Chiefs’ song parody – “The Jaguars Can’t Win Even When Mahomes’ Ankle Rolled” – 2023 NFL Playoffs, Divisional Round, KC 27 vs. JAX 20

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“The Jaguars Can’t Win Even When Mahomes’ Ankle Rolled”

A Chiefs’ song parody by 3rdnlong (to the tune of – 2023 NFL Playoffs, Divisional round, KC 27 vs. JAX 20

 

Not the original but still good – Poison – Your Mama Don’t Dance (Live) (Official Music Video)
(Original by Loggins & Messina)

“The Jaguars Can’t Win Even When Mahomes’ Ankle Rolled”


The Jaguars can’t win even when Mahomes’ ankle rolled.
The Jaguars can’t win even when Mahomes’ ankle rolled.
‘Cause when evening rolled around and the Chiefs had stood their ground
You know we’re gold.  (You know we rocked it!)

The old folks say, there’s no way you can win like that.
But what can we say?  Even hobbled, he’s magic.  That’s Pat.
We don’t need an excuse.
Playoffs Chiefs just rarely lose
Even when
Pat’s all hobblin’.

The Jaguars can’t win even when Mahomes’ ankle rolled.
The Jaguars can’t win even when Mahomes’ ankle rolled.
‘Cause when evening rolled around and the Chiefs had stood their ground
You know we’re gold.  (You know we rocked it!)

You see the sack Frank made?  Or how ‘bout the one that Nnadi sealed!
And man!  That Watson pick when the Jags went down the field!
Scantling got a TD.  Pacheko got some looks.
Kelce got new records for the league’s playoffs books!
Oooo-wee!  What a great time to be
The fans of the Chiefs!

Even when we’re down!
The Jaguars can’t win even when Mahomes’ ankle rolled.
The Jaguars can’t win even when Mahomes’ ankle rolled.
‘Cause when evening rolled around and the Chiefs had stood their ground
You know we’re gold.  (You know we rocked it!)

 

If you want me to make a song parody of a specific song, just request below in the comments section.  And as always, Go Chiefs!

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Chiefsgurl
01/22/2023 9:23 am

Love this.

BleedingRedAndGold
01/21/2023 11:29 pm

High-quality work, as I’ve come to expect. As for suggestions, tomorrow matters, then we’ll see.

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