What In The Funk Is Wrong With The Kansas City Chiefs?

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The Kansas City Chiefs are in a funk. Wanna fight about it? Let’s fight about it! Join AG to discuss!

Hello Arrowhead Guys. Or should I say, “Funk You, Arrowhead Guys! — Let’s fight!” No. . . really! Let’s find a free parking lot somewhere in the depths of Kansas City. Next. . . we’ll just beat the bad vibes out of each other like a speed metal drummer on meth. We’ll use our best Mike Tyson voices (that’s methed up) in high pitched disagreement akin to the Tyson family voices after a knockout game of Monopoly ended abruptly because of cheating accusations. Let’s hit each other in the faces with fists, feet and footballs until we all have deflated Marsha (Tom) Brady noses and permanent(ly banned) X-Factor style injuries because of extreme (bleeding) red and gold losses and disagreements on the Internet.

Let’s get blackout drunk, high and mighty on life and take turns inside the Arrowhead (at GEHA Field) octagon choking each other out because the Chiefs are consistently choking on offense, defense and special teams like a football team called ‘The Self Stranglers‘ (what do you think Washington?). We can still make that joke because we beat that football team–but never mind that, let’s literally beat the funk out of each other like computer DJ’s did to music this century. Let’s fight. . .

For our right to party?

No, let’s actually fight!

Funkin’ Knockouts!

Why?

Because I can’t serve you BIG RED Kool-Aid. . .

With the Chiefs funkin’ up the whole meal.

The Chiefs need to move on from their funk.

Past a TITAN sized beatdown onto to a giant W and MOAR.

It’ll take work but they’re willing. . .

And hungry like these Royals fans made Chiefs Kingdom a few years back.

And a new opportunity to win (THANK GOD!)

Be grateful it’s not as bad as the drunken narrative. . .

There was some good in Tennessee.

The Chiefs understand the massive adversity. Hopefully obviously!

And the tough schedule.

Firing Andy Reid is more asinine than us literally fighting…

The Goal Hasn’t Changed.

Giving up is funking silly.

Step 1 (game at a time).

Win at Football. Not Veach Tattoos…

WIN!

I can’t stress this enough. The Chiefs need to get a win! Winning fixes and changes everything for the Kansas City Chiefs. If the Chiefs end up with an L to the New York Giants on Monday Night Football it will still not be the end of the world… but it will funking suck. I mean, it will really, really, really, really, really FUCKING suck. We all get that. But luckily (or unluckily) we’ve all been through this noise before. We’ve faced two win seasons. We’ve faced four win seasons. We’ve had Todd Haley break our seasons down into quarters before he broke our spirits down. We’ve had Romeo Crennel talk about our little groins on national TV. We’ve had over thirty years of the Chiefs not taking a QB in the first round before number 15 came around and won us a Super Bowl. We’ve been through worse than being fucking 3-4 with a terrible 4-3 defense. The Chiefs are just in a funk. Is it really worth fighting about?

Conclusion.

The Kansas City Chiefs need a win. We all know the team is sucking and not playing up to their potential. What the funk is crying going to do about it? What is fighting going to help? What is suggesting a move the Chiefs are never going to make in the first place going to do for their chances? Since when is there more questions in a conclusion??? Since now motherfunkers. The Chiefs need a win! Now let’s go watch them go get one GIANT win on Monday Night Football and get the FUCK out of this funk. It’s our time. It’s the Kansas City Chiefs time. Let’s roll!

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river
river
10/27/2021 11:16 pm

Run the table boys, that will get us out of the funk

upamtn
10/27/2021 9:57 pm

A 5 Star Rant … well done, CBO!

fighting won’t help, moanin’ and bitchin’ don’t help, getting mad don’t do shit, cryin’ about it same thing … truth is, ain’t one single damn thing WE (fans) can do to turn this team’s fortunes around, so … might as well enjoy the ride, up or down, twists and turns and bounces and all the shit that goes with it, the good, the bad and the downright ugly (like the Titans game: ugly and that’s an understatement)

MY RANT? re-posted here from Morning Huddle …

just in case there’s ANYONE out there wh still believes that the NFL is a principled (non-corrupt) institution, I urge you to read the following …

https://sports.yahoo.com/when-roger-goodell-tells-you-who-he-is-by-thoughtlessly-protecting-daniel-snyder-believe-him-182051338.html

Goodell is a P.O.S as are the rest of the owners for allowing (yes, allowing) this to play out as it has, Daniel Snyder is a reprehensible “human” and should not have the privilege of owning an NFL team

Goodell, by his own actions and words, is protecting Snyder (and others) from any and all responsibility and it needs to stop now … hell, I don’t care if it takes the whole damned league down: the cover-up of who did what is just plain WRONG

NOTE: those of you reading this who disagree with me, feel free to do so, just know that I could agree with you, but then we’d BOTH be wrong

worse, it seems that the entire league ownership is “ok” with this BS …

Earlier Wednesday, Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones told reporters the owners were “very satisfied with the NFL holding Dan Snyder accountable.”

pompano
Reply to  upamtn
10/27/2021 10:55 pm

Cryin’ won’t help you, prayin’ won’t do you no good
No, cryin’ won’t help you, prayin’ won’t do you no good
When the levee breaks, mama, you got to move, ooh

gonzangkc11
gonzangkc11
10/27/2021 9:21 pm

Espn2 now.

This gal Shields is a beast in boxing 2 time Olympics gold medal winner. & she’s entering cage for mma now.

SCKSChief
SCKSChief
10/27/2021 9:01 pm

upamtn
Reply to  SCKSChief
10/27/2021 9:50 pm

y’all need to learn how to put in a working link and NOT put it in as quoted block text

SCKSChief
SCKSChief
Reply to  upamtn
10/28/2021 11:45 am

Shows up for me.

pompano
10/27/2021 8:18 pm
pompano
10/27/2021 7:50 pm

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EAFOX
Reply to  pompano
10/27/2021 8:00 pm

Check out the bass player

Severely Concussed
Severely Concussed
Reply to  EAFOX
10/27/2021 8:14 pm

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pompano
Reply to  EAFOX
10/27/2021 8:14 pm

always assumed he’d be a Fender guy…

ChiefsCo.
ChiefsCo.
Reply to  pompano
10/27/2021 9:08 pm

Just as long as it’s not a reliced Fender. I hate those with a passion

pompano
Reply to  ChiefsCo.
10/27/2021 9:23 pm

Reliquary Fender, or Gibson for that matter?

ChiefsCo.
ChiefsCo.
Reply to  pompano
10/27/2021 10:06 pm

I tried to relic my Gibson myself. I’m not paying Fender or Gibson more $ for that. But when I tried the headstock broke off. That’s just a basic Gibson feature that comes with every one of their guitars.

Last edited 7 months ago by ChiefsCo.
pompano
10/27/2021 7:38 pm
Tony Sommer
10/27/2021 7:36 pm

I can’t believe it’s only 7:30, it feels like it’s 10. Is this what it’s like to get old?

EAFOX
Reply to  Tony Sommer
10/27/2021 7:38 pm

YES

Doughboy66
Doughboy66
Reply to  Tony Sommer
10/27/2021 7:52 pm

Depends, since you are on vacation, when did you start drinking? If the answer is “I haven’t yet ” then 1) Yes thats what getting old is like 2) You are doing your vacation wrong

Severely Concussed
Severely Concussed
10/27/2021 7:10 pm
EAFOX
Reply to  Severely Concussed
10/27/2021 7:12 pm
EAFOX
Reply to  Chief-Blinders-On
10/27/2021 7:19 pm
EAFOX
10/27/2021 7:04 pm

#11 – Fran Tarkenton – 455 points

Tarkenton was tied with two others for 33 appearances on passing yards and passing TD lists. He is one of only six who surpassed 200 points on that part with 230 points. Slingin Sammy Baugh previously mentioned at #29 had 204 points on that part.

EAFOX
10/27/2021 6:53 pm

#12 – Phillip Rivers

EAFOX
Reply to  EAFOX
10/27/2021 6:53 pm

I found it hilarious that Rivers was ranked higher than Elway.

SCKSChief
SCKSChief
Reply to  Chief-Blinders-On
10/27/2021 8:39 pm

I blame Travis’ shaved face for the offensive funk.

EAFOX
10/27/2021 6:47 pm

13 – John Elway

Tony Sommer
Reply to  EAFOX
10/27/2021 6:55 pm

Overrated.

EAFOX
Reply to  Tony Sommer
10/27/2021 6:56 pm

I hate horse face but no way he should be #13

EAFOX
Reply to  Tony Sommer
10/27/2021 6:59 pm

When he was a passing quarterback with no running attack, I expected him to be the one, after Marino, to dominate the stats. More typically, he was in the middle or bottom of the top ten.

EAFOX
10/27/2021 6:42 pm

Recap
15 – Matt Ryan
14 – Steve Young

#13 blew my mind. I double and triple checked the stats to make sure that I did not make a mistake.

larch
Reply to  EAFOX
10/27/2021 6:52 pm

Ya know, I always liked Ron Jaworski, but I didn’t think you’d have him that low. 🙃

larch
10/27/2021 6:41 pm

Just what I needed, thanks!

Tony Sommer
10/27/2021 6:38 pm

I looked up the Lego Titanic set, and after doing some measurements it turns out it’s as long as the longest table in my house. So if I get it I may have to actually plan out where it’ll live in my house.

EAFOX
Reply to  Tony Sommer
10/27/2021 6:39 pm

When they come out with the Lego EAFOX penis set, you will have to move to a larger house.

Tony Sommer
Reply to  EAFOX
10/27/2021 6:40 pm

What about the EAFOX ex-wife set?

EAFOX
Reply to  Tony Sommer
10/27/2021 6:42 pm

See above.

rip58
Reply to  Tony Sommer
10/27/2021 6:44 pm

You can park your ship in it , 😉

EAFOX
Reply to  rip58
10/27/2021 6:46 pm

Thank you good sir. Excellent response.

ChiefsCo.
ChiefsCo.
Reply to  EAFOX
10/27/2021 9:12 pm

But can you use the Lego penis set as a prosthetic?

EAFOX
Reply to  Tony Sommer
10/27/2021 6:40 pm

When they come out with the Lego EAFOX ex-wife set, you will have to move to a new planet.

Severely Concussed
Severely Concussed
Reply to  Tony Sommer
10/27/2021 7:05 pm

You could just break it in half for accuracy and to save space in your home.

EAFOX
Reply to  Severely Concussed
10/27/2021 7:06 pm

Great idea.

EAFOX
10/27/2021 6:30 pm

Good one CBO

rip58
10/27/2021 6:17 pm

CBO, way to start off the evening OT.
I still don’t have a lot of faith in the rest of the season, I don’t care if takes till week 15 to figure this shit out as long as they figure it out !!!
Even if the offense can pull there heads out of there asses, there is stil is the dreaded defense staring us in the face. With that fact and the remaining schedule I just don’t see it going our way this year. But as always Go Chiefs !!!

Last edited 7 months ago by rip58
probablyamistake
probablyamistake
10/27/2021 6:00 pm

When a team completely falls apart the way our team has, I really don’t know where else look but coaching. It’s not just one or two position groups, it’s the entire team. We’re not in the locker room so who knows what the heck is going on in there, but whatever it is needs to change. Like right now, our we can kiss this season goodbye.

MasterChief
MasterChief
Reply to  probablyamistake
10/27/2021 6:17 pm

I think you’re right. I’ve sensed something weird is going on behind closed doors that we don’t know about. The team, in general, seems low on morale to me.

That kind of thing needs to start with Coach Reid and trickle down from there.

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