Ever wondered what other fan bases of teams who play the Chiefs are thinking? What all their dark, sadistic, and twisted thoughts and opinions are? Wonder no more friend! Prepare to enter the unholy mind of an opposing Chargers fan in this weeks edition of “Interview with a Fanpire.”
Nobody’s scared of the Chiefs dude.— Charles (@SSBChuck) September 13, 2020
Me: First of all, congrats on beating Cincinnati! Must feel really good beating a rookie starting QB and a bunch of misfit toys in tiger striped clothing. How did Tyrod pull off that incredible feat?
Chuck: I want to honestly say first and foremost, rain or shine, I’m definitely one of Tyrod’s supporters. From day 1. I believe in him. I also believe it wasn’t the best performance but it was what we needed to win. Not having an off-season really hurts rhythm. Unless you’re Mahomes, obviously 😂. I feel he did the right things at the right times to stretch plays and keep key drives alive.
Me: What is a realistic record for the Chargers this year?
Chuck: This week coming up is huge for that question. We win this, and that’s a confidence boost that’ll last the whole season. If not, things will get bumpy but nothing too extreme they can’t handle. 11-5 ceiling, 9-7 floor.
Me: How do you feel about your QB situation?
Chuck: Very blessed and optimistic for the future. This no-offseason in a way helped us, I believe. Herbert sitting a year obviously sucks for him, but in the long run all the knowledge he’ll soak up will for sure be worth it. Seeing Mahomes play 2 times might actually help him add somethings to his repertoire. He can move, he’s tall, the leadership is there. The swag. Herbert legit has the tools to compete with Mahomes for the next 5-6. It’s all about patience and picking from all these brains we have on our roster.
Me: If I told you that you were viewed as one of the worst fans in your fan base by Chiefs twitter, how would that make you feel?
Chuck: Elated LMAO. I could care less what any Chiefs fan thinks 😂. Glad to know I’m on the minds of the masses
Me: Who is your least favorite opposing fan on Twitter?
Chuck: Without a doubt the one dude. Chiefs fan. His name is like AB (@AB3127_) and then some numbers😂😂. Guy ALWAYS mentions me on Twitter dude. I don’t say a word and he’s always on my posts😂. It’s quite hilarious in a way but weird in another.
Me: Rank AFC West fans you have encountered on Twitter from best to worst.
Chuck: To be honest…I don’t even pay Raiders fans any mind on here LMFAOOO!
Me: *Nods in agreement*
Chuck: Don’t have any fans I dislike there…and it’s not really a disliking ’cause it’s all fun and love at the end of the day for sure.
Me: Has it been hard to sell your life-size anatomically correct Phillip Rivers body pillow on eBay?
Chuck: Almost as hard as it is for y’all to spell his name right.
Me: *Checks spelling*…………………………………….dammit
Me: Keenan Allen or Tyreek Hill?
Chuck: That’s hard dude. This year? Tyreek. The connection Phil and Keenan had would make me go with them. For careers, Keenan.
Me: So, you’re saying in TOTAL at the end, Allen over Hill? Or up to this point in their careers, Allen over Hill?
Chuck: Yes. Up to this point. Keenan Allen over Hill. I like speed. I love speed! But Keenan’s release and route running just wins me over. Also, the fact that he’s always reliable and has caught over 300 balls the past 3 seasons. Ever since that injury in KC, he’s been golden
Me: I don’t want to think about that game. He was absolutely murdering Marcus Peters until that injury. It was embarrassing to watch…
Chuck: Yeah man…he’s an animal. Especially when there’s emotions involved. Unfortunately, he was TOO involved in killing Peters and took himself out.
Me: Who’s better, the Chargers’ secondary without Derwin or Chiefs’ secondary without Ward?
Chuck: Chargers… we still have Casey and Chris Harris as well as Desmond King. 3 pro bowlers.
Me: Who is the most overrated Chief and the most underrated Charger?
Chuck: Most overrated Chief? Hmmmmm…to be honest dude, there isn’t really an overrated Chief. Weird to say too. I joke about Mahomes being overrated but that’s just smoke. For the Chargers, Nasir Adderley. Not necessarily underrated but that hamstring issue took him out the whole rookie season last year so in a sense, he’s under the radar. He could be a very good player.
Me: I know our draft guys gushed over him. He fell lower in the draft than we expected!
Me: Who has less fans, a high school production of Romeo and Juliet or the Chargers at a home game?
Me: What’s your LEAST favorite thing about Chiefs fans?
Chuck: The fact that a lot of y’all are old and miserable. There’s a good amount of younger fans that are chillin. I do enjoy interacting with the ones that know how to joke. Older fans get so mad so easy they forget what’s left from right.
Me: 5 years from now, who owns the AFC West?
Chuck: Chargers. The cap will eventually get y’all. I don’t know how, I don’t know when, but you will eventually have to deal with all these big contracts and that will be the downfall of this potential “dynasty.”
Me: *Stares angrily at the word “dynasty” in quotation marks*
Me: Last one before game predictions. How do you see the AFC West playing out this year? Rank the teams #1 through #4.
Chuck: Chiefs 13-3, Chargers 11-5, Raiders 10-6, Broncos 7-9.
Me: Alright man, moment of truth. What player are we all talking about after the game, who wins, and what is the final score?
Chuck: I wholeheartedly believe the Chargers can pull this out. It’ll take ball control and a better run game than the Chiefs to win. We’ll be talking about Josh Kelley and his 100 yards and 2 TDs. And I’m sticking with Chargers 27 Chiefs 24