
Tuesday Taeks
18 repliesAgain I assumed this weeks Taeks were were going to be lame. However I should learn to never underestimate people, looking directly at you John Elway. The broncos made quite the bevy of content this week. Dang, it feels good to be a gangster Chiefs fan.
Anyways… Enjoy the show.
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Randoms from across the Webz
And now its time for very serious football talk with a man that prefers Yellow Cake.

And we close this week’s Taeks on the notion that a color is what makes a cake good or not… Move out of the way Helen Keller, seeing is believing and eating is well … just eating. Fortunately for our ole friend Seth, he gets to have his cake and eat it too. We love him no matter what.
MHR callings Flacco a massive upgrade. Dafuq you say? I guess they are hitting the legal weed.
Philip Rivers… damn.
I just hope that banzai tree is ok.
LOL same
The rabbit killed me.
emotional roller coaster
Savage….lol
The following thread was pretty good too.
This:
“There was once a draft with five first-round quarterbacks where the team with the fifth overall pick signed Case Keenum” FTW
its pretty good
Dejavu…….Blackledge!….. memory is killing me!
Once, that woulda been the Chiefs….
What kinda crazy MFers you got in Kansas? Blowing up bathrooms and stealing bonzai trees.

Yellow cake? Fine.
Yellowcake? Gives you cancer.
Yellow cake? The hawtest of taeks…
Its so ….. yellow.
*cues Cold Play Music*
Food should never be called a color IMO.
“Sir, would you like to try our biege meat?”
“Blue cheese?”
We made yellow cake with chocolate frosting for our 2yo BDay. Had some with lunch yesterday. *shurgs*