Chiefs’ poem – “The Dirty Dozen” – 2021 Week 13, KC 22 vs. DEN 9

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“The Dirty Dozen”

(A Chiefs’ poem by 3rdnlong) – 2021 NFL Week 13, KC 22 vs. DEN 9

 

“The Dirty Dozen”

Well, the first in the streak was back in ‘15.
Alex and Charcandrick played so mean.
That was the game that Peyton got picked
4 times in that game, to the bench he had to sit.

Since that game, it’s been full steam ahead.
Each game the Broncos got put to bed.
Kids have to sleep while men can stay awake.
Kansas City raised the rivalry stakes.

Number 12 stands as one in a set.
The latest Denver loss that sees Elway fret.
A nineteen point KC victory
With the Broncos dead last in the West AFC.

Twelve in a row.  Count ‘em each one
Twelve in a row.  Getting it done.
Twelve in a row.  Broncos fall flat.
Twelve in a row.  KC’s where it’s at.

This one started off as a game should.
2 Denver 3-and-outs to set the mood.
Kansas City scores on their opening drive.
Mahomes on a run, and the crowd starts to jive.

2nd Chiefs’ drive brought us up 3 more.
Harrison Butker kicking for the score.
Style doesn’t matter as long as it counts.
A ‘doink’ on the crossbar still increases the amount.

Denver gets 3.  The Chiefs’ drive stalls.
Starting at their 3 yard, Broncos start to ball.
Drive down the field and look to tie the score
But Teddy can’t get a 4th down for more.

Back to the Chiefs, who try to run.
Burning up a little clock but then have to punt.
Bridgewater throws his best of the half
But it’s too late.  Halftime.  Chiefs’ fans laugh.

Twelve in a row.  Count ‘em each one
Twelve in a row.  Getting it done.
Twelve in a row.  Broncos fall flat.
Twelve in a row.  KC’s where it’s at.

KC starts with the ball in the third.
Offense was moving, until an INT-turd.
Right off the fingers of Tyreek Hill
And Baby Surtain shows his ballhawk skills.

Denver runs the ball.  Wants to show
That they can score points and make it a go
Until Teddy threw his own pick!  It was gone,
Straight to the hands of our safety, Juan.

Not much going.  The Chiefs’ offense stalls.
Hard to find wideouts who rise to the call.
But Special Teams plays out and what do we see?
Pringle gets a loose ball, one man vs. three.

Another field goal that Butker kicks through.
And then when Denver gets the ball, guess who?
Guess who makes a touchdown from a pick?
DANIEL SORENSEN!  OFF A BEN NIEMANN TIP!

Nothing much more by the Broncos could be done.
Kansas City Chiefs had this game all won.
Denver could have led the West, but fell from grace.
In our division, the Broncos are now last place.

Twelve in a row.  Count ‘em each one
Twelve in a row.  Getting it done.
Twelve in a row.  Broncos fall flat.
Twelve in a row.  KC’s where it’s at.

If you want me to make a song parody of a specific song, just request below in the comments section.  And as always, Go Chiefs!

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EAFOX
EAFOX(@eafox)
12/05/2021 11:29 pm

Another home run here. Be ready for your thirteen poem at the end of the year.

pompano
pompano(@pompano)
12/05/2021 11:23 pm

😊 😊

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