Song Parody: “Walker is Rampagin’!” (To the Bangles’ “Walk Like an Egyptian”) – 2026 season, week 4 – KC at LV
6 replies(Notice – This is to a song by the girly group the Bangles, and not the girly Cincinnati Bengals. No one wants to hear those guys sing.)
“Walker is Rampagin’ ” (A Tribute for Kenneth Walker)
(A Chiefs’ song parody to the Bangles’ “Walk Like an Egyptian”) – 2026 NFL season, week 4 – KC at LV.
Original recording – The Bangles – Walk Like an Egyptian (Official Video)
(For best results, play the song and sing these words to the melody. Or, otherwise, I guess you can try to find the karaoke version of this song and use that).
All the old pundits writing dooms,
They now sing our praise, don’t you know?
KC moved so quick, (oh-way-oh)
And picked up a stud to rush and go.
Every defense, man, all the while,
Can’t stop our K9. Want to bet?
Gold on the ground, he leads the league (oh-way-oh)
And makes D-lines upset.
Scoring hype as a rushing type, hey! (Way-oh-way-oh-way-oh-way-oh)
Walker is rampagin’!
The dumb Seahawks just let him go!
They dropped the ball, now they’re lookin’ slow.
K9’s got moves. (oh-way-oh)
He runs ahead, then he jukes for more.
All the league is so sick of Chiefs
They crown the Bills each chance they can.
But for all who know? (oh-way-oh)
Yeah, Walker is still rampagin’.
All the guys on the other teams say: (Way-oh-way-oh-way-oh-way-oh)
Walker is rampagin’!
(instrumental solo)
Slides his feet through the hole, bends his back,
Stiffs the arm, then he will attack.
He runs hard. No? (oh-way-oh)
I tell you, this guy has got the knack.
If you want to find how to stop
This rampagin’ man at the top,
You’ll bring your plans, (oh-way-oh)
But watch them fall short, and we’ll mock.
All the O-line guys love their Ken,
To block for him gets them hyped again,
As our head coach knows. (oh-way-oh)
They’re blocking for him rampagin’!
All the fans who are in stands say: (Way-oh-way-oh-way-oh-way-oh)
Walker is rampagin’!
Walker is rampagin’!
If you want me to make a song parody of a specific song, just request below in the comments section. And as always, Go Chiefs!
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Performance meets expectations, as corporate reviewers are won’t to say. The part that they always leave out I’ll say: Because the performance is top-tier, you won’t find many better on the national basis, perhaps including the whole English-speaking world!
High praise indeed. Thanks, Brag.
Good job 3rd!
Excellent work as always!
Thanks, man. Appreciate it.
Hey guys! Still having problems on TwitterX. Could one of you post this on the AG handle? Please tag Marvelous Martay, Mercedes Lewis, Nick Wright, and the featured tributary himself, Mr. Kenneth Walker. Please, tell him that it’s a tribute written for him when you tag him.
Why don’t you also tag Creed Humphrey too – he might like this if he reads it.