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Friday Night O/T: Its Memorial Day Already?

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On my way home from work I heard someone mention Memorial Day and I thought, “wait, holy shit, its not Memorial Day weekend already is it?” I checked. Holy shit, it is already Memorial Day weekend! So naturally my immediate reaction was to think of what to cook up this weekend and I settled on a little BBQ…

Holy Hat! What the hell just happened? Oh well, its been a hot minute since I’ve fired up the ole smoker so its high time I do the Q.

What are you doing this weekend?

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zulu trader
zulu trader
05/22/2020 9:57 pm
Tyrone
05/22/2020 9:52 pm

“virtual”

Am I the only one who thinks this word is being misused?

larch
larch
Reply to  Tyrone
05/22/2020 10:27 pm

Virtual: me + had sex in high school.

pompano
pompano
Reply to  Tyrone
05/22/2020 10:29 pm

Literally, irregardess of context.

larch
larch
Reply to  pompano
05/22/2020 10:31 pm

Double negative?

pompano
pompano
Reply to  larch
05/22/2020 10:46 pm

I wouldn’t not say no..

HawaiiFiveOh
HawaiiFiveOh
05/22/2020 9:39 pm

I wasn’t planning on smoking anything this weekend until a coworker reminded me that it’s Memorial Day. That’s how out of touch I’ve been because of the pandemic. So I’ll hunt down a brisket tomorrow.

zulu trader
zulu trader
Reply to  HawaiiFiveOh
05/22/2020 10:01 pm

I wasn’t planning on smoking anything this weekend

https://giphy.com/gifs/weed-420-RSEuJxiw2H24U

pompano
pompano
Reply to  zulu trader
05/22/2020 10:16 pm

I hear you knockin’ but you can’t come in.

larch
larch
Reply to  pompano
05/22/2020 10:17 pm

Dave?

zulu trader
zulu trader
Reply to  larch
05/22/2020 10:18 pm
pompano
pompano
Reply to  larch
05/22/2020 10:19 pm

..license is on the back of the car, mang..

larch
larch
Reply to  zulu trader
05/22/2020 10:36 pm
zulu trader
zulu trader
Reply to  larch
05/22/2020 10:39 pm

this music sure goes good with the Gif

Snafu
Snafu
Reply to  HawaiiFiveOh
05/22/2020 10:06 pm

Smoking a corned beef tomorrow. Fingers crossed.

zulu trader
zulu trader
05/22/2020 9:29 pm

Adam Teicher
@adamteicher

Andy Reid on Zoom today said he has mixed thoughts on proposed rule allowing teams to retain the ball after a score by trying to convert on 4th and 15. But he said, “We’ve got a guy that can do 4th and 15s.”

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zulu trader
zulu trader
05/22/2020 9:27 pm

Sam Mellinger
@mellinger

Among the traits Andy Reid looks for from players in virtual meetings: “Are you going to stay awake?”

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zulu trader
zulu trader
05/22/2020 9:25 pm

PFF KC Chiefs @PFF_Chiefs

In 2019, 11 offensive linemen that played 500+ snaps allowed zero sacks.

Only one of them was an offensive tackle: #Chiefs RT Mitchell Schwartz

Only one of them played 750+ pass-blocking snaps: #Chiefs RT Mitchell Schwartz

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HawaiiFiveOh
HawaiiFiveOh
Reply to  zulu trader
05/22/2020 9:42 pm

He was a steal from Cleveland. Flatout. A steal.

zulu trader
zulu trader
05/22/2020 9:23 pm
zulu trader
zulu trader
05/22/2020 9:22 pm
MasterChief
MasterChief
Reply to  zulu trader
05/22/2020 9:54 pm

These guys get it. That was very entertaining to me. lol

zulu trader
zulu trader
05/22/2020 9:11 pm

PFF Fantasy Football
@PFF_Fantasy

Most slot TDs in last two seasons

1. Tyreek Hill – 12
2. Tyler Lockett – 11
3. Cooper Kupp – 10
3. Adam Thielen – 10

https://giphy.com/gifs/nfl-football-touchdown-xT9IgpuPDMjnlGBKSs

Tyrone
05/22/2020 8:40 pm

“Holy hat!” always gets me.

MasterChief
MasterChief
Reply to  Tyrone
05/22/2020 9:54 pm

Me too! lol!

Tony Sommer
05/22/2020 8:14 pm

I’ve been thinking about buying a Camaro or similar, so every once in a while I’ll just check to see what’s out there. Right now there’s a 2019 with 16k miles in Omaha listed for $20k. I’m tempted to buy it right now but it seems too good to be true.

https://www.cars.com/vehicledetail/detail/811024545/overview/

Tyrone
Reply to  Tony Sommer
05/22/2020 8:44 pm

Do you have the acid washed denim already?

Tony Sommer
Reply to  Tyrone
05/22/2020 8:52 pm

My jorts and 20 year old T-shirt are ready to go.

Tyrone
Reply to  Tony Sommer
05/22/2020 8:56 pm

😍

MasterChief
MasterChief
Reply to  Tony Sommer
05/22/2020 9:57 pm

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gonzangkc11
gonzangkc11
Reply to  Tony Sommer
05/22/2020 9:03 pm

1969 CAMERO!! Classic rule 🙂

Severely Concussed
Severely Concussed
05/22/2020 6:41 pm

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probablyamistake
probablyamistake
Reply to  Severely Concussed
05/22/2020 7:16 pm

What’s a weekend?

pompano
pompano
Reply to  probablyamistake
05/22/2020 7:55 pm

It’s like End Of Days…but for the week.

pompano
pompano
Reply to  pompano
05/22/2020 8:05 pm
Severely Concussed
Severely Concussed
Reply to  probablyamistake
05/22/2020 7:55 pm

My job has been business as usual. No work from home. Go to work for about 10 hours per day M-F. It has been a long stretch since New Year’s holiday.

What sucks this year (on top of everything else going on) is July 4th is on a Saturday. The company is just paying us for the holiday but we don’t get to take a day off.

MasterChief
MasterChief
Reply to  Severely Concussed
05/22/2020 10:01 pm

That sucks. 🙁

Tyrone
Reply to  Severely Concussed
05/22/2020 8:59 pm

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Plus Name and Plus Name
Plus Name and Plus Name
05/22/2020 6:41 pm

Posted this on the morning thread but I just found it so funny I had to post again.

https://twitter.com/seahawksnerd75/status/1262917513136025601

Severely Concussed
Severely Concussed
Reply to  Plus Name and Plus Name
05/22/2020 6:47 pm

Let me see if I can apply his math to my life. I had sex with 6 girls while in high school. If we change all the ones that said no to me, my actual number is 437.

I am now a rock star.

Tony Sommer
Reply to  Severely Concussed
05/22/2020 6:52 pm

Well good for you Mr. “I had sex while in high school”.

Severely Concussed
Severely Concussed
Reply to  Tony Sommer
05/22/2020 6:54 pm

It wasn’t difficult if your standards were low enough.

Tony Sommer
Reply to  Severely Concussed
05/22/2020 6:57 pm

That’s the problem with judging by partner count. IMO I’d rather be the guy who had sex with 10 models than the guy who had sex with 100 girls who were super ugly.

probablyamistake
probablyamistake
Reply to  Tony Sommer
05/22/2020 7:15 pm

Ya know that’s a two-way street….right?

Severely Concussed
Severely Concussed
Reply to  Tony Sommer
05/22/2020 7:49 pm

This is just a misogynist joke.

Spoiler
They are all pretty on the inside.

Tony Sommer
Reply to  Plus Name and Plus Name
05/22/2020 6:53 pm

That post is infamous on Reddit. It gets mentioned every time Mahomes’ name comes up.

BleedingRedAndGold
Reply to  BleedingRedAndGold
05/22/2020 5:45 pm

Some crazy ammo going on here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHxHcpNGFpI

pompano
pompano
Reply to  BleedingRedAndGold
05/22/2020 7:57 pm

Keepin’ the powder dry.

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