Hello Arrowhead Guys. Or should I say, “Funk You, Arrowhead Guys! — Let’s fight!” No. . . really! Let’s find a free parking lot somewhere in the depths of Kansas City. Next. . . we’ll just beat the bad vibes out of each other like a speed metal drummer on meth. We’ll use our best Mike Tyson voices (that’s methed up) in high pitched disagreement akin to the Tyson family voices after a knockout game of Monopoly ended abruptly because of cheating accusations. Let’s hit each other in the faces with fists, feet and footballs until we all have deflated Marsha (Tom) Brady noses and permanent(ly banned) X-Factor style injuries because of extreme (bleeding) red and gold losses and disagreements on the Internet.
Let’s get blackout drunk, high and mighty on life and take turns inside the Arrowhead (at GEHA Field) octagon choking each other out because the Chiefs are consistently choking on offense, defense and special teams like a football team called ‘The Self Stranglers‘ (what do you think Washington?). We can still make that joke because we beat that football team–but never mind that, let’s literally beat the funk out of each other like computer DJ’s did to music this century. Let’s fight. . .
For our right to party?
Let’s Fight! https://t.co/ZUfrM3xEKo— W.A. Watts (@ChiefBlindersOn) October 27, 2021
No, let’s actually fight!
This kid gets more than knocked out and his mouth piece goes flying… immediately the kid in the background grabs the mouth piece and hits it with his racket and sends it flying again.— W.A. Watts (@ChiefBlindersOn) October 26, 2021
This is how we all felt Sunday. https://t.co/lZWSAqejlQ
Ready or not, the Kansas City Chiefs still have prime time games coming in the next couple of weeks along with a pair of 3:25 games.— W.A. Watts (@ChiefBlindersOn) October 26, 2021
There’s not going to be anywhere to hide so the Chiefs might as well dust off that Titans beating and get back to kicking ass against the Giants!
Because I can’t serve you BIG RED Kool-Aid. . .
With the Chiefs funkin’ up the whole meal.
How I feel talking up the Chiefs defense, offense and special teams right now. . .— W.A. Watts (@ChiefBlindersOn) October 27, 2021
But they’ll turn it around.
Go get a win on Monday Night. https://t.co/dTRJGoWI6v
The Chiefs need to move on from their funk.
Reminds me of the Chiefs attempting to move on up to a winning record yesterday.— W.A. Watts (@ChiefBlindersOn) October 25, 2021
Keep moving Forward.
Let’s roll! https://t.co/dCWVHGu2xy
Past a TITAN sized beatdown onto to a giant W and MOAR.
W— Chiefs_All_Day (@Chiefs_All_Day) October 27, 2021
It’ll take work but they’re willing. . .
🗣LETS GO TO WORK!!! https://t.co/Fv0rmTNeRA— Travis Kelce (@tkelce) October 26, 2021
And hungry like these Royals fans made Chiefs Kingdom a few years back.
And a new opportunity to win (THANK GOD!)
New Day, New Opportunity— Chris Jones (@StoneColdJones) October 26, 2021
Thank you God
Be grateful it’s not as bad as the drunken narrative. . .
I remember my first drink, too. https://t.co/kJ12zRKXAf— Matt Conner (@MattConnerAA) October 26, 2021
There was some good in Tennessee.
Nick Bolton’s performance was a bright spot on Sunday. He tallied 15 tackles and four tackles-for-loss. 📝— Kansas City Chiefs (@Chiefs) October 25, 2021
The Chiefs understand the massive adversity. Hopefully obviously!
“These are things that haven’t been common for us, and we need to fix it.” 📝— Kansas City Chiefs (@Chiefs) October 25, 2021
And the tough schedule.
Toughest Remaining Strength of Schedule— James Palmer (@JamesPalmerTV) October 27, 2021
Team Opp Win Pct Opp Record
1. Chiefs .612 41-26
2. Panthers .591 39-27
3. Vikings .589 43-30
4. Browns .588 40-28
5. 49ers .568 42-32
Firing Andy Reid is more asinine than us literally fighting…
Andy Reid completely resurrected and changed the culture of this franchise since his arrival. He’s a fucking HOF coach who has provided Chiefs fans with some of the greatest years of our lives. You have completely LOST YOUR MIND if you think he should be fired!— ChiefsAholic ™️ (@ChiefsAholic) October 26, 2021
The Goal Hasn’t Changed.
Here’s the thing: the Kansas City Chiefs will still win the Super Bowl— TAIWANCHIEFSFAN🇹🇼 (@CKingdom101) October 26, 2021
Giving up is funking silly.
I’m as frustrated as anyone else by the #Chiefs this season, but some things are so overblown. They have lost 4 games in a conference where EVERY team has lost 2 and we’re at Week 8 in a 17-game season. I just can’t get behind any “give up” scenario. Feels silly and reactionary.— Matt Conner (@MattConnerAA) October 26, 2021
Step 1 (game at a time).
It is about the passion of the #chiefskingdom we have had strong expectations for the #chiefs since making back to back #superbowls. Now all we want is a good old fashioned @MNF win next week over #giants . @ChiefsInsider @Ms_LilShadow @KC_Honey_ one game at a time #arrowhead— Stu (@kcstu) October 26, 2021
Win at Football. Not Veach Tattoos…
Step 1 of the Chiefs Curse removal done. What’s step two? https://t.co/uEejRL60Fo— Mitko (@PJMitko) October 26, 2021
I can’t stress this enough. The Chiefs need to get a win! Winning fixes and changes everything for the Kansas City Chiefs. If the Chiefs end up with an L to the New York Giants on Monday Night Football it will still not be the end of the world… but it will funking suck. I mean, it will really, really, really, really, really FUCKING suck. We all get that. But luckily (or unluckily) we’ve all been through this noise before. We’ve faced two win seasons. We’ve faced four win seasons. We’ve had Todd Haley break our seasons down into quarters before he broke our spirits down. We’ve had Romeo Crennel talk about our little groins on national TV. We’ve had over thirty years of the Chiefs not taking a QB in the first round before number 15 came around and won us a Super Bowl. We’ve been through worse than being fucking 3-4 with a terrible 4-3 defense. The Chiefs are just in a funk. Is it really worth fighting about?
The Kansas City Chiefs need a win. We all know the team is sucking and not playing up to their potential. What the funk is crying going to do about it? What is fighting going to help? What is suggesting a move the Chiefs are never going to make in the first place going to do for their chances? Since when is there more questions in a conclusion??? Since now motherfunkers. The Chiefs need a win! Now let’s go watch them go get one GIANT win on Monday Night Football and get the FUCK out of this funk. It’s our time. It’s the Kansas City Chiefs time. Let’s roll!