Chiefs’ song parody – “Brownsbreaker” (to Pat Benatar’s “Heartbreaker”) – 2024 NFL season, week 15 – KC at CLE

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“Brownsbreaker”

(A Chiefs’ song parody to Pat Benatar’s “Heartbreaker”) – 2024 NFL season, week 15 – KC at CLE


“Brownsbreaker”

Original song – Pat Benatar – Heartbreaker (1979)


We love it that KC makes waves, messing with all their heads.
Down in the pundits’ opinions, yet we’re still ahead.
We’re the flukiest winners!  And we get first seed by winning three!
The invincible Chiefs’ team, and we’re building up the dynasty!

Chorus: We’re the Brownsbreaker, downs maker, crowns taker
Don’t you mess with the Chiefs!
We’re the Brownsbreaker, downs maker, crowns taker
Don’t you mess with us, no, no, no

We love that Mahomes gets on fire, burnin’ out of control
He’s got all that others desire, and has won Super Bowls.
We’re the flukiest winners!  And the Browns are merely tragedies.
Even Garrett can’t stop us, and the Chiefs will get more victories!

Chorus: We’re the Brownsbreaker, downs maker, crowns taker
Don’t you mess with the Chiefs!
We’re the Brownsbreaker, downs maker, crowns taker
Don’t you mess with us, no, no, no

(Instrumental break)

We’re the flukiest winners!  And the Cleveland Browns are in a hole
With that huge Watson contract, and they gave up three first-rounders, full!

Chorus: We’re the Brownsbreaker, downs maker, crowns taker
Don’t you mess with the Chiefs!
We’re the Brownsbreaker, downs maker, crowns taker
Don’t you mess with the Chiefs!

Chorus: We’re the Brownsbreaker, downs maker, crowns taker
Don’t you mess with the Chiefs!
We’re the Brownsbreaker, downs maker, crowns taker
Brownsbreaker!


If you want me to make a song parody of a specific song, just request below in the comments section.  And as always, Go Chiefs!

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