Tuesday Taeks

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We see you trollin’…we Taekin’…

Super Bowl Taeks were so much fun last week I decided to pull more a few more for this week. Everyone loves a sore loser right? Well hell it makes for cheap entertainment if nothing else. What else you gunna do on a Tuesday other than backstroke through some tears? That plus more 🙂 lets go!

Full Disclaimer here: These are meant to be in satire. I repeat these are meant to be taken lightly and in jest. Please do not take offense if you or someone you know gets named in the ‘taeks’, remember all publicity is good publicity. In fact, you’re welcome.

Additionally do not seek out the authors of these ‘taeks’ to ridicule, maim or otherwise harass them. It could be illegal and Seth isn’t licensed to practice law on the interwebz. Worse yet, you might make the following week’s ‘Taeks’. We’ll make you famous.

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Hawt Taeks

Does he know?…

He definitely doesn’t… (There will be someone in the comments that doesn’t get this Taek right away, we are here for you bro.)

I mean…

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

I threw in a couple XFL Taeks for the funsies of it.

Thats a legit OPE, quality.

Girls, Hollie here is an imbecile. Don’t be a Hollie.

Next up we have Big Mouth’d Richard Sherman getting his

Revis post SB, Hate to see it.

Mike Florio is a clown. Hes a clown’s clown. Biggest clown in the business.

SB PARADE BABY

This is on the greatest things ever caught on camera. Dude went out cold lol

This Clip…. is perfect. It can’t be outdone.

Real or not, I LOL’d

This Tweet is offsides!

Flaming HAWT Taek of the Week

Champion and Challenger

Reigning Champ

Challenger

Around the Web

I feel like the motorcyclist is me and the cat is life….

LOL That must been some dang fine Spaghetti.

Ok, that last clip straight up amazed me. I can’t wrap my head around that… how is that even possible? Most days I don’t even notice that I have a left hand let alone it actually being a perfectly functioning part of my body. Strange Times we live in.
Welp, that does it for me. I gotta go soak some Tupperware. Happy Trails all.

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probablyamistake
probablyamistake

When Patrick went down, it was obvious that if he didn’t come back we were done. When he came back I knew we were still on track. The D was still a problem halfway through, it got frustrating. Right around that time things started improving, you could see it. The end of the regular season was a gift, and I ‘ll be darned if our guys didn’t take advantage. Guys like Cowherd don’t know the game, it’s obvious or he would take our position.

CHIEFS!!!!!😁😁😁

Savagerider
Savagerider

That cj gardener Johnson take is bad but one of his fan boys comments under that tweet is worse. Someone said after chiefs fans and other people was reading gardner Johnson tweet saying it was harder for thornhill playing whole season the fan not said….. all 14 chiefs fans need to calm down you dont even have a legitimate fan base or NFL team. Something along those lines. Definitely needs to be a hot take there

zulu trader
zulu trader
gonzangkc11
gonzangkc11

15 BFF/wr is BACK:)

Watch “Ebony and Ivory – Paul McCartney and Stevie Wonder” on YouTube

EAFOX

Florio is a piece of shit

TNCHIEFS

Speaking of Florio, I guess I’ve been banned from PFT. As of last night I can’t get on. Lol! I’ve been trolling them since he went for Tyreek Hill’s head. Not a single comment saw the light of day, but I’m sure they got read. When he suggested taking out Mahomes in the SB I commented. What was interesting was that every comment on his clarification story was positive, with a couple being closer to neutral.
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workingmansdead

Will Petersen is not a smart man.

BleedingRedAndGold

Mah momma always told me that stupid is as stupid says. How those teams not being good enough to get to play us “taints” the Chiefs is a case study of grasping at straws.

workingmansdead

Also, we beat both of those teams in the regular season.

Berserker

Seems to me like there hasn’t been enough made of the Chiefs’ beating 4 of the 5 other AFC playoff teams, either in the playoffs or during the regular season. And the only one we didn’t beat, Buffalo, is the only one we didn’t get to play.

And the ones that beat us the first time, we beat the last time, and knocked them out.

Remember all that media noise about Tennessee beating every AFC division winner? Media had themselves a time with that narrative, before the Chiefs knocked them out. “King Henry and those Titans they beat all the divisions, they beat their own division, then they beat the East, then they beat the North, and then, and THEN!……. awwwww…” comment image

sydenham

Yup, gotta go with the challenger there.

Severely Concussed
Severely Concussed

I will cut Cowherd some slack. At that moment most of us thought the season was over as well.

Sudden
Sudden

I understand, but I think you really only needed the first four words there.

HawaiiFiveOh
HawaiiFiveOh

Yeah. He had an interesting take on the Titans before the AFC Championship game. “They are a great story, but not a great team. Great stories almost never win championships.”

Berserker

I saw a great line about that kind of thing, from a depressed Houston fan on BRB after their playoff loss. He said something like, “This isn’t the kind of team that does great things. This is the kind of team that great teams do things to.”

HawaiiFiveOh
HawaiiFiveOh

Houston is now Kansas City from 2013-2017. A playoff team with bad to average division rivals, but will never get past the divisional round.

BDChiefsFan

Colin Cowherd is an idiot. always has been one, always will be one.

Tony Sommer

That PFT thread is embarrassing. They tried to dodge responsibility but only succeeded in digging the hole deeper.