Monday Night Playoff Football OT: Cardinals vs Rams
411 repliesWelcome to Arrowhead Guys–Monday Night Open Thread. Talk about the Kansas City Chiefs or anything you would like. Time’s Yours.
Good day for the Chiefs yesterday as they moved to the Divisional Round and get to host Buffalo at Arrowhead. But before we get there we have one more Wildcard game to play between Arizona and Los Angeles (NFC). The winner will travel to Tampa to play the Buccaneers.
Dayum.
Andy Reid playoff wins: 18
Every other remaining AFC coach combined playoff wins: 6
The Rams have the team that can beat the Bucs – especially if their offensive line is not healthy. Donald could have a field day. Could be a blowout. The only thing that scares me is if Stafford has to make the key pass in crunch time. He does not have the clutch gene.
Bad year for an expanded playoffs. Too many blowouts. But I can see a team sneaking in that’s hot at the end of the season happening sometime in the future.
I expect it to be a team – like the Chiefs with great talent but troubled by injuries during the regular season. If their injured players get healthy, bad spot for the number two seed to be in.
In lieu of my normal routine, I decided to have a party and invited Big Ben, Baker Mayfield, Lamar Jackson, and Derek Carr as well as my ubiquitous ex-wife. Each tried to give me a reason that they were eliminated or did not even qualify for the playoffs but I waved off their pathetic excuses. I said, “Big Ben – you are too old and washed up. Baker – the only good thing you have done is commercials. Lamar – you are a runner, not a passer. Derek – the only one that thinks you are good is your brother, you mascara wearing she-male.” Big Ben hung his head in shame, Baker and Lamar made some incoherent noise and Derek Carr started crying. Carr exclaimed, “I might wear mascara and cry like a bitch but I like both women and men.” At that moment, Mecole Hardman dropped by – I caught Derek before he could hit the floor – and DRob, Josh Gordon, and Byron Pringle joined the party as well. Pringle said, “We played well on Sunday so can we please stay.” I agreed and let them stay. That was a mistake as seconds later Pringle made fun of both Baker and Lamar. They became angry and started to chase Pringle but I intercepted them before they could get to him. Pringle was still afraid so he dove into my ex-wife’s vagina. He was knocked unconscious by the six men already there. I needed to calm down so I started to smoke some weed with Josh Gordon. I had to fill him in on the details of the game as he was not even aware that there was one. I told him to be ready – we have a game this Sunday – and he might have to play since I was sure that Pringle would not escape the clutches of the Never Ending Vagina. After finishing the doobage, I turned and saw Derek Carr standing there alone, crying once more. Derek said, “I hurt my finger when Mecole dropped me.” I got mad and said, “Oh, get over… Read more »
JJ will be chasing cattle after the game as jacked as he has to be to be out there at all
Wow. That looks bad. Akers taunting an out cold dude.
To me it looked more like he was telling him to stay down.
I’m hopeful the Rams can knock off the Bucs next week.
I’d way rather see Stafford win one than Brady.
JJ has really been effective tonight. Coming back for the bright lights.
why go for 2? if you go for 2 3 times in a row, you still need a TD to get the lead. you gain nothing
Kingsbury logic
well, i guess he has been reading Staleys playbook
Off a Kliff.. the Kingsbury playoff memoir
goddamn donald is strong, he reached out with one hand and moved that dude
Yeah that dude went from smiling to startled real fast too
well gents, i believe its poker time
I’ll do my usual, turn on some classical music and dig into my book
What happened to the Cardinals team that was like 9-1 at some point this season.
paper tigers
I think they had a dominant front 4 that got banged up. “Paper tiger” can mean they’re just not very deep, so they can’t sustain when injuries happen, and they’re more likely to get injured.
Don’t know.. crazy.. they did a 180 from us
When we were 3-4, they were 7-0. Then went 4-6 down the stretch. Not good
They learned from last years 11-0 Steelers
Murray was carried by D-Hop. Did the chuck it up and pray tactic that Deshaun Watson used.
Remember when Culpepper did the same thing with Moss?
Moss, Carter, and Reed w/ Robert Smith – That is a great collection of skill players.
And missed the SB by a FG was it? I think Morton Anderson was their kicker..
They finished second in my simulation tournament.
They did the same shit last year and missed the playoffs altogether
Game set and match
PFFT….Our receiver throw touchdowns
TEs anyway. Our WRs muff handoffs
Mecole Hardman and I went to visit some hookers. After I was done, I asked Mecole what special teams had to do with his sexual performance. He then repeated his statement. “Oh,” I said, “I thought you said you muffed the punt.”
I dont remember that muff… its been bleached from the mind
My ex-wife once decided to bleach her pubic hair. That was back in 1986 – the year of the great bleach shortage.
Well there ya go..
so exactly what do you call that coverage? dont cover nobody?
If they actually called that on Murphy that’s BS. Minimal contact.
I never cared for comic books now all we get is movies from comic books…….
I tend to like the standalone comic movies better. The Marvel universe has had a bad impact on telling good standalone stories.
I always end up wanting more – just like I did as a 10-year-old, hating how short a comic book was.
Since people have learned how to binge t.v. series with streaming services, the demand for long-form storytelling is definitely there. They just suck at it.
C^cks#cker
take a drink!
Loved that series. They did just quit on it. Glad they made the follow up
Yeah, they ran out of episodes before they ran out of story.