(A Chiefs’ song parody by 3rdnlong, to the tune of the Eagles’, “Desperado”) – 2021 NFL Week 18, KC at DEN
The original song – EAGLES – DESPERADO
(To the tune of the Eagles’, “Desperado”)
Desperate Broncos. Why don’t you come to your senses?
Your season was ended the first time we played.
Oh, you’re a soft one.
I know that Pat has your number
You’re as tough as cucumbers,
And the Chiefs aren’t afraid.
Don’t you run draws ‘gainst our D-line, boys
They’ll stop your runs with muscle
You know the Chiefs won’t let you run, ‘cause they’re all set.
Now it seems that your receivers
Are sick, or just can’t hustle,
Against our D-backs, those touchdowns you can’t get.
Melvin Gordon. He thinks you’re all title-winners!
He’s some tale-spinner (or has a syndrome).
‘Cause playoffs? Ha! Broncos! You guys must be joshing!
Your prison is watching the playoffs at home.
Kansas City’s won the division again!
And Denver’s looking at a high pick
In 2022’s upcoming draft.
You’re losing big-time and you can’t
Beat the KC Chiefs in 12 tries, so go away!
Desperate Broncos. You guys have no motivation.
Embrace the frustration. Just throw the towel in.
Though it’s the last game, your season’s been done for a while.
The Chiefs will beat you by a mile.
You’ll go out in flames and not style!
Broncos fans can never smile, because you can’t win.
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