Tuesday Taeks

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We see you trollin’…we Taekin’…

Every Tuesday we gather here to see a collection of stupidity. If we are lucky, its funny stupidity. This week is no different, I’ve got a fully lineup today. No exceptions made, football, politics, snakes… its all there. I want to thank everyone for stopping in, remind everyone to try the punch and please tip your server(s) well.

Now on with the Show

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Hawt Taeks

People Still wanna do this Marcus Peters thing.

……Such violence

Mahomes is easily the most loved player in football, if you doubt this check twitter.

Uhh…. No.

AG Staff: No politics Adam.

I realize its a game but damn… Ertz getting some shade here. Also Cook is better than pretty much everyone else outside the top 3, right?

When you get called out for being an idiot, its usually best to double down.

This really could turn into a ‘thing’ Henry vs Clark

Time stamp 2:00 😉

Flaming HAWT Taek of the Week

Champion and Challenger

Reigning Champ

Challenger

Around the Web

Better than Dak…

Bro…. no…

Perfect comment lol

Imagine going to Brazil, Africa, etc and just not being the top of the food chain anymore… I mean, I will only imagine it because my pansy butt is staying here. At home. Where its safe. I suggest you all do the same. Tell your Bronco friends / associates to go do that in your place. And send photos.
That’s it for me. See ya all.

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kcfreak725
07/21/2020 6:09 pm

“Mahomes is the most overrated player, maybe athlete, ever.”

Says the guy who has Dak Prescott as his QB

probablyamistake
probablyamistake
07/21/2020 3:48 pm

What’s up with this Patrick vs Josh Allen arm strength challenge? Are we really this desperate for entertainment?

pompano
pompano
Reply to  probablyamistake
07/21/2020 3:50 pm

yes

BleedingRedAndGold
Reply to  probablyamistake
07/21/2020 6:52 pm

Why not? We got Hill racing TO already. Pat prolly would love having a throw-off, so if he wants, why not?

probablyamistake
probablyamistake
Reply to  BleedingRedAndGold
07/21/2020 7:19 pm

Don’t really care, just don’t see the point. If he throws out his arm, I’ll be looking at you BRaG. 😉

MidKan Chiefs Lifer
MidKan Chiefs Lifer
Reply to  probablyamistake
07/21/2020 10:32 pm

FUN, that’s the point. I think Mahomes is allowed to have it and we are allowed to enjoy it.

gonzangkc11
gonzangkc11
07/21/2020 3:24 pm

New York and New Jersey have added 10 states to the list from which travelers are required to self-quarantine for 14 days, and Missouri is one of the newly added states.

pompano
pompano
Reply to  gonzangkc11
07/21/2020 3:33 pm

It’s prudent and reasonable…Unless it comes with a penalty for non-compliance it don’t mean shit. Maybe DHS can enforce it.

probablyamistake
probablyamistake
Reply to  pompano
07/21/2020 3:42 pm

DHS is busy in Portland right now.

pompano
pompano
Reply to  probablyamistake
07/21/2020 3:50 pm

Sighted in CHItown.
Violence to ensue if deployed.
Escalation means up, most people don’t know that, escalators take you up, sometimes down, I usually go up because I like being up, then when you want to go down you can take the elevator, it’s easy so easy. I read things.

BleedingRedAndGold
Reply to  pompano
07/21/2020 6:58 pm

Over and over the same thing repeats. Escalating shows of force against protestors leads to violence. The psychology behind it’s pretty basic, you threaten me and I’m getting ready for a fight, not meekly capitulating out of fear. That’s not just me, either, and it’s not a wrong reaction, just a normal one.

We terach our kids to stand up to bullies, after all, not to submit to them.

Leaf
Reply to  pompano
07/21/2020 4:33 pm

it’s not really enforceable in an effective manor. How do they know what state I’m coming from? Drivers license? That’s not always accurate to the drivers current living state.

pompano
pompano
Reply to  Leaf
07/21/2020 4:41 pm

Well they know where you flight originated.
I meant how do you enforce/monitor self quarantine.

Leaf
Reply to  pompano
07/21/2020 4:53 pm

That too. I understand the idea, but it’s just got too many open ends to really be enforced properly

pompano
pompano
Reply to  Leaf
07/21/2020 5:00 pm

*enforced at all*

Severely Concussed
Severely Concussed
Reply to  gonzangkc11
07/21/2020 3:33 pm

Thats funny. Who wants to go to New Jersey anyways?

pompano
pompano
Reply to  Severely Concussed
07/21/2020 3:36 pm

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NM_ChiefsFan
NM_ChiefsFan
Reply to  gonzangkc11
07/21/2020 5:12 pm

New Mexico requires anybody staying here to self-quarantine for 14 days upon arrival…of course, it’s pretty hard to enforce.

Tlback20
Tlback20
Reply to  NM_ChiefsFan
07/22/2020 1:14 pm

but then you have all the exceptions to that here as well.

Severely Concussed
Severely Concussed
07/21/2020 3:18 pm

Regarding the Marcus Peters taek. We did not let him go to the Ravens. We traded him to the Rams for a 2nd. Then they traded him to the Ravens for a 5th.

workingmansdead
Reply to  Severely Concussed
07/21/2020 4:18 pm

Sounds like we got darn good value there.

DenverDonkeyHater
DenverDonkeyHater
07/21/2020 2:58 pm

That guy needs to get some lessons from Chris Jones on how to handle his anaconda.

pompano
pompano
Reply to  DenverDonkeyHater
07/21/2020 3:04 pm

Fishing for trouser trout?

Armychiefj
Armychiefj
07/21/2020 2:39 pm

Less snakes in the taeks please. (I hate snakes more than I hate broncos)

MasterChief
MasterChief
07/21/2020 2:31 pm

Taek it, to the limit, one more tiiiiime.

pompano
pompano
Reply to  MasterChief
07/21/2020 3:02 pm

Taek it eee-eeasy.

pompano
pompano
07/21/2020 2:08 pm

Mahomes has great weapons vs. Mahomes makes his weapons great?
IDGAF and shan’t waste time debating.

NM_ChiefsFan
NM_ChiefsFan
Reply to  pompano
07/21/2020 2:24 pm

Mama always said: “Jealous is as Jealous does”

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