With The 15th Pick Of The AG Mock Draft The Patriots Select:

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With a tip of the cap to the New England Patriots and a variety of Boston area musicians, let’s chowdah. “You got to give it to me” because I am the greatest GM who ever let arguably the GOAT QB walk. Biding my time with CamBam Newton may seem counterproductive but don’t forget that I “know every trick now.” These past couple of years have been trying, it feels like “I’ve been hanging out in the rain,” nevertheless I am on the path to renewed glory and I devote “every second of every day” to reach that destination. “I’m going to tell you a big, fat story,” that’s how to do it in the beanery, and I do it because “I love that dirty water.” It is a story about a dream of building success over the long term and not just for today. Maybe it “seems my dream might take a while” but you can’t argue with my past success, and you also can’t argue with the amount of money I’ve spent on free agents this year to ensure that dream “don’t run wild.” I tell you that “I could fix a lot of things” but right now my job is to find “the perfect fit.”

“Going down” the list of needs for my roster it becomes apparent there are still some positions to reinforce and even more that are likely to arise next year – such as CB Gilmore and LB Hightower. Perhaps QB is the most gaping need, but you know I ain’t drafting one in the first round and “I’m bettin’ on the dice I’m tossin’.” I have my own style and if you think “I’m a slob” with my hoodies and my apparent disregard for your opinion “well I never looked at it that way.” The young man I am about to draft, “you look so fancy I can tell,” has all the tools and is “just what I needed.” Some might say that “I’m over-confident,” success often creates that impression, but in the case of this tremendous athlete: “I do need you.” So I “turned on some music to start” this mockery, and it helped me realize that “I have more than a feeling” about this football player, in fact I am sure he will become a cornerstone of my franchise. With the 15th pick of the 2021 NFL draft my New England Patriots select from the Penn State Nittany Lions LB Micah Parsons.

Patriots GM larch selects: Micah Parsons, LB, Penn State

 

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  1. Jacksonville Jaguars- QB Zack Wilson, Brigham Young
  2. New York Jets- QB Trevor Lawrence, Clemson
  3. San Francisco 49ers QB Justin Fields, Ohio State
  4. Atlanta Falcons- QB Trey Lance, North Dakota State
  5. Cincinnati Bengals- OT Penei Sewell, Oregon
  6. Miami Dolphins WR Ja’Marr Chase, LSU
  7. Detroit Lions- TE Kyle Pitts, Florida
  8. Carolina Panthers- OT Rashawn Slater, Northwestern
  9. Denver Broncos- QB Mac Jones, Alabama
  10. Dallas Cowboys- CB Patrick Surtain II, Alabama
  11. New York Giants- WR DeVonta Smith, Alabama
  12. Philadelphia Eagles WR Jaylen Waddle, Alabama
  13. Los Angeles Chargers- S Jevon Holland, Oregon
  14. Minnesota Vikings- OT Christian Darrisaw, Virginia Tech
  15. New England Patriots- LB Micah Parsons, Penn State
  16. Arizona Cardinals-
  17. Las Vegas Raiders-
  18. Miami Dolphins-
  19. Washington Football Team
  20. Chicago Bears-
  21. Indianapolis Colts-
  22. Tennessee Titans-
  23. New York Jets-
  24. Pittsburgh Steelers-
  25. Jacksonville Jaguars-
  26. Cleveland Browns-
  27. Baltimore Ravens-
  28. New Orleans Saints-
  29. Green Bay Packers-
  30. Buffalo Bills-
  31. Kansas City Chiefs-
  32. Tampa Bay Buccaneers-
 
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larch
04/19/2021 7:32 pm

Musicians and their songs referenced in order of appearance:
J. Geils Band – “Give It To Me”
Avoid One Thing – “Every Second of Every Day”
The Standells – “Dirty Water”
The Del Fuegos – “Don’t Run Wild”
The Dresden Dolls – “The Perfect Fit”
Aerosmith – “Love In An Elevator”
Big Wreck – “Blown Wide Open”
The Cars – “Just What I Needed”
Bell Biv DeVoe – “Something In Your Eyes”
Boston – “More Than A Feeling”

Tyrone
04/19/2021 4:04 pm

That was so confusing

larch
04/19/2021 11:52 am

I’ll post the 10 musicians and their songs at the end of the day.

Severely Concussed
Severely Concussed
Reply to  larch
04/19/2021 12:54 pm

Good. I could only get 4 of them, and some of the others sounded familiar.

Severely Concussed
Severely Concussed
04/19/2021 11:09 am

If this happens, Micah Parsons will end up in the HOF. The match is perfect.

larch
Reply to  Severely Concussed
04/19/2021 11:48 am

The Pats have had solid LB play during their glory run, Bruschi, Vrabel, Mayo, Hightower…
I had intended to pick Mac Jones because it fit my narrative but Gonz blew that up, next up was CB or Parsons.

zulu trader
zulu trader
Reply to  larch
04/19/2021 1:11 pm

first Linebacker off the board

steve_chiefs
steve_chiefs
Reply to  larch
04/19/2021 4:35 pm

Excellent pick

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