Tuesday Taeks28 replies
We see you trollin’…we Taekin’…
People keep asking me if I’m back and I haven’t had an answer, but yeah, I’m thinking I’m back…
Sweet photoshops aside, I figured it was time for taeks to make a return. I mean, the Chiefs wrapped up the 1 seed two weeks ago and people seem to think this team somehow isn’t great. More on that below. And for you people that are just now reading taeks for the first time…. well I don’t know what to tell you besides read the disclaimer.
Full Disclaimer here: These are meant to be in satire. I repeat these are meant to be taken lightly and in jest. Please do not take offense if you or someone you know gets named in the ‘taeks’, remember all publicity is good publicity. In fact, you’re welcome.
Additionally do not seek out the authors of these ‘taeks’ to ridicule, maim or otherwise harass them. It could be illegal and Seth isn’t licensed to practice law on the interwebz. Worse yet, you might make the following week’s ‘Taeks’. We’ll make you famous.
As I mentioned above the Chiefs apparently suck.
But but guys the Chiefs barely got the 2 seed last year and barely 51 points on the texans and barely held Henry to 70 yards and then barely scored 21 straight points in the last 7 minutes of the Super bowl. Oh thats old news, tell you about this year. Okay.
Does no one remember what happened week 6? Chiefs ran for 200 yards and won by 2 scores. But barely two scores…
Universe makes error and the ‘Brownies’ make the playoffs.
This guy’s excitement is palpable lol.
Also, the Universe Corrects said error.
And you thought I was done with the John Wick stuff …
We will see…
Raiders gunna Raider
Wait.. you want to run it back to a 7 -9 season, miss the playoffs, at have at least one guy arrested again? Alright…
Your wish is granted.
Flaming HAWT Taek of the Week
Champion and Challenger
BTW I’m leaving the Champ and Around the Web from the last Taeks bc 1) Im lazy and 2) these are pretty solid. Enjoy.
Around the Web
I think the ladies will enjoy this one
10 Words come to mind: “Is this chicken what I have or is it Fish?”
5 points to the first person to name who said the above quote. 6 points to gif or video it.
We can’t be this dumb right… like literally as a species. It’s not possible! Right?!
This picture still makes me laugh. OMG LOL
Well that’ll do it for me. I hope you enjoyed the re-installment of Taeks, I know I did. Make sure to comment down below and tell your friends. We back baby.
I’m sorry, There is one, ONE Baba Yaga, and he is PATRICK MAHOMES!
There was something missing on my Tuesdays. And then the Taeks came out and all was right again.
Welcome back Taeks.
I’m clearly dumb, I don’t get the French nails thing. ?
Voila! The Flag of France, Monsieur
Ok, I am dumb, but I get it now. Let me explain.
I don’t really know what “french nails” are, but I’ve heard of it as some sort of style of women’s fingernails. Obviously I know what the French flag looks like. I thought for some reason the picture on the left was the original picture the girl had asked to be edited, and the picture on the right was the ‘funny’ edited one.
I was trying to figure out what the pattern on the right meant, and why it “French” and funny.
I was looking too far into it and completely missed the obvious.
hey, I’d never heard of “french nails” til today (the actual “fingernail style”) … the flag was the “obvious” pun (note: I post a visual pun on Fb called The Daily PUN-ishment so in my mind the pun itself was the best part of the Taeks)
I am so glad to see this back and you lowbird. This has been one of the articles that was always something to look forward to and enjoyable to read. Thanks for doing it
CLARK HUNT, MAKE SURE YOU — TRIPLE YOUR CLEANING STAFF
Ho Li Kow
Jason Mr. Clap Clap with no headset on Garrett — lol lol lol
LOL – please take the Chargers HC job………so AFC West can have Jon Gruden ($10m a year) & this cupcake asking ($12m a year). Dumb & Dumber lol. Even if he’s not asking for $12m a year…..he’ll want Jon Gurden type BLING BLING
Sights and Sounds from Week 17 | Chiefs vs. Chargers
The quote was from Jessica Simpson from her reality show, right? She wasn’t sure if her can of tuna was chicken or fish because it was “Chicken of the Sea” advertising (Starkist?).
in my mind I though t he said Marge or Lisa Simpson (from her reality show) … and then of course I’m all like “wtf?”
I feel like their should be a whole section dedicated to the 6-10 Giants bitching and moaning about how they got screwed out of making the playoffs
those poor, pitiful children … my heart is broken, verily
sadly, that’s only scratching the surface of just how stupid we, as a species, truly are … they don’t give out Darwin Awards for nothing, yanno
the French Nails thing was funny
Nice to have the Taeks back!
Nick Jacobs is on to something by pushing the Chargers to hire a Pioli/Jason Garrett combo. This would be highly entertaining.
I would literally die of laughter…. so there’s a 40% part of me that doesnt want this to happen
That’s the first two letters of ‘class’. The other three are just fine with it.