat has more in store.
If Bills get through throwin’ scores on us
You know we’re throwing back, running for more.

Bills flub against our dime like Kirk Cousins
That ain’t nothin’ ‘cause Chiefs are buzzin’.
Hey little Bills, it will be a scandal
‘Cause KC will come to dismantle you,
Yes we will.

Chiefs
Will dismantle Bills
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah

Bills might score just less than a dozen
They ain’t nothin’ ‘cause Chiefs’ D is buzzin’.
Hey little Bills, it will be a scandal
‘Cause KC will come to dismantle you,
Yes we will.

Chiefs!
They will dismantle Bills
Oh, yeah.

KC!  The team’s buzzin’
KC! KC!
Oh oh, score dozens
We need some buzzin’
Chiefs come, dismantle.
Oh yeah.

 

If you want me to make a song parody of a specific song, just request below in the comments section.  And as always, Go Chiefs!

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