Tuesday Taeks

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Again I assumed this weeks Taeks were were going to be lame. However I should learn to never underestimate people, looking directly at you John Elway. The broncos made quite the bevy of content this week. Dang, it feels good to be a gangster Chiefs fan. 
Anyways… Enjoy the show. 

Full Disclaimer here: These are meant to be in satire. I repeat these are meant to be taken lightly and in jest. Please do not take offense if you or someone you know gets named in the ‘taeks’, remember all publicity is good publicity. In fact, you’re welcome.

Additionally do not seek out the authors of these ‘taeks’ to ridicule, maim, or otherwise harass them. It could be illegal, and Seth isn’t licensed to practice law on the interwebz. Worse yet, you might make the following week’s ‘Taeks’. We’ll make you famous.

https://twitter.com/themeccapodcast/status/1097595704472674306?s=21
I’m not sure I’ve ever had a “winner” before but Mecca Fights Trump has done it, they win this week.
Well Played Tony
Bet.
https://twitter.com/chiefvolfan20/status/1097669405507489795?s=21

Randoms from across the Webz

https://twitter.com/sportstalkbarry/status/1096387699920068611?s=21

And now its time for very serious football talk with a man that prefers Yellow Cake.

And we close this week’s Taeks on the notion that a color is what makes a cake good or not… Move out of the way Helen Keller, seeing is believing and eating is well … just eating. Fortunately for our ole friend Seth, he gets to have his cake and eat it too. We love him no matter what.

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Falco16
Falco16
02/19/2019 7:51 pm

MHR callings Flacco a massive upgrade. Dafuq you say? I guess they are hitting the legal weed.

legal_kush
legal_kush
02/19/2019 5:21 pm

Philip Rivers… damn.

4thQtrMagic
02/19/2019 4:26 pm

I just hope that banzai tree is ok.

4thQtrMagic
Reply to  01lowbird
02/19/2019 4:16 pm

Savage….lol

Cheat Code
Cheat Code
Reply to  01lowbird
02/19/2019 9:13 pm

The following thread was pretty good too.

4thQtrMagic
02/19/2019 3:36 pm

This:

“There was once a draft with five first-round quarterbacks where the team with the fifth overall pick signed Case Keenum” FTW

vvet818
Reply to  4thQtrMagic
02/19/2019 5:05 pm

Dejavu…….Blackledge!….. memory is killing me!

Berserker
Berserker
Reply to  4thQtrMagic
02/20/2019 5:10 am

Once, that woulda been the Chiefs….

ElPasoJason
ElPasoJason
02/19/2019 3:33 pm

What kinda crazy MFers you got in Kansas? Blowing up bathrooms and stealing bonzai trees.
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HawaiiFiveOh
HawaiiFiveOh
02/19/2019 3:26 pm

Yellow cake? Fine.

Yellowcake? Gives you cancer.

Anthony Stratton
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02/19/2019 2:19 pm

Yellow cake? The hawtest of taeks…

Anthony Stratton
Reply to  01lowbird
02/19/2019 2:58 pm

Food should never be called a color IMO.

“Sir, would you like to try our biege meat?”

chief_curmudgeon
chief_curmudgeon
Reply to  Anthony Stratton
02/19/2019 3:22 pm

“Blue cheese?”

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Falco16
Falco16
Reply to  Anthony Stratton
02/19/2019 7:53 pm

We made yellow cake with chocolate frosting for our 2yo BDay. Had some with lunch yesterday. *shurgs*

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