Chiefs’ song parody – “Johnny Gruden’s Gone” (to Aerosmith, “Janie’s got a Gun”) – 2021 week 10, KC at LV

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3rdnlong is back with some new poetry. This time an Aerosmith classic that’s turned on its head to sync up with Jon Gruden and the Las Vegas Raiders. Join AG to disucss…

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“Johnny Gruden’s Gone”

 (A Chiefs’ song parody by 3rdnlong to the Aerosmith song, “Janie’s Got a Gun”) – 2021 NFL Week 10, KC at LV

“Johnny Gruden’s Gone”

Dumb.  Dumb.  Dumb.  Raiders what have you done?
Dumb.  Dumb.  Dumb.  Even though Chucky’s scum.
Dumb.  Dumb.  Dumb.  Raiders what have you done?
Dumb.  Dumb.  Interim Coach!

Ha ha ha
Ha ha ha
Ha ha ha
Ha ha haaaaa!

Johnny Gruden’s gone.
Johnny Gruden’s gone.
The Raiders will come undone
And Chiefs will go have some fun.
What will the Raiders do
When Chiefs smash them through and through?
They’ll say that Chiefs are playing dirty!
Ha!  Kansas City has better game.
Yeah, man, they have it coming, Now that Johnny Gruden’s gone
They ain’t never gonna be the same.

Henry Ruggs is gone.
Henry Ruggs is gone.
No deep threat to catch bombs
Now the Raiders cannot outrun.
Kansas City’s defense is back!
The Chiefs will stifle silver and black!
And the Raiders, just like babies,
Will cry and cry, because Derek Carr
Won’t find a way to beat us
When his offense comes to meet us
Even Waller will not get that far.

Run away!  Beat the Raiders’ D.  Yeah yeah yeah yeah
Run away!  Tyreek and Kelce!  Yeah yeah
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Run away!  Run away!  With your speed!

Damon Arnette’s gone.
Damon Arnette’s gone.
And Pat Mahomes will come
And torch their defense, and some.
What can the Raiders do?
(Except a deep cover 2?)
But Pat is gonna come back!  That funk is over, just wait and see!
Though nobody believes that the Chiefs can right the ship
Pat will lead us to a huge victory!

Run away!  Run, yeah Darrel and Frank Gore.  Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Run away!  Plow right through them and go score.  Yeah yeah
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Run away!  Show you want this game much more!

Johnny Gruden’s gone!
Johnny Gruden’s gone!
Interim can’t get it done.
Chiefs will go have some fun.

If you want me to make a song parody of a specific song, just request below in the comments section.  And as always, Go Chiefs!

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11/13/2021 6:14 pm

Good job. Only thing missing is “fuck the raiders”

11/13/2021 2:57 pm

good stuff, as usual.

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11/13/2021 10:14 am

Nice job, 3rd.

11/13/2021 8:42 am

Very nice 3rd , love it……make sure you are saving these somewhere…

11/13/2021 7:35 am

As always, a masterpiece. You should select four or five of your favorite ones – post them in an article with the karaoke version of the original song. Will give us the background music to the new lyrics. You sir are to be saluted.

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11/13/2021 8:43 am


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11/13/2021 3:42 pm

good idea, put me down for one

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