Chiefs’ song parody – “Gone the Funk” (to the tune of Bruno Mars, “Uptown Funk”) – 2021 Week 10, KC 41 at LV 14

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Hey remember that time the Chiefs were in first place in the AFC West? Oh that’s right, it’s right now! Here’s 3rdnlong with some MOAR Chiefs Poetry! Join AG to discuss…

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Enjoy – CBO

“Gone the Funk”

(A Chiefs’ song parody by 3rdnlong to the Bruno Mars Mark Ronson song, “Uptown Funk”) – 2021 NFL Week 10, KC 41 at LV 14 (ok, so this is to a newer song.  Thought I’d try it here). 

“Gone the Funk”

This game!
Go Stone Cold!
Our defense!
That Chiefs’ gold!
We won ‘gainst the Raiders
Those Charaiders!
Chiefs’ masterpiece!
Winning.  Grinning.
Lighting that board in the city
2 touchdowns for Tyreek
Gotta say that game was so pretty!

We’re too hot!  (Oh man!)
Pat Mahomes is back again
He’s too hot!  (Oh man!)
Make the Raiders wanna retire, man.
We’re too hot!  (Oh man!)
Tommy Townsend’s pass!  That plan!
We’re too hot!  (Oh man!)
And incentives made great money
Break it down…

Defense hit them at the line (ooh)
Offense hit them all the time (ooh)
Chiefs’ plan, straight down the line! (ooh)
That awful funk is now finished and gone
That awful funk is now over and done
That awful funk is now done with and gone
Sunday night, Chiefs’ are back in that spot!
Can’t believe how we won! (come on)
AFC West Number 1!  (come on)

Doh, etc.

Can’t believe it?  Just watch!
Can’t believe it?  Just watch!
Raiders’ game was all botched.
Raiders’ game was all botched.
Hey K-C, oh!

Stop!
Wait a minute!
Sorensen picks, and we’re back in it?!
Jarran Reed with a sack?!
Chiefs can win down the stretch!
Ride to KC, Arrowhead, next week vs. Dallas
If we show up, we gon’ show out
Play to win and show ‘Boys some malice.

We’re too hot!  (Oh man!)
Pat Mahomes is back again
He’s too hot!  (Oh man!)
Make the Raiders wanna retire, man.
We’re too hot!  (Oh man!)
Tommy Townsend’s pass!  That plan!
We’re too hot!  (Oh man!)
And incentives made great money
Break it down…

Defense hit them at the line (ooh)
Offense hit them all the time (ooh)
Chiefs’ plan, straight down the line! (ooh)
That awful funk is now finished and gone
That awful funk is now over and done
That awful funk is now done with and gone
Sunday night, Chiefs’ are back in that spot!
Can’t believe how we won! (come on)
AFC West Number 1!  (come on)

Doh, etc.

Can’t believe it?  Just watch!
Can’t believe it?  Just watch!
Raiders’ game was all botched.
Raiders’ game was all botched.
Hey K-C, oh!

Before next week
Let me tell y’all a little something
Awful funk is done, that awful funk is done
Awful funk is done, that awful funk is done
I said, awful funk is done, that awful funk is done
Awful funk is done, Chief’s gonna have some fun!

Come on, score
Jump on them!
If you’re Kelce, then swagger!
If you’re Tyreek, double-bagger!
If you’re Noah Gray, got your first score
You guys won!
Jumped on it!
If you’re Andy, then love it!
‘Cause on Sunday night we got back in the spot!
Everyone knows that we’re hot!

Doh, etc.

Can’t believe that we’re hot?
Watch the Raiders’ get bought.
All of those touchdowns Chiefs’ caught
Show us we can make playoffs!
Hey K-C, oh!

Awful funk is gone, awful funk is gone!
Awful funk is gone, awful funk is gone!
Awful funk is gone, awful funk is gone!
Awful funk is gone, awful funk is gone!
Awful funk is gone, awful funk is gone!
Awful funk is gone, awful funk is gone!
KC Number 1!

If you want me to make a song parody of a specific song, just request below in the comments section.  And as always, Go Chiefs!

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Chief-Blinders-On
Chief-Blinders-On(@chiefblinderson)
11/16/2021 9:45 am

EAFOX
EAFOX(@eafox)
11/15/2021 5:26 pm

Kudos to our poet laureate!!!

Leaf
Leaf(@leaf)
11/15/2021 11:45 am

Ok I’m going be THAT guy (just because 😛)

“Uptown Funk” is Mark Ronson, not Bruno Mars. Bruno is just featured in the song.

Leaf
Leaf(@leaf)
Reply to  3rdnlong
11/15/2021 2:36 pm

Lol it’s all good, just being a smart ass because I have waaay too much useless knowledge running through my head.

Chief-Blinders-On
Chief-Blinders-On(@chiefblinderson)
Reply to  Leaf
11/16/2021 9:49 am

Meh… I included the song in the comments. I think it’ll be alright. People think of it as a Mars song anyway. Plus:

Gold jacket, green jacket… who gives a shit?

HAPPY GILMORE

Chief-Blinders-On
Chief-Blinders-On(@chiefblinderson)
Reply to  Leaf
11/16/2021 9:55 am

Noted and edited just enough to give Mark Ronson credit, but not enough to really care.

Leaf
Leaf(@leaf)
Reply to  Chief-Blinders-On
11/16/2021 2:10 pm

Lol I don’t really care either. This was a playful correction, because I’m an asshole like that. But I’m not a total dick that’s getting my panties in a bunch over it.

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