Sunday Funnies -Sonorous Salutations

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Eine kleine Morgenmusik.

Something takes a part of me
You and I were meant to be

It’s been a really really messed up week
Seven days of torture, seven days of bitter

People moving all the time
Inside a perfectly straight line
Don’t you wanna just curve away?

And you know, you know, you know it all went wrong

Another nautical one

This land is mine, this land is free I’ll do what I want but irresponsibly It’s evolution, baby

Yo, we gon’ ghost town this Motown
With yo’ sound, you in the blink

She’s just looking for something new, yeah I said it once before, but it bears repeating now

Did you ever wonder why we had to run for shelter when the
Promise of a brave new world unfurled beneath a clear blue

That’s all folks!

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03/19/2023 5:20 pm

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03/19/2023 5:01 pm

And you thought there was only the XFL (USFL?) to watch. What about…ROOFBALL! Jump to 39min in for an explanation on what is going on. This is the title game. It’s also some 4 hours long.

03/19/2023 12:07 pm

A family’s driving behind a garbage truck when a dildo flies out and thumps against the windshield. Embarrassed, and trying to spare her young son’s innocence, the mother turns around and says, “Don’t worry, dear. That was just an insect.” “Wow,” the boy replies. “I’m surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that!”

A little Sunday giggle

03/19/2023 11:57 am

Weekends don’t count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.” – Bill Watterson.

03/19/2023 11:46 am

yellow submarine sandwich!

Reply to  upamtn
03/19/2023 12:01 pm

I bet you can’t tell me something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time,” a husband says to his wife. She thinks about it for a moment and then responds, “Your penis is bigger than your brother’s.”

03/19/2023 11:30 am

Thanks, Pompano.

Reply to  Snafu
03/19/2023 11:42 am

He’s the bestest …..

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