Half A Billion Dollars later…
No… 1 Million dollars isn’t that much money anymore. It’s half a billion dollars now Dr Evil. And you know what else? It was totally worth it. Don’t believe me? Ask the current Salty peeps and all the future Salty Peeps.
Welcome back to Tuesday Taeks everyone. It’s been a hawt minute since we’ve fired up the ole taeks machine but I assure you, its going to be worth the wait. Let’s hop to it.
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Amazing Signing by the Patriots. Lets check in.
Seems about right.
Let’s hop to our Team. And catch up with Ty and Carlos. Especially since Ty is so easy to catch up with anyway.
Alright, Carlos… you aren’t really that dumb. You’re just letting emotion dictate what you are saying, right?
uhhuh…. well I take that previous statement back. And also, did you happen to eat a lot of paint chips as a kid?
These steeler fans…
Not even up for debate huh?
Imagine being the Redskins Front Office….Maybe Carlos is running that ship, it would explain a lot.
I feel bad for my boys…
Im ashamed that we share the same name Adam…
And whats the deal with the constant Drew Lock love? Most talented? Are you high?
And Now my Favorite part of the show… The Mahomes contract Part.
Great News unless youre a hater right Jack?
You’ll have to excuse Jack, he’s a running back I mean… yeah I had that right, running back fan.
But Raider Cody, no excuse.
Who here believes that A) Raiders United actually has a Chiefs fan as a friend and B) that Raiders United is articulate enough to not only transcribe a sentence but complete a summary of a conversation and place in on twitter.
Flaming HAWT Taek of the Week
Champion and Challenger
…at throwing interceptions… in Arrowhead? This one may stand the test of time. Although, this challenger
Around the Web
I will be Shocked if I don’t see something comparative in the comments below. Shocked I tell you.
Oh C’mon Nate… be better!
wait… was Nate onto something? Do fireworks just bring despair at the cost of hard earned cash?
Nope, never mind. The internet saved it again with this classic.
Well folks thatll do it for me today. I hope you all had a wonderful holiday followed by an epic Monday afternoon. Here’s to knowing who our QB is for the next dozen years. Lata