Chiefs’ song parody – “Chiefs in Low Places” (to the tune of Garth Brooks’ “Friends in Low Places), by 3rdnlong

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It’s Red Friday and what better way to celebrate than with a good Chiefs song parody. This week it’s ‘Friends in low places’ turned to “Chiefs in low places’ by 3rdnlong. Join AG to discuss.

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Happy Red Friday

“Chiefs in Low Places”

 (A Chiefs’ song parody to the tune of Garth Brooks’ song, “Friends in Low Places,” by 3rdnlong)


“Chiefs in Low Places” 

Blame it all on the D
For our misery
Blown coverages and guys out of place
No talent to show
No talent we know
We suck in the AFC race.

But hold on.  Surprise!
Our offensive guys
Aren’t doing so well either, too!
With turnovers, lots
Get cold when we’re hot
We can’t beat a deep cover 2!

The Chiefs are in some low places
We can’t stop the run,
Or the pass in cases
And the fans all cry
Playoff dreams die
We HAVE to play all our aces
Or we’ll slip in standings, while our foes outpace us
Well the Chiefs are in some low places.

So I guess we were wrong
We thought Chiefs were strong
But man, they have made us see right.
The Ravens and Bills
And Bolts gave us chills
And now all Chiefs can do is fight.

Now Washington’s next.
We can rewrite the text
This season has read us as yet.
And I’m sure that we can
Coach Reid has a plan
And Chiefs play much better upset.

The Chiefs are in some low places
We can’t stop the run,
Or the pass in cases
And the fans all cry
Playoff dreams die
We HAVE to play all our aces
Or we’ll slip in standings, while our foes outpace us
Well the Chiefs are in some low places.

We’ll come out and score
Repeat twelve times more
And stomp DC’s team to the dirt
No mercy for them
Bring on the mayhem
And pay back for some of our hurt.

Mahomes, Kelce, Hill
Have got the skills, still
And Washington won’t stop them, you’ll see
Chiefs’ defense will find
A good state of mind
And hold the Team to two scores or three.

The Chiefs are in some low places
But we’ll play to win
Every team that faces
Us week by week
And we might sneak
Back to the top and run the races
If we right the ship, in the best of cases,
Then the Chiefs will leave these low places.

If you want me to make a song parody of a specific song, just request below in the comments section.  And as always, Go Chiefs!

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Severely Concussed
Severely Concussed(@severely-concussed)
10/15/2021 4:59 pm

I would like to suggest a parody for next week to the tune of America’s A Horse With No Name.

Obviously I want a recap of how we beat the Team With No Name.

zulu trader
zulu trader(@zulu-trader)
Reply to  Severely Concussed
10/15/2021 5:32 pm

3rd, make it so

upamtn
upamtn(@upamtn)
10/15/2021 2:37 pm

funny, good stuff, thanks

pompano
pompano(@pompano)
10/15/2021 2:22 pm

Good stuff 🙂

zulu trader
zulu trader(@zulu-trader)
10/15/2021 1:04 pm

One of the best, so far

Chief-Blinders-On
Chief-Blinders-On(@chiefblinderson)
10/15/2021 12:20 pm

Promoted.

larch
larch(@larch)
10/15/2021 8:25 am

This is good. And now I have my earworm for the day.

rip58
rip58(@rip58lovealways)
10/15/2021 8:07 am

Awesome job as always…..

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