Tuesday Taeks

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We see you trollin’…we Taekin’…

As a fellow lover of all things Hawt and Explosive, I’d like to wish you all a Happy Guy Fawkes Day!

Remember, Remember, the 5th of November!
The AG treason and plot;
I know of no reason the AG treason
should Ever be forgot!

What a great time to be alive, and to be an Arrowhead Guy / Gal. We probably don’t say this enough but thank you everyone for stopping by to read/write/ interact with this community. You guys are the best, back pats all around.
Now onto some house keeping:
We had a new Flaming Hawt Tweet winner last week. Sorry MVPJesus but Matty from AA brought the heat.

Full Disclaimer here: These are meant to be in satire. I repeat these are meant to be taken lightly and in jest. Please do not take offense if you or someone you know gets named in the ‘taeks’, remember all publicity is good publicity. In fact, you’re welcome.

Additionally do not seek out the authors of these ‘taeks’ to ridicule, maim or otherwise harass them. It could be illegal and Seth isn’t licensed to practice law on the interwebz. Worse yet, you might make the following week’s ‘Taeks’. We’ll make you famous.

Hawt Taeks

Are they making fun of themselves? Like the actual Charger’s Twitter account is essentially trolling themselves?

They started it first!

Fair….. this isn’t even a taek at this point.

There’s SOOOO MUCH that could be said in this next section… I’ll just keep it short and simple. The Cleveland Browns are friggin hawt mess man.

Ope

…And if you thought that’s all I had on the Browns

Challenger(s) of the week has something to say.

Flaming HAWT Taek of the Week

Champion and Challenger

Reigning Champ

Challenger

Around the Web

…another Pat’s fan, probably

I love this so much. So good every stinking year.

This concludes today’s production, I hope you all enjoyed it. I’ll leave you with one final treat, a quote…

Someone Infamous

People shouldn’t be afraid of their government forum censorship. Governments Forum censorships should be afraid of their people.

I bid you adieu

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probablyamistake
probablyamistake

Are browns fans really this delusional? Mayfield is all talk, nothing more. He needs to cash in while he can.

ArrowFan
ArrowFan

Is that Carr with another turnover?

ArrowFan
ArrowFan

Easily the best segment every week love it. I half to vote for the current champion the challenger is close but not good enough.

BDChiefsFan

be aware, Pete Jong Un has started a similar post on AP. talk about desperate

KCChef
KCChef

Two of My Favorites :
Pol Pete
Pete’s Weeney … : )

TNCHIEFS
TNCHIEFS

You sir, should madder than hell that they didn’t draft Mahomes.

Love the pic of Reid and Mahomes in the NFL meme. Totally perfect. All the fur flying around these other players and teams, and Reid and Mahomes just be good people.

EAFOX

Mahomes and Smith for Mayfield? Hahahahahahahahahaha

EAFOX

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

probablyamistake
probablyamistake

Treasonous? I thought we were just a bunch of lemmings.

Berserker

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Leaf
Leaf

Shouldn’t hawt teaks of the week, I don’t know, be from during the week and not 3 months or 2 years ago.

Berserker

Maybe twitterers are getting smarter.

venturachief
venturachief

nicely done

BleedingRedAndGold

“And guess what, even putting being a homer to the side, I would still take Baker over Mahomes long-term. Intangible leadership qualities are far better.”

I will allow that comparison’s relative outcomes speak for themselves.

Leaf
Leaf

I don’t fault people who thought baker could be better prior to last year (hence why I’m not as hard on Matt as others). At that point all they had to compare was their college play, and in college baker appeared more polished. But after Pat lit the entire league on fire, and shattering every known convention of what a QB can and can’t do, anyone thinking that, even with as good as baker played last year, is delusional as fuck

BleedingRedAndGold

All true, but it’s the bombastic assertion/prediction that sells it, for me. Good in college is one thing, but the NFL’s a bigger game on a bigger stage, and it’s heavily populated by guys who played in the Very good to Excellent range in college. It’s easy to command a huddle when you have the prestige of being one of the best players on the whole team. Doing it with veterans who were on the same level in college and have played a few seasons is another matter.

Additionally, the Taeks like that one completely ignore how he grew up around a lot of MLB greats, where he learned the difference between the highly-talented pretenders and the all-time greats. Leadership was one of the key things he learned about. IIRC Pat I and II and LaTroy Hawkins have all said as much, in different interviews.

And damn that Cat in a Hat: Pat 1 and Pat 2, Pat 2 and Pat 1, they can do anything, anything, anything…
(Enjoy that earworm! 😉 )

ProfChesterTQ
ProfChesterTQ

When Baker Mayfield said that they just needed to take things One Day at a Time…
Who knew he was being so literal !?!

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MasterChief
MasterChief

I was thinking more Columbo, but that is pretty good too. lol!comment image

BleedingRedAndGold

Columbo saw more with one eye than everyone else could see with two.

ProfChesterTQ
ProfChesterTQ

uh… almost forgot… just one more question…

tsv0728
tsv0728

Totally forgot it was Guy Fawkes day, which is basically exactly what we are instructed to not do. My bad Britons, my bad.

Berserker

So, that story out today about the royals suppressing ABC’s Epstein story….coincidence?

Severely Concussed
Severely Concussed

Excuse me Brownsfreak51.
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tsv0728
tsv0728

Noice!

Fire_FG_the_moron
Fire_FG_the_moron

Who seriously thinks Baker is better than Pat? Didnt Baker transfer to the LA Chargers of the Big XII because Pat took his jerb?

John Jay
John Jay

I’m no Sooners fan, but I think a school that has 7 national championships is definitely NOT the “LA Chargers of he Big 12.”

Severely Concussed
Severely Concussed

OU is more like the Buffalo Bills. Can never win the Bowl game.

HawaiiFiveOh
HawaiiFiveOh

7 national championships

Did you miss that part?

Severely Concussed
Severely Concussed

They have lost 4 of their last 5 Bowl games.

HawaiiFiveOh
HawaiiFiveOh

That’s actually better than the Bills, who lost 4 straight Super Bowls. They don’t get the #1 pick. They get the #2 pick.

Also I’m not a college football fan at all but fuck Alabama and fuck the SEC.

Severely Concussed
Severely Concussed

I am more of the fuck college football setup in general. It is ridiculous that something with clear cut conference winners decides who gets to play for a national chamionship by voter opinion.

Leaf
Leaf

Yeah, the NCAA is hella exploitation and over commercialization. It pisses me off so much that it’s hard to find any enjoyment in college sports.

BleedingRedAndGold

At this point the NCAA is so corrupt they should be investigated for racketeering. The biggest names get the best treatment to maximize marketing, and if you’re a smaller school, you get nothing.

Then there was the jackass who wanted to pass a law saying that if a student-athlete makes money off the fame they generate for the college, that money should be deducted from their scholarship. That’s right in line with NCAA thinking: Under no circumstances are players allowed to profit from the college game, especially when they are on large-market teams. *Eyeroll*

Leaf
Leaf

I agree with all this. I don’t agree with the schools paying athletes, but if the kid gets a job modeling Nike shoes, how is that different then him getting a job at McDonald’s? Because they pay more? Why shouldn’t the kid get the best paying job he can get?

ProfChesterTQ
ProfChesterTQ

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