Chiefs’ song parody – “Oh Kelce, You’re So Fine” (to Toni Basil’s “Mickey”). A Tribute to Travis Kelce
3 replies“Oh Kelce, You’re So Fine”
(A Chiefs’ song parody to the tune of Toni Basil’s “Mickey”. A tribute to Travis Kelce) – 2023 NFL offseason
published as a fanpost on Arrowhead Guys, Aug. 5, 2023
“Oh Kelce, You’re So Fine”
Original song – Toni Basil “Hey Mickey” Music Video
Oh Kelce, you’re so fine,
You’re so fine you blow my mind, hey Kelce!
Hey Kelce!
Oh Kelce, you’re so fine,
You’re so fine you blow my mind, hey Kelce!
Hey Kelce! (repeat)
Trav is Ohio-born, that isn’t hard to tell,
Cheers for his Cleveland Heights high school team and yells.
An athlete in three sports, yet Travis did excel in one!
To Cincinnati U, Ohio still he stayed,
A Bearcat Kelce was, but three years only played.
‘Cause one he had to sit, suspension to be paid, how dumb.
Oh Kelce, what a pity, had to understand
That certain acts won’t do, ‘cause you’ve gotta be on plan.
Oh, Kelce, you’re so wild, almost got you canned!
It’s guys like you Kelce!
But now you know, Kelce, whoa, Kelce,
You overcame, Kelce!
Hey Kelce!
Now when you came to the league, with accolades you earned,
The Chiefs just took a chance and got you in the third.
That wager paid off big, now you’re a star absurd, Kelce!
You find the zone like that, make catches in the clear.
A touchdown-score-machine, a Hall of Fame career,
More yards in history than tight ends who were feared. Kelce!
Oh Kelce! Kansas City loves you something grand!
You take us by the heart when you’re catching with your hands!
Oh Kelce, Beastie Boys sound great in all the stands
When we have won, Kelce!
Oh what you do, Kelce, do! Kelce!
And win again, Kelce!
Oh Kelce, you’re so fine,
You’re so fine you blow our minds, hey Kelce!
Hey Kelce!
Oh Kelce, you’re so fine,
You’re so fine you blow our minds, hey Kelce!
Hey Kelce! (repeat)
Oh Kelce, how amazing certain teams you own.
You score so many touchdowns, the other team just groans.
Oh Kelce, can’t be stopped, disintegrating zones.
It’s guys like you Kelce
That make us win, Kelce! Win, Kelce!
And then again, Kelce!
Oh Kelce, at the last draft, what a show you made!
You slammed the fake Lombardi onto the biggest stage!
Oh Kelce, all the pundits hated you with rage.
But let them stew, Kelce!
For what you do, Kelce, ooh, Kelce,
We go woo-hoo, Kelce!
Oh Kelce, Kansas City loves you something grand!
You take us by the heart when you’re catching with your hands!
Oh Kelce, Beastie Boys sound great in all the stands
When we have won, Kelce!
Oh what you do, Kelce, do! Kelce!
And win again, Kelce!
It’s guys like you, Kelce!
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