“Mow Down Philly”

A Chiefs’ song parody by 3rdnlong (to the tune of Boyz II Men, “Motownphilly”) – 2023 NFL Playoffs, Super Bowl LVII, KC vs. PHI

Original song – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rciee-oQLoI

“Mow Down Philly”

Yo Kingdom.  Y’all ready to do this?
Yeah.  What’s up, pal?  Yeah, they’re goin’ down.
KC’s men in effect
Yeah.  And it’s about time.
Yeah.  Let’s reach the top.

Back again
Back again
KC men
Back again

Kansas City’s back again
Doin’ the Super Bowl type-things
Pat Mahomes going off
Chiefs are tough, never soft.

It’s long overdue, but now
Fifty-seventh
Super Bowl!
AFC, NFC!
The Chiefs make history!

Never taste defeat (nah)
When playing at this peak,
Just like when way back then,
Mahomes threw the Wasp to Tyreek.

Play it cool,
Because the Eagles want to win the day.
If Chiefs cannot stop them,
Then the dream will fade away!

But Mahomes can sling it
Even hobbling, he’s good!
So we’ll start up this game and score and score,
Kickin’ those XPs, too!

Mow down Philly.  Get the win.
Beat this major East Coast team.
Pat Mahomes goin’ off.
Chiefs are tough, never soft.

Go!  Go!
Yo – this KC team is real
Smooth on the D-line tip.
Chris, Frank, Carlos, Mike
Don’t forget Khalen or Nnadi.
Keep flippin’ the field!

The spotlight is on us now.  Watch Chiefs do this!
Da da, daaa da da, da da da da da
Live and direct from Phoenix town
Trap, sweep, post and just score touchdowns.
Reid is ready to roll
The Chiefs all want this Super Bowl.

All last year we used to dream about this every day.
‘Cause it hadn’t happened, for those Bengals had their way.
Then Chiefs started playing, and we know they were true
And it started this group on “Get Back” mode, and now they’re here!  Woo hoo!

Mow down Philly.  Get the win.
Beat this major East Coast team.
Pat Mahomes goin’ off.
Chiefs are tough, never soft.

Now it’s starting.  Chiefs again!
Now it’s starting.  KC’s men!
Now it’s starting.  Get the win!
Now it’s starting.  Back again!
Now it’s starting.  Win by ten?
Now it’s starting.  Chiefs again!
When we start to play this game,
Hurts tries, but won’t do.

Go!  Go!
Now check this out, one day back in KC
These guys wanted a ring.
They came up to Reid, he said, “What’s our game?”
“KC CHIEFS!  Hey, you know how we’re playin’.”
So he said, “Alright fellas.
Well, let me see what we can do.”
And then they smiled big and worked hard, saying,
“Yo Reid!  Check this out.  See if this moves you!”

Doom for the Bengals, Doom for the Bills.
Running over teams like Broncos, Chargers, Raiders, oh oh!
Doom for the doubters, doom for the fakes.
Dominating over each game, this fame can be ours!

Mow down Philly.  Get the win.
Beat this major East Coast team.
Pat Mahomes goin’ off.
Chiefs are tough, never soft.

Go! Go! Go! Go!
Back again
Back again
Chiefs can win
Chiefs can win
KC Chiefs!
Super Bowl!
AFC!  GO KC!

If you want me to make a song parody of a specific song, just request below in the comments section.  And as always, Go Chiefs!

3rdnlong

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