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Time to make your selections for the 2021 Arrowhead Guys mock draft!

Just Ignore That “Dorsey Part” In The Featured Image, I Searched “Draft” In Our Media Library And Found It Fitting

Who’s ready to mock our way to the draft? It’s that time of year and we’re ready to get started rolling out the mock draft done by you, the Arrowhead Guys community. Below is the draft order for the 1st round and here’s how it works.

Arrowhead Guys Has Rules?

A) Picking a team to draft for is done on a “1st come, 1st serve” basis based on the time stamp of the request. It is open to all through the entire AG community, both on-site and via social media.

B) For now, with some teams having multiple picks, please specify which pick you would like to complete. Once everyone who wants to participate has a team, you can choose a second pick.

C) When you are on the clock you will be notified via the email account you signed up with and will have 24 hours to reply with your write-up. We request that you also reply to the notification ASAP to confirm you got it and notify us of your selection. This allows us to let the next GM start on their selection while the last finishes theirs to get all the selections in time. This is important as you may note we have less than 32 days to collect and post 32 draft picks (my bad).

Please Note: you may get contacted sooner than you expect that you are on the clock. As soon as we are informed of a selection we contact the next AG GM immediately; we do not wait to contact you based on when the selections are published on the site. So please keep a close eye on your email accounts if you select a team. Last year a few members missed out on their draft pick thinking we would wait for the day before their pick to contact them and didn’t check their email until it was too late. We will also attempt to leave notes for GM’s in the Morning Huddle or In Comments when possible to get your attention before passing your selection to someone else.

D) We Need Backups! If you would like to be a backup GM in case we need to pass the selection on to someone else let us know.

E) For your write-up, explain why the player you selected fits the team. As fun as it is to “screw” a rival team with a bad draft pick, try to make it realistic. If you select a 5th round backup running back who DOESN’T run a sub 4.3 for the Raiders at 12 you had better have a very compelling case for doing so, lest ye shall feel the Wrath of the Commissioner. That said, feel free to have fun with your write-up, make it humorous. There will be voting involved, and the best write-up (not the best draft pick) wins a prize…likely from the Arrowhead Guys Store. Anyone jonesing for some sweet above-the-knee AG shorts?

No? Perhaps something else then. We’ll try to make it fun, regardless.

If you sign up to draft for a team, please make sure you are committed to following through (and at least occasionally checking your email). If for some reason you are unable to complete your selection please let us know ASAP so we can re-assign your team to someone else without delaying the draft past the…uh…draft. Thanks!

  1. Jacksonville Jaguars- rip58lovealways
  2. New York Jets- Severely Concussed
  3. Miami Dolphins- Tony Sommer
  4. Atlanta Falcons- Mattl
  5. Cincinnati Bengals- Team Player
  6. Philadelphia Eagles- Mattl
  7. Detroit Lions- hoosierchief
  8. Carolina Panthers- Humanbulldozer1212
  9. Denver Broncos- gonzangkc11
  10. Dallas Cowboys- Steve_Chiefs
  11. New York Giants- Tyrone
  12. San Francisco 49ers- Caleb Durland
  13. Los Angeles Chargers- Starry1
  14. Minnesota Vikings- kcfreak725
  15. New England Patriots- larch
  16. Arizona Cardinals- DaveFriedman
  17. Las Vegas Raiders- Zulu Trader
  18. Miami Dolphins- SCKSChief
  19. Washington Football Team– 3rdnlong
  20. Chicago Bears- Steve_Chiefs
  21. Indianapolis Colts- Tony Sommer
  22. Tennessee Titans- SCKSChief
  23. New York Jets- Severely Concussed
  24. Pittsburgh Steelers- Becca Huddleston
  25. Jacksonville Jaguars- rip58lovealways
  26. Cleveland Browns- ChiefDog
  27. Baltimore Ravens- Zulu Trader
  28. New Orleans Saints- larch
  29. Green Bay Packers-
  30. Buffalo Bills-
  31. Kansas City Chiefs- 3rdnlong
  32. Tampa Bay Buccaneers-

Example of a Badass Writeup

With the 22nd pick in the 2016 Another Place mock draft, The Houston Watts GM ta2tony21 selects…

/inserts cliffhanger here

Some player who won’t help them beat the Chiefs. Like. Ever. Obviously the Watts have a lengthy list of needs if they ever want to aspire to beat the Chiefs (who, Gods being kind, get to play these chumps for a third time in two years) starting with quarterback, running back, wide receiver, tight end, offensive tackle, guard, center, safety, cornerback, inside linebacker, outside linebacker, nose tackle, and most importantly of all: defensive end.

You see, in the year since JJ Watt was last spotted cutting firewood in the woods (borderline cannibalism if you ask me) in a football uniform with no gloves (things only rednecks notice), he has developed a severe case of ichthyophobia and diarrhea. But mostly ichthyophobia. Which, if you didn’t know, is the fear of fish. Or rather, Fish, if that’s what you call him. You know, that or, uh, His Fishness, or uh, Fisher, or El Fisherino if you’re not into that whole brevity thing. What in God’s holy name am I blathering about, you might ask? The bums lost, sir!

…JJ Watt is scared of Eric Fisher. I mean, I bet he fakes an injury the week the Watts play the Chiefs. Oh, he’ll be active come game day, but he’s totes sitting this next one out.

So where were we? Oh yeah, selecting a draft pick for these southbound pachyderms with oversized belt-buckles that rival their over-estimation of BBQ so conservative it matches their political tendencies.

Well, considering all of the team needs for the Houston Watts it really only comes down to two options. The first and easiest option being a DE to fill in for JJ’s 15 sacks per game (as projected by [Fansite deleted by the editor]) [editorial note: I didn’t, and I blame Dave, instead.] when he decides to ask for a mulligan against KC this upcoming season; someone is going to have to play every position on defense while Baby-J is getting his diapers changed on the sidelines. The other option here at 22, in fact my dark horse pick of the draft, is just one frickin’ special teams guy who can tackle Knile Davis before allowing him to run 106 yards for the playoff game-deciding score.

Unfortunately, since no such human being exists, at least not one known to humanity not named Chuck Norris, the selection here has to be Boy J’s replacement …

Ole Miss DT Robert Nkemdiche

Shit, what’s the worst that could happen?

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rip58lovealways
rip58lovealways
04/17/2021 1:11 pm

Pick is in,

zulu trader
zulu trader
04/17/2021 12:20 pm

Tony, do you need someone to take Baltimore Ravens? I will. You got my email

KC Dude (A.K.A Zif)
04/08/2021 8:25 pm

Don’t need any merch here. How many of you out there have a Bert’s coffee cup and a Bert’s shirt?

ChiefDog
Reply to  KC Dude (A.K.A Zif)
04/09/2021 2:01 pm

larch
larch
04/07/2021 7:15 am

Tony: I’m willing to do another draft pick write-up, doesn’t matter which team, if you still need some entries then let me know.

larch
larch
Reply to  Tony Sommer
04/07/2021 12:28 pm

Okeedoke.

rip58lovealways
rip58lovealways
03/30/2021 6:14 pm

You don’t have my name down for Jaguars at 25 ? , I was just curious if I was required to do that spot?
Let it be noted I’m good either way😊

larch
larch
03/26/2021 2:51 pm

G’day AG, been preoccupied for a while but still lurking here. I’ll do my best for the Pats at 15 if you allow.

larch
larch
Reply to  Tony Sommer
03/26/2021 7:19 pm

Good, thank you.

ChiefDog
03/24/2021 6:33 pm

Would be pretty cool to see Seth drop by 😉

3rdnlong
3rdnlong
Reply to  ChiefDog
03/25/2021 8:35 am

Maybe we could make it a whole thing, and invite everyone from Herbie Teope to Adam Teicher to participate.

3rdnlong
3rdnlong
Reply to  3rdnlong
03/25/2021 8:37 am

Or former Chiefs’ greats. Why not invite some of the players from the 1st SB winning Chiefs team?

ChiefDog
Reply to  3rdnlong
03/25/2021 5:21 pm
3rdnlong
3rdnlong
Reply to  ChiefDog
03/25/2021 5:52 pm

Come on. You’re dying to know how Curly Culp or Otis Taylor would draft for the Patriots.

3rdnlong
3rdnlong
03/17/2021 12:21 pm

More people should sign up, just for the thrill of participating in a mock draft where Trevor Lawrence wasn’t the first pick.

Tyrone
03/16/2021 7:52 pm

Give me the G-Men.

I have no idea about anyone in the draft at all, but I’ll do something.

starry1
03/15/2021 1:55 pm

Nope. You mofos were evil to me last year.

Severely Concussed
Severely Concussed
Reply to  starry1
03/15/2021 2:06 pm

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starry1
Reply to  Severely Concussed
03/15/2021 3:05 pm

Its okay because I still have the satisfaction of being right that Veach would take an RB with the first pick.

starry1
Reply to  Tony Sommer
03/15/2021 4:02 pm

Fine. Gimme the Chargers at 13. They could seriously use my magic.

Severely Concussed
Severely Concussed
Reply to  Tony Sommer
03/15/2021 5:44 pm

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ChiefDog
03/12/2021 4:53 pm

F-it, give me the Browns at 26.

hoosierchief
03/12/2021 4:37 pm

None of the teams left make a difference to me, so I’ll be an emergency sub and fill in for whoever you need drafted. . speaking of draft, time to have a cold one…!!!!

Mattl
Mattl
Reply to  Tony Sommer
03/12/2021 5:30 pm

If he doesn’t want the Falcons, Tony – I’ll take them.

hoosierchief
Reply to  Tony Sommer
03/17/2021 12:59 pm

I can take the Lions if you still need someone…

Anthonys Beard
03/11/2021 2:36 am

I’ll take San Francisco 49ers Pick #12

3rdnlong
3rdnlong
03/09/2021 1:08 pm

Wow –

I would be glad to pretend to be Brett Veach and draft #31 for the best team ever

3rdnlong
3rdnlong
Reply to  3rdnlong
03/09/2021 1:09 pm

(And if they are taken and I just missed it, sign me up for the Washington Football Team at #19).

zulu trader
zulu trader
Reply to  3rdnlong
03/09/2021 1:10 pm

prepare to be roasted

3rdnlong
3rdnlong
Reply to  zulu trader
03/09/2021 1:23 pm

I’ll just have to make it funny then

Team Player
Team Player
03/09/2021 6:06 am

Throw me in for the Bengals at five please

gonzangkc11
gonzangkc11
03/08/2021 7:40 pm

Denver Broncos – pen me in for that GM

I’ll go find John Elway @ a bar
Ask him who’s he’ll be picking

or, I could ask my boy who works in the Broncos front office

or, I could just Bull Jive a pick 🙂 (probably bull jive a pick – least amount of effort)

zulu trader
zulu trader
03/08/2021 4:48 pm

MAsterCHief, who you picking for?

MasterChief
MasterChief
Reply to  zulu trader
03/09/2021 11:24 am

You’d get a better pick throwing darts at a list! Not often watching college football basically disqualifies me because I have no idea who is who until after we pick them.

zulu trader
zulu trader
Reply to  MasterChief
03/09/2021 11:57 am

Perfect! Don’t forget this is ArrowheadGuys.com. Come on and join the fun. Read some talking heads mock draft and copy them. Be creative when you plagerize

kcfreak725
03/08/2021 1:07 pm

I’ll take the Minnesota Vikings at 14, please

zulu trader
zulu trader
03/08/2021 12:13 pm

PAM did a good job last year picking for the Chiefs. I think you should let her do the Chiefs, again

zulu trader
zulu trader
Reply to  zulu trader
03/08/2021 2:00 pm

she said the Chiefs would pick a running back and everybody chastised her

MasterChief
MasterChief
Reply to  zulu trader
03/08/2021 2:15 pm

I was one of them. I chastised my buddy for wanting a RB in the 1st round. I like CEH but we have greater needs.

zulu trader
zulu trader
03/08/2021 11:46 am

Just like last year; #17, Las Vegas Raiders, please

zulu trader
zulu trader
Reply to  Tony Sommer
03/10/2021 11:12 am

just call me Mr Davis, never Al

MasterChief
MasterChief
Reply to  zulu trader
03/08/2021 11:56 am

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