Welcome to the TOXIC Halloween Edition of Gameday: Chiefs vs. Giants

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Happy Halloween Arrowhead Guys! The Kansas City Chiefs are set to let the New York Giants trick or treat at Arrowhead for Monday Night Football as the red and gold look to end their self inflicted October football slaughterfest. Join AG to discuss.

Hello Arrowhead Guys. First off, let me just say Happy Halloween to all of my fellow Kansas City Chiefs fans. May your day be filled with joy and love, and your nighttime candy bags be filled with tricks and treats. I’m not sure exactly how to fill a candy bag with tricks, but if anyone can make it happen, it’s the toxic fan base of the Kansas City Chiefs.

Don’t You Know That You’re Toxic?

Never mind, he’s sorry. . .

Well, it worked for Billy Madison. . .

58? Deep Freeze? That’s nuts. . .

But, we still love you too!

All of the Prime Time!

We’re pretty toxic, so maybe we should let the sane minds of the media do this breakdown…

I’m addicted to you (CHIEFS)
Don’t you know that you’re we’re toxic?

Blowout the TOXIC Predictions? Yes, like Halloween Candles!

Hold up! Has Team Uzi been shooting KC too far into the future?

That’s what the Raiders think. . .

Thanks Raoul.

Fuck the Raiders!

There’s Stranger Things Than Being Toxic.

Stranger things like the Kansas City Chiefs losing MOAR football games. Especially MOAR prime-time football games with the whole entire world watching. It’s not strange to lose football games. It happens. It’s strange for Patrick Mahomes to lose football games in the NFL. It’s no secret that when Mahomes first came into the NFL, I personally didn’t want the Chiefs to draft our future HOF QB, Patrick Mahomes [Side note: I wanted Deshaun “rub and tug” Watson]. Why? Because of how he played in college. That college version of Mahomes and his team never won, and he would just fire passes like he was a poor man’s Brett Favre with very little situational awareness combined with a ton of losses and terrible passes that weren’t always intercepted but were always present. I was skeptical because Mahomes only won 9 games in 3 seasons, and he was a Texas Tech QB. Now, obviously, I was an idiot with no brain and zero eye for Pro QB talent coming out of college. Further proven by the fact that I also wanted the Kansas City Chiefs to be led by Geno Smith once upon a time. Digress. The point is, it will be super strange if the Chiefs don’t win this game. Patrick Mahomes is a world beater and one of the best QBs I’ve ever watched play in the NFL. I’d be absolutely floored if the Chiefs and Patrick Mahomes don’t beat the Giants like the Arrowhead drum inside GEHA Field (nope, still doesn’t work)! But stranger things have happened, like Raiders fans suddenly having confidence and hope instead of yard time and mainline.

But being toxic is hilarious…


There are many languages on planet Earth, and I don’t know exactly how many that may I need to utilize for this particular point to translate properly for the Kansas City Chiefs. The game against the New York Giants is a must win game! Yes, we’re toxic. Yes, we’re a bit entitled. Yes, we’re definitely dramatic! Yes, we’re prone to push a Broncos fan down a flight of Chargers stadium stairs if no one is watching. Yes, we hate losing! Why? Because we spent years doing it like the Chargers, Broncos and Raiders are currently doing. We don’t want football to be that way for the Kansas City Chiefs any longer. We might be a little expectant, but I think we all felt a little secure when our All-Universe QB signed a contract totaling over a half billion dollars. Now, maybe Elon Musk can make 72 times that amount of $$$ in 3 days, but in the NFL world we genuinely thought we were going to be fine for at least a few years. Secure right? Wrong! We’re toxic, and we’re slipping under .500 like Mahomes is slipping under $500 million QB play. And it’s okay, he’s allowed to struggle. He’s allowed to be human, and he’s allowed to make mistakes, and we get all of that. Seriously, all of us toxic fans fully get all of that point! We really do! Nevertheless, the Kansas City Chiefs can’t afford to lose this football game. They need to beat the football Giants like Barry Bonds beat baseballs with a baseball bat as a GIANT–better than anyone ever. Steroid it up, Chiefs–whatever it takes! We don’t give a shit, we’re toxic! Let’s just get a W! Happy Halloween AG! Let’s get a W tomorrow, or next season it’ll be Happy Halloween. And–it’s just not as fun without the W. It’s just toxic!


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zulu trader
11/01/2021 1:47 pm

Fuck the raiders

Reply to  zulu trader
11/01/2021 2:24 pm


11/01/2021 1:38 pm

our old buddy, Von Miller, is headed to the Rams (as per reports) … so long, Von: we’ll (almost) miss you

11/01/2021 1:35 pm

I’d like to take this opportunity to apologize to my fellow AG fans for being “toxic” (as per Mathieu) … I shall now bathe in the River of Red Kool-Aid and eat only Cheeseburgers for the next month to cleanse my toxic soul of any and all toxicity

I shall also accept that “turning things around” MAY take longer than a week a couple of weeks a month I would like

10/31/2021 12:15 pm

I’m all for giving the OL rookies their snaps, but now Remmers is in so what are the chances we’ll see the doc or Long in there for the second half of the season?

Reply to  larch
11/01/2021 11:10 am

I hope Long can still play but is it going to happen? In all likelihood as soon as he plays any significant time he will just obtain an injury and be on the sideline. But he could come back and be healthy and solidify the RT position and dramatically change the course of this season.

Reply to  Chief-Blinders-On
11/01/2021 1:37 pm

maybe he needs to join Mitch in the Kitch

10/31/2021 11:19 am

Nicely done CBO, you do us proud.
Now, for all those faiders and donkeys fans, and just because…

Wichita Chief
10/31/2021 10:03 am

Hear ’em howl!!!

Wichita Chief
10/31/2021 10:01 am

I used this on the morning huddle post but couldn’t resist it here too.

For the faiders and Maybelline man.

And badger and hitch.
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Happy Halloween!!

10/31/2021 9:59 am

go-sal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yanno, he literally walked me back fro the edge of the fan cliff way back when (in re: Brian Waters)

ummmmmmmmmm … Geno Smith?!?!?!?!?!? no way … (shaking head)

remember: chocolate beats candy corn and it’s not even a question

send BBQ


Reply to  Chief-Blinders-On
10/31/2021 12:11 pm

That is inspiring. It must be something thrilling to be near the drum deck when the honoree steps up to the drum!

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