Song Parody: “Pat Mahomes’ Line was Poor”

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Lookee here, I learned how to feature a fanpost, yay! Now pay attention to today’s artist.

Pat Mahomes’ Line was Poor

 (A song parody by 3rdnlong, to the tune of Poison’s “Every Rose Has Its Thorn”) – 

verse 1 – We all saw what happened back then on that Super Bowl night
Last January was the big game, but it never came off right
Though our line all tried to block,
Yet they couldn’t do squat,
And defenders tried to sack him,
And they did,
Which is how we all saw that

Chorus – Pat Mahomes’ line was poor
Our front five, like matadors
Let the Bucs’ pass rushers run right by, and more.
Pat Mahomes’ line was poor

Yeah it was

verse 2 – Who made that offensive starting line that day?
Backups out of position, and undrafteds, as if to say
They’d try to hold their ground,
But if they get pushed around
Then don’t blame anybody,
‘cause they tried
And they failed,
Which is how we all knew that

Chorus – Pat Mahomes’ line was poor
Our front five, like matadors
Let the Bucs’ pass rushers run right by, and more.
Pat Mahomes’ line was poor

bridge – Though it’s been a while now
Chiefs’ fans still know all that pain
From our hopes once cut, now healed?
And our scars they still remain

verse 3 – Now Brett Veach saw the game slip away, so he knew his next move
He would chase the toughest free agents, and in the draft improve
So our Chiefs would guard Mahomes,
And he’d have all day to throw
Now with Brown, Creed, Long and Thuney here
And Niang and LDT back,
we’ll see that

New chorus

Pat Mahomes’ line is more
Than he’s ever thrown from before
Great pass rushers now inferior
Pat Mahomes’ line is more.

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Chief-Blinders-On
05/27/2021 8:02 pm

These are great, also check out the Doldrums over in the fanposts. It’s pretty awesome.

https://arrowheadguys.com/the-doldrums/

ArrowFan
ArrowFan
05/26/2021 1:38 pm

Get it on youtube

MasterChief
MasterChief
05/26/2021 11:24 am

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