Song Parody: “Fish Eaters!” (to Hall and Oates’ “Maneater”) – 2026 season, week 3 – KC at MIA
7 replies“Fish Eaters!”
(A Chiefs’ song parody to Hall and Oates’, “Maneater”) – 2026 NFL season, week 3 – KC at MIA.
Original recording – Daryl Hall & John Oates – Maneater (Official Video)
(For best results, play the song and sing these words to the melody. Or, otherwise, I guess you can try to find the karaoke version of this song and use that).
We’ve only come out at night,
Now noon game looms in sight.
What might be new?
We’ve seen Reid work before.
Watching Chiefs playing,
Ooh, we’re sitting right there, and our eyes are on the score.
So many have paid to see
Mahomes, Walker, Jones and the D
Our players are wild.
Miami? Tamed like the losers that they are.
Talent’s the matter.
‘Cause we have it to win,
And the Dolphins won’t get too far.
Chorus: Woah, here we come.
Watch out ‘Phins, we’ll chew you up.
Woah, here we come.
Chiefs are Fish Eaters!
Woah, here we come.
Watch out ‘Phins, we’ll chew you up.
Woah, here we come.
Chiefs are Fish Eaters!
They couldn’t win, and we knew
Hill’s days with them are through.
Their offense, man,
Has just not really ripped the world apart.
Talent’s the matter.
‘Cause we have it to win,
And the Dolphins won’t get too far.
Chorus: Woah, here we come.
Watch out ‘Phins, we’ll chew you up.
Woah, here we come.
Chiefs are Fish Eaters!
Woah, here we come.
Watch out ‘Phins, we’ll chew you up.
Woah, here we come.
Chiefs are Fish Eaters!
(solo break, then repeat chorus until the end, with a few extra additions)
If you want me to make a song parody of a specific song, just request below in the comments section. And as always, Go Chiefs!

Nice job, 3rd!
Guess I should look up my old beer batter recipes, feelin’ a mite peckish.
Excellent as always! I’m starting to think you’re actually Weird Al in disguise!
That’s so cool! I’m not, but to be placed in his company is awesome!
Here’s the video for Maneater if you want to have the tune as you read:
Thanks! Appreciate it!