song parody – “Tom Brady’s Bunch” – by request to the tune of the theme song of “The Brady Bunch” show

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“Brady’s Bunch”

 (A Chiefs’ song parody by 3rdnlong, by request to the tune of the “Brady Bunch” 70’s tv show theme)  

 

“Brady’s Bunch”

Here’s the story of an old, old fogy
Who was thinking that he was the best, all-world.
But his team was trending south, like some others,
Those wideouts can’t run curls!

Here’s the story of a guy named Brady,
Who then cut New England from his place of work,
And then moved on to southern Florida,
But he was still a jerk.

Tom Brady’s bunch, Tom Brady’s bunch,
They will cheat, cheat and cheat and cheat some more.

We remember how Tom Brady
Would spy on other teams just like his coach
With those cameras, they’d learn the signals
But act like they’re above reproach.

And now go back to that Deflate-gate
And the scandals that Tom Brady brought about
Won’t let Goodell see any text-logs,
Went on tv just to pout.

Tom Brady’s bunch, Tom Brady’s bunch,
They will cheat, cheat and cheat and cheat some more!

Now the one day Brady played ‘gainst Kansas City
And like always, had ref friends he payed off
They would flag us for no good reason
While his team did the same but still got off.

And the press said “Tom’s the G.O.A.T., still!
And there’s no unseating him forevermore!”
But the guy breathes metamucil!
You can’t buy food he eats in stores!

Tom Brady’s bunch, Tom brady’s bunch,
They will cheat, cheat and cheat and cheat some more!

Now we know that Pat Mahomes is so much better.
That he doesn’t have to cheat to win close games.
‘Cause the Chiefs play hard and honest
We will rise to more acclaim!

This year Brady and those Buc teammates
Will find their cheating spree is at an end.
Because Chiefs from Kansas City
Will take it back!  Tom’s legacy they will upend!

Tom Brady’s bunch is out to lunch
But the Chiefs will reclaim the Lombardi!

 

Please comment, rate, share.  If you want me to make a song parody of a specific song, just request below in the comments section.  And as always, Go Chiefs!

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rip58
rip58
08/27/2021 6:50 am

Hahaha, nice work 3rd, enjoy your Friday. Go Chiefs,

rip58
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Reply to  3rdnlong
08/27/2021 12:05 pm

No man that was awesome, I was trying to stump you but you prevailed..😁

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