Chiefs’ song parody – “Russell the Bronco” (to the tune of “Frosty the Snowman”) – 2022 NFL Week 16, KC vs. DEN

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“Russell the Bronco”

A Chiefs’ song parody by 3rdnlong (to the tune of “Frosty the Snowman”)- 2022 NFL Week 17, KC vs. DEN


Not the original but still a classic –
Bing Crosby – Frosty The Snowman

“Russell the Bronco”

Russell the Bronco
Is a train wreck when he plays.
Makes commercials fine, but at trading time,
Was the worst trade in league’s days.

Russell the Bronco
Cost a very hefty sum
And the Broncos moan ‘cause their future’s blown,
Gone 4 picks, 3 men, how dumb!

There wasn’t any magic that
Nate Hackett could draw out.
When Russell tries to throw the ball,
His receivers run wrong routes!

Oh, Nathan, the old coach
Has no future with this team.
He was fired, perhaps Denver just collapsed,
And he could not do a thing!

Thumpety, thump, thump
Thumpety, thump, thump
Look at Russ get sacked.
Thumpety, thump, thump
Thumpety, thump, thump
As his O-line’s attacked.

Russell the Bronco
Knows the Chiefs are hot Sunday.
He will try to win, but he can’t begin
To keep up with KC’s play.

Down by Karlaftis,
Down by Chris Jones and Frank Clark,
Down by Dunlap, hey, or by Willie Gay,
Down behind the first down mark.

He’ll try to make the best of things
With an interim head coach.
But we all know how Russell goes,
Pat Mahomes he can’t approach.

Oh, Russell the Bronco
Is a Chiefs’ fan’s comic act
And he will for years make us laugh to tears
‘Cause of his bloated contract.
Chiefs will win, and that’s a fact.


If you want me to make a song parody of a specific song, just request below in the comments section.  And as always, Go Chiefs!

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Nasrani
12/30/2022 9:30 am

Great stuff as per usual!

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