Thirsty Thursday

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Tony puts a shine on Dave’s weekly post dedicated to the alcohol he didn’t actually write about.

Editor’s Note: Since Dave chose to punt on this article and not give anyone a heads up that it might need some help, like we NORMALLY do here at AG…I decided to spruce it up a little bit. Anything that doesn’t make you borderline suicidal to read in this post was edited by the far superior member of #ChopTalk …me, Tony.

Ya’ll … I don’t feel very good. Seriously. No, I don’t think it’s Corona-related…

This tweet makes this paragraph slightly less regrettable to read…

…as nothing I’m feeling is a symptom I’ve heard noted (shaky, upset stomach, some weakness/dizziness). But to err on the side of caution, I’m not going to be doing any drinking today.

Inserted Question: But did he stay home from work today? Hmmm…

Shocker. I know.

Honestly, it’s a bit draining even typing this out, so in lieu of anything big and dramatic, I fear you may have to drive your own alcohol-and-beer discussions today. I’m sorry!

Tony Live Reaction: Or in lieu of anything, really…

I *will* say that this onset only began about an hour ago, and I had already procured my beverages of choice, so I will save them for next time. Or hell, maybe if I make a magical recovery by tomorrow I may just do a Special Episode post. We shall see.

Anyway, stay safe out there, be good to one another, and cheers!

Tony’s Corona Extra: Just to ensure I don’t get a rash of emails today demanding refunds for the time people wasted today clicking this link, I spent an entire 30 seconds on Twitter with a “quarantine drinking game” search.

Tony’s Quarantine Tweeting Game: For those with a little Stay At Home Order Mandated time on their hands I came up with a new game to get us through today. When I informed Dave I would be sprucing up Thirsty Thursday in a way that would irritate him just as much as me having to shiny up his article 10 minutes before it was scheduled to publish he replied by saying he wouldn’t even read it to give me the satisfaction. Soooo…If you have a Twitter Account, give @SaucedUpSports a follow and spend the entire day Tweeting at him about the things I added. Feel free to make things up, integrity would be lost on Dave anyways. Just harass him at will all day. For extra fun, post all the tweets in the comments below.

What are you drinking tonight?

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Rone

#gargleballs #gerbilburp #boilsucker

AlaskaChief
AlaskaChief

The wife and I turned Yahtzee into a drinking game. It’s incredible, and super easy. For every 5 points you score you give out a drink. For example, if you roll a Full House, worth 25 points, you give out 5 drinks. If you roll a Yahtzee, everybody finishes their drink. Super simple, and you only need to play 1 game to be super drunk. The last game of Drinking Yahtzee I played lasted 2 1/2 hours. Its bonkers.

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proper use of a drone . .

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MasterChief
MasterChief

Bong drones! Awesome!

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Daniel Harms

The last time I drank drank was at a Dave and Busters, so you can figure about how that went lol

01lowbird

A few friends and I, used to play a drinking game to Beer Fest…. those were the good ole days

Daniel Harms

I don’t remember the last drinking game I played, because it was so long ago lol