Tuesday Taeks

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We see you trollin’…we Taekin’…

Baseball is back!

Well kinda… I hope things turn out better than that pitch. I wanted to do a baseball segement today but with the Marlins news trending.


I think it’ll have to wait. Better safe than sorry, ammmirite?
Anywhos, I’ve got a decent little lineup today, pun intended, let’s hope I don’t strike out. 🙂

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Hawt Taeks

And we are off with Bang.

Like my grandpa always used to say… if you want to be the best, you got to twitter the best. Or… something like that.

Oldies but goodies..

I argued daily with those effers over at MHR about how bad Lynch would be as a pro… Took a couple years but I/we got the last laugh.
Me strolling back over to MHR after he was released .

best think.

Git’em BJ

Uh… Wut?

Def Not a Taek but Good Eye Tony… Good Eye.


Im dying lol.

Flaming HAWT Taek of the Week

Champion and Challenger

Reigning Champ


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Oh Travis…

This Frog tested positive for Covid-19.

Jokes aside, I have a couple buddies that’ve killed quite a few bullfrogs this big before.

Yeah.. well… You could imagine what would be like if they did.


And that little fisherman white lie will do it for me. See y’all back in a week.

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07/28/2020 6:16 pm

I mean, Raider Cody is usually pretty delusional…but his buttstuff tweet may take the cake.

07/28/2020 5:41 pm

The frog and the kid are the same shape

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07/28/2020 4:33 pm

Keenan Allen…if you could reset and have to choose between giving either Keenan or Tyreek a contract right now
would it even be a question that you’d pick Tyreek? Biases aside. Hes a great receiver but Tyreek is a complete game changer. Top 3 deadliest offensive weapon there is.

07/28/2020 3:52 pm

My vote’s for the challenger, dude oughta know better than to talk about the return specialists he covers during games.

07/28/2020 2:07 pm

the Keenan Allen “I’m better than Cheetah” … really?

as for this week’s champion: I’m gonna go with BJ’s reply on the BBQ thing … you go, Bj!
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Reply to  upamtn
07/28/2020 2:19 pm

Speaking of BJ, it really shows how much he is loved when all the players are saying they are going to miss him. I think of most players just being annoyed by the press, although he was with the Chiefs, so it’s not like he pummeled them in articles or anything. Still, sad to see him go.

Reply to  MasterChief
07/28/2020 2:30 pm

hadn’t heard he’s leaving the Chiefs … wherever he’s off to, good luck!

Reply to  upamtn
07/28/2020 4:56 pm

He’s going to be the Director of Athletics for “Let It Fly Media”, whatever that is. ?

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