Welcome to the TOXIC Halloween Edition of Gameday: Chiefs vs. Giants
19 repliesHappy Halloween Arrowhead Guys! The Kansas City Chiefs are set to let the New York Giants trick or treat at Arrowhead for Monday Night Football as the red and gold look to end their self inflicted October football slaughterfest. Join AG to discuss.
Hello Arrowhead Guys. First off, let me just say Happy Halloween to all of my fellow Kansas City Chiefs fans. May your day be filled with joy and love, and your nighttime candy bags be filled with tricks and treats. I’m not sure exactly how to fill a candy bag with tricks, but if anyone can make it happen, it’s the toxic fan base of the Kansas City Chiefs.
Don’t You Know That You’re Toxic?
It “might” be the most toxic fan base, but it’s not. It is the Loudest and Proudest fan base though!
— W.A. Watts (@ChiefBlindersOn) October 30, 2021
We need to get @AnthonyHitchens & @Mathieu_Era in a big T-Shirt to hug it out with the KC fan base until everyone is smiling. Like you do with arguing siblings under 10 years old. https://t.co/H4nejXBjnp
Never mind, he’s sorry. . .
More from Tyrann Mathieu on if this season’s frustrations have changed his stance on staying in Kansas City past this year. @KCTV5 #ChiefsKingdom pic.twitter.com/ftTOZe99yC
— Jared Koller (@JaredKCTV5) October 30, 2021
Well, it worked for Billy Madison. . .
Water under the bridge @Mathieu_Era ! Thank you for owning up and being a man✊?! Let’s all move past this silliness and get back to business?! pic.twitter.com/Wboultiqhg
— ChiefsAholic ™️ (@ChiefsAholic) October 30, 2021
58? Deep Freeze? That’s nuts. . .
Good morning to all my real @chiefs fans don’t worry about what 58&32 taking bout let’s get this W this week @bobfescoe just my 2 cents @610SportsKC pic.twitter.com/Z5rKjslubu
— shaun smith (@autumnsjs90) October 30, 2021
But, we still love you too!
I love y’all!
— Chris Jones (@StoneColdJones) October 30, 2021
All of the Prime Time!
An opportunity to turn things around can be found on the field Monday night.
— Kansas City Chiefs (@Chiefs) October 30, 2021
?: #NYGvsKC on ESPN | 11/1 @ 7:15 PM pic.twitter.com/pOyfTDB6Jw
We’re pretty toxic, so maybe we should let the sane minds of the media do this breakdown…
“It starts up front. The Chiefs’ defensive line needs to make sure that they’re putting offensive linemen in Daniel Jones’ lap…It’s about winning the line of scrimmage first.”@LRiddickESPN joined us this week to break down MNF! pic.twitter.com/TluZLKJjuD
— Kansas City Chiefs (@Chiefs) October 30, 2021
I’m addicted to you (CHIEFS)
Don’t you know that you’re we’re toxic?
Am I seriously the only person who LITERALLY CANNOT WAIT FOR MONDAY NIGHT?
— ChiefsAholic ™️ (@ChiefsAholic) October 31, 2021
This entire week has been crazy. I just want us to absolutely BLOWOUT the Giants, and instill confidence and belief back into this team and fans!
?#ChiefsKingdom pic.twitter.com/9q1AaG4XDw
Blowout the TOXIC Predictions? Yes, like Halloween Candles!
MNF Bold Predictions
— Phillip V. McGruder (@McGruderPmac) October 31, 2021
Chiefs 35
Giants 14
Mahomes: 389 yards 3TDs
Darrel/Jerick: 174 total yards 2 TDs
Kelce: 62 receiving yards TD
Gordon: 47 yard TD catch
Defense: 6 sacks ? pic.twitter.com/oXNKeNu4ce
Hold up! Has Team Uzi been shooting KC too far into the future?
Clark also said Chiefs have been looking ahead rather than at task at hand. “We get ahead of ourselves. You start thinking to the playoffs, to the Super Bowl, to those games instead of thinking, ‘We’ve got the Giants this week’’ … I feel like that’s been kind of a problem.”
— Adam Teicher (@adamteicher) October 29, 2021
That’s what the Raiders think. . .
I see at least 10 more L’s in your future, @chiefs. #RaiderNation pic.twitter.com/ybV6gdecAk
— Rahul A. Desai (@rdesai711) October 30, 2021
Thanks Raoul.
Fuck the Raiders!
There’s Stranger Things Than Being Toxic.
Stranger things like the Kansas City Chiefs losing MOAR football games. Especially MOAR prime-time football games with the whole entire world watching. It’s not strange to lose football games. It happens. It’s strange for Patrick Mahomes to lose football games in the NFL. It’s no secret that when Mahomes first came into the NFL, I personally didn’t want the Chiefs to draft our future HOF QB, Patrick Mahomes [Side note: I wanted Deshaun “rub and tug” Watson]. Why? Because of how he played in college. That college version of Mahomes and his team never won, and he would just fire passes like he was a poor man’s Brett Favre with very little situational awareness combined with a ton of losses and terrible passes that weren’t always intercepted but were always present. I was skeptical because Mahomes only won 9 games in 3 seasons, and he was a Texas Tech QB. Now, obviously, I was an idiot with no brain and zero eye for Pro QB talent coming out of college. Further proven by the fact that I also wanted the Kansas City Chiefs to be led by Geno Smith once upon a time. Digress. The point is, it will be super strange if the Chiefs don’t win this game. Patrick Mahomes is a world beater and one of the best QBs I’ve ever watched play in the NFL. I’d be absolutely floored if the Chiefs and Patrick Mahomes don’t beat the Giants like the Arrowhead drum inside GEHA Field (nope, still doesn’t work)! But stranger things have happened, like Raiders fans suddenly having confidence and hope instead of yard time and mainline.
But being toxic is hilarious…
I’m just here for the toxic Chief fan jokes, guys.
— go_saleaumua (@go_saleaumua) October 31, 2021
Conclusion
There are many languages on planet Earth, and I don’t know exactly how many that may I need to utilize for this particular point to translate properly for the Kansas City Chiefs. The game against the New York Giants is a must win game! Yes, we’re toxic. Yes, we’re a bit entitled. Yes, we’re definitely dramatic! Yes, we’re prone to push a Broncos fan down a flight of Chargers stadium stairs if no one is watching. Yes, we hate losing! Why? Because we spent years doing it like the Chargers, Broncos and Raiders are currently doing. We don’t want football to be that way for the Kansas City Chiefs any longer. We might be a little expectant, but I think we all felt a little secure when our All-Universe QB signed a contract totaling over a half billion dollars. Now, maybe Elon Musk can make 72 times that amount of $$$ in 3 days, but in the NFL world we genuinely thought we were going to be fine for at least a few years. Secure right? Wrong! We’re toxic, and we’re slipping under .500 like Mahomes is slipping under $500 million QB play. And it’s okay, he’s allowed to struggle. He’s allowed to be human, and he’s allowed to make mistakes, and we get all of that. Seriously, all of us toxic fans fully get all of that point! We really do! Nevertheless, the Kansas City Chiefs can’t afford to lose this football game. They need to beat the football Giants like Barry Bonds beat baseballs with a baseball bat as a GIANT–better than anyone ever. Steroid it up, Chiefs–whatever it takes! We don’t give a shit, we’re toxic! Let’s just get a W! Happy Halloween AG! Let’s get a W tomorrow, or next season it’ll be Happy Halloween. And–it’s just not as fun without the W. It’s just toxic!
Refresher!
Let’s just win on Monday Night Kansas City Chiefs.
— W.A. Watts (@ChiefBlindersOn) October 30, 2021
Toxic or not. The Giants are coming to town. Let’s get back to winning. We’re 3-4, not 0-7. We have an incredible team and fanbase!
Let’s W!
System Of A Down – Toxicity (Official HD Video) https://t.co/iO3kyCEccG via @YouTube
Time’s Yours!
Fuck the raiders
Always
our old buddy, Von Miller, is headed to the Rams (as per reports) … so long, Von: we’ll (almost) miss you
I’d like to take this opportunity to apologize to my fellow AG fans for being “toxic” (as per Mathieu) … I shall now bathe in the River of Red Kool-Aid and eat only Cheeseburgers for the next month to cleanse my toxic soul of any and all toxicity
I shall also accept that “turning things around” MAY take longer than
a weeka couple of weeksa monthI would likeI’m all for giving the OL rookies their snaps, but now Remmers is in so what are the chances we’ll see the doc or Long in there for the second half of the season?
I hope Long can still play but is it going to happen? In all likelihood as soon as he plays any significant time he will just obtain an injury and be on the sideline. But he could come back and be healthy and solidify the RT position and dramatically change the course of this season.
I looked through his Twitter to see if he mentioned his progress… not much since August.
maybe he needs to join Mitch in the Kitch
Nicely done CBO, you do us proud.
Now, for all those faiders and donkeys fans, and just because…
Hear ’em howl!!!
I used this on the morning huddle post but couldn’t resist it here too.
For the faiders and Maybelline man.
And badger and hitch.
Happy Halloween!!
All of us this week:
go-sal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yanno, he literally walked me back fro the edge of the fan cliff way back when (in re: Brian Waters)
ummmmmmmmmm … Geno Smith?!?!?!?!?!? no way … (shaking head)
remember: chocolate beats candy corn and it’s not even a question
send BBQ
love,
ups
Hopefully, the BBQ is better than last week:
Speaking of beating the Giants like the Arrowhead Drum on Monday Night. Grunhard will be doing the old school beating:
That is inspiring. It must be something thrilling to be near the drum deck when the honoree steps up to the drum!