Song Parody – “Kansas City Wonderland”

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From the Fan Posts:  (A song parody by 3rdnlong to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”) – 

 

“KC Wonderland”

 (A song parody by 3rdnlong to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”) – 

“KC Wonderland”

When the Chiefs
Play the Broncos
We can see
How that song goes.
The Broncos will fail.
Chiefs always prevail.
It’s a Kansas City wonderland.

Denver stinks.
It’s no secret.
No one thinks
They will be met
In postseason games
Their guys are so lame.
It’s a Kansas City wonderland.

When in Denver, we can see John Elway
And pretend that he was once a star.
He’ll say, “I have built this franchise my way.”
(But that’s pathetic, it’s known near and far!)

Gone away
Is Tim Tebow.
Paxton Lynch,
Where did he go?
Those busts from 1st round
Make losses compound,
So it becomes a KC wonderland.

Fangio has got a mind for defense.
Anyway, that’s what they always say.
But our Chiefs will bring to light that pretense.
The Broncos cannot stop us when we play.

And so what
If their receivers
Are all good
Ball retrievers?
It’s all moot, alas.
Their QBs can’t pass.
It’s a Kansas City wonderland.

(slower)

Is Drew Lock the guy?
The odds are not high.
It’s still our Kansas City wonderland.

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Mahomesisgreat
Mahomesisgreat
06/18/2021 4:09 pm

Good one!

MasterChief
MasterChief
06/18/2021 1:40 pm

Nice one! You might have to recycle this one come December.

probablyamistake
probablyamistake
06/18/2021 12:13 pm

That’s goof stuff Maynard.

Chief-Blinders-On
06/18/2021 11:52 am

Love these.

rip58lovealways
rip58lovealways
06/18/2021 9:13 am

Best one yet I think, thanks man.

Chief-Blinders-On
Reply to  3rdnlong
06/18/2021 12:53 pm

Keep’em coming.

rip58lovealways
rip58lovealways
Reply to  3rdnlong
06/18/2021 2:08 pm

How about to queen ? We will rock you beat .😁

pompano
06/18/2021 8:33 am

Nice 🙂

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