Sunday Funnies -Sonorous Salutations11 replies
Eine kleine Morgenmusik.
Something takes a part of me
You and I were meant to be
It’s been a really really messed up week
Seven days of torture, seven days of bitter
People moving all the time
Inside a perfectly straight line
Don’t you wanna just curve away?
And you know, you know, you know it all went wrong
Another nautical one
This land is mine, this land is free I’ll do what I want but irresponsibly It’s evolution, baby
Yo, we gon’ ghost town this Motown
With yo’ sound, you in the blink
She’s just looking for something new, yeah I said it once before, but it bears repeating now
Did you ever wonder why we had to run for shelter when the
Promise of a brave new world unfurled beneath a clear blue
That’s all folks!
And you thought there was only the XFL (USFL?) to watch. What about…ROOFBALL! Jump to 39min in for an explanation on what is going on. This is the title game. It’s also some 4 hours long.
maybe, if they buy their tickets now
A family’s driving behind a garbage truck when a dildo flies out and thumps against the windshield. Embarrassed, and trying to spare her young son’s innocence, the mother turns around and says, “Don’t worry, dear. That was just an insect.” “Wow,” the boy replies. “I’m surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that!”
A little Sunday giggle
Weekends don’t count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.” – Bill Watterson.
yellow submarine sandwich!
I bet you can’t tell me something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time,” a husband says to his wife. She thinks about it for a moment and then responds, “Your penis is bigger than your brother’s.”
He’s the bestest …..