Chiefs’ song parody – “A Grumpy Fan” (sung to “Piano Man” by Billy Joel) – NFL Week 8, KC 20, NYG 17

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Here’s some Chiefs poetry from Arrowhead Guys poetic artist: 3rdnlong.

From the Fan Posts — Promotion — 3rdnlong
Enjoy — CBO

“A Grumpy Fan”

 (A Chiefs’ song parody by 3rdnlong) – 2021 NFL Week 8, KC 20, NYG 17 to “Piano Man” by Billy Joel

 

“A Grumpy Fan” (sung to the tune of “Piano Man” by Billy Joel)

It’s seven o’clock on a Monday
The regular crowd shuffles in
And the fans find their seats, and are hoping
That KC gets a dominant win.

Chiefs, will you play this, as memory
Serves, like you did in past glorious games?
Where you’d throw for 400, and score six times?
‘Cause the Chiefs have not looked quite the same.

Bring us a win, says the grumpy fan.
Bring us a win tonight.
Well, we’re all in the mood for a victory
That crushes a bad team outright.

Now Pat throws the ball, and it should be good
But Gordon can’t catch it, so then
It bounces into the defender’s grasp
As we’ve seen, again and again.

We say, “Man, I believe this team’s killing me!”
Can we not show up once and ball out?
We know this team does have some superstars
But their play’s making everyone doubt.

Now Travis is getting beat up all night
And the ball hardly comes his way.
Neither D-Rob, nor Pringle nor Hardman
Had much to contribute this day.

And the D-line is practicing apathy
As Ben Niemann slowly gets owned.
Yes, they’re sharing a drink we call “Misery”
Not much better than ‘08, we’ve moaned.

Bring us a win, says the grumpy fan.
Bring us a win tonight.
Well, we’re all in the mood for a victory
That crushes a bad team outright.

It’s a nail-biter on this Monday.
Each step forward we take a step back.
And our offense is struggling, it’s clear to see
They’ve forgotten just how to attack.

By the end, we get just enough, you see.
Butker comes in and kicks for the win.
And we’ve won it by 3, but we wanted to see
Our Super Bowl Chiefs once again.

They brought us a win, but the grumpy fan
Now is dreading this short week to come.
‘Cause Aaron and the Pack will take us to town,
And we’re all still feeling so glum.

Bring us a win, says the grumpy fan.
Bring us a win ‘gainst Green Bay.
If this team can be fixed, then go fix it!
Or it will be one lousy day.

If you want me to make a song parody of a specific song, just request below in the comments section.  And as always, Go Chiefs!

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EAFOX
EAFOX(@eafox)
11/06/2021 7:17 pm

Excellent my good sir, excellent.

zulu trader
zulu trader(@zulu-trader)
11/06/2021 1:05 pm

3rd, do you talk in rhymes?

rip58
rip58(@rip58lovealways)
Reply to  zulu trader
11/06/2021 1:36 pm

I heard it does it all the times…😉

Severely Concussed
Severely Concussed(@severely-concussed)
Reply to  rip58
11/06/2021 4:32 pm

With every song he deserves a few dimes…

Chief-Blinders-On
Chief-Blinders-On(@chiefblinderson)
Reply to  Severely Concussed
11/06/2021 5:16 pm

We throw them at him, in stacks. Paid hate crimes.

EAFOX
EAFOX(@eafox)
Reply to  Chief-Blinders-On
11/06/2021 7:20 pm

Er….He has quiet group sex with a whole bunch of mimes.

rip58
rip58(@rip58lovealways)
Reply to  EAFOX
11/06/2021 7:41 pm

and I believe that sodomy was just the beginning of the crimes..

zulu trader
zulu trader(@zulu-trader)
Reply to  rip58
11/07/2021 12:38 pm

And my mind binds
as I hear your rhymes

pompano
pompano(@pompano)
11/06/2021 12:56 pm

🙂

rip58
rip58(@rip58lovealways)
11/06/2021 12:43 pm

Awesome, always enjoy these…

larch
larch(@larch)
11/06/2021 11:59 am

My favorite so far, and they’ve been very good. How about Smoke on the Water by Deep Purple for a tune template? Congrats on the promotion!

Chief-Blinders-On
Chief-Blinders-On(@chiefblinderson)
11/06/2021 11:04 am

Promoted.

Note: Your State Farm Bowl poem didn’t disappear. I scheduled it for tomorrow at 11:30. Great stuff!

rip58
rip58(@rip58lovealways)
Reply to  Chief-Blinders-On
11/06/2021 12:43 pm

Hahaha, State Farm bowl , looking forward to that one already…😁

Nasrani
Nasrani(@nasrani)
11/02/2021 8:41 am

Great stuff as usual!

I will say this, for all our defensive woes of late, Bolton and Gay have looked good. We have our MLB corps of the future, it seems.

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