Tuesday Taeks

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We see you trollin’…we Taekin’…

It’s Tuesday and you know what that means 😉
The hits have kept on coming… can’t stop, won’t stop. So get you’re quarantined rears in here and have a chuckle or two with us. I’ve got a decent lineup today and let’s be honest, YOU likely AIN’T GOT MUCH BETTER GOING ON.

Newbs read the disclaminer, Vets carry on

Full Disclaimer here: These are meant to be in satire. I repeat these are meant to be taken lightly and in jest. Please do not take offense if you or someone you know gets named in the ‘taeks’, remember all publicity is good publicity. In fact, you’re welcome.

Additionally do not seek out the authors of these ‘taeks’ to ridicule, maim or otherwise harass them. It could be illegal and Seth isn’t licensed to practice law on the interwebz. Worse yet, you might make the following week’s ‘Taeks’. We’ll make you famous.

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Hawt Taeks

Sweet Mother of OPE’s…

Let me tell ya a short story.

Well that ended as expected

Maybe Football isn’t Joe’s sport. Cuz #LockedUp

Seriously, Jason Verrett was one of the best mirroring corners I’ve ever watched. Injuries man…

Ya know when people are about to say something insensitive or incompetent they always preface their statement with some arbitrary leader?

uh huh… go ahead…

He’s wut?

Hey-Zeus man… you dumb.

Automatic taek…. Pat isn’t 1. There’s no argument.

Uhh……………………………………………………………………………

Ohh Bills fans… when will you learn the truth?

Flaming HAWT Taek of the Week

Champion and Challenger

Reigning Champ

Challenger

Around the Web

Shame on you.

Don’t you dare, disrespect the Slurpee

MONEY! STRAIGHT MONEY!!!

Sorry Michael, Everyone knows 4th times the Charm.

If you laugh, you’re going to hell.

Not an Office fan nor a COVID -19 fan but this wins the internet.

And just like this pandemic, I’m over this taeks sess, so that’s gunna do it for me. Stay Ready Twitter. Love y’all, Stay safe and stay sterile (That means something different for Dave). Pieces.

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ArrowFan
ArrowFan

I’m going to need to watch Water Boy now

TNCHIEFS

Olivia Munn or her cuz has skilzzz

Spider
Spider

The Champ is still the Champ.

Lamar Jackson is the most overrated RB to ever play QB.

Chickennpickles
Chickennpickles

That goofy dog always makes me laugh!

BleedingRedAndGold

The dog let the laugh out, is that what you’re sayin’?

BleedingRedAndGold

Challenger can’t oust the incumbent this time, but that’s not important right now.

I just wanted to mention that the Browns bozo is what you get when you only look at the stats and then draw a conclusion. Statistics is a powerful tool, but it isn’t telling anyone the whole story, gotta get up on tippy-toe and look past them, too. Good principle in general that people should apply more often.

Of course, “should” signals some wishful thinking on my part, but maybe a lightbulb might click on for someone.

DenverDonkeyHater
DenverDonkeyHater

Which season would you take? 50 TDs and no super bowl or 10 TDs with super bowl. I rest my case.

BleedingRedAndGold

Hoo, boy, what a collection. Is it just me, or is it really hawt in here?

Knightwolfbr

That Taysom Hill one…wow.

HawaiiFiveOh
HawaiiFiveOh

Yeah…that might be better than the champion.

HawaiiFiveOh
HawaiiFiveOh

Wait. Nope. Still going with the champ. Saying Andy Reid can’t coach because he’s bailed out by Patrick Mahomes?

Slayer0810
Slayer0810

Just like Belichick can’t coach and is just bailed out by Brady. It’s convenient for some fools to ignore Matt Cassel, Jacoby Brissett, and Jimmy Garoppalo, just like they ignore Jeff Garcia, Kevin Kolb, and Alex Smith. I only bring that up because it’s relevant in the middle of all this Brady talk this week. A great coach can make an average QB look good, a good QB look great, and a great QB look like the GOAT.

HawaiiFiveOh
HawaiiFiveOh

Because of course. Idiots forget it’s a team sport. All the gears are important in this engine.

kcfreak725
kcfreak725

I’d still go with the Champ here…but I did a double take on this one

Armychiefj
Armychiefj

I’ve definitely made some disc golf throws like that one…

vvet818

sorry, it didn’t work, didn’t get the meme link right

Severely Concussed
Severely Concussed

Question for turkey slurpee. I am assuming she was filming herself, so why post and share with the world how big an idiot she is?

She about died like Mama Cass.

NovaChiefs
NovaChiefs

Can you do that crap live?

Leaf

Yes.