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Monday O/T: When the MNF matchup is between two winless teams, we all lose

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Tonight somebody will get their first win, and the number of winless teams in the AFC will go from 5 to 4. There are only 3 AFC teams that even have a winning record, which goes to show how clear the class distinctions are this year. There’s the Patriots and Chiefs, then the mediocre teams, then the crap teams.

Bu enough about the matchup that was forced on us tonight, let’s talks about an actually exciting team, our very own Kansas City Chiefs. Mahomes has gotten most of the headlines, but did you know that a quarter of the way through the season we have 3 players on pace for 1,000 receiving yards?

Travis Kelce, Sammy Watkins, and crazily enough Demarcus Robinson all have 250+ receiving yards. Of course Robinson is unlikely to reach that milestone since Hill will eat up some of his touches once he returns from injury, but it’s still nice to see him filing in nicely.

In other stats news the Dolphins are allowing their opponents to average a passer rating of 137.6, which is absolutely absurd. Mahomes’ passer rating is 120.4 so far this season, so the Dolphins make their opponents look like MVP favorites. And on the other side they have a team passer rating of 52.5, easily the worst in the NFL.

The NFL should force them to cancel their season and forfeit all their games. We’ve seen the Lions and Browns go 0-16, but they were at least occasionally competitive. Will the Dolphins even get a close loss this year?

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TRSChief
TRSChief

I was at the game.

Left after the 3rd just to make it easier to get home though.

Not an ounce of life in the Bengals. They’ve already given up on their season.

Was fun hanging out with a bunch of drunk yinzers enjoying their team’s first win of the season though.

3rdnlong
3rdnlong

Wish Bengals would have won. Would have loved Pit to be the complete bottom feeders that they are.

BleedingRedAndGold

Third shift is open, for those who’d like a less cluttered venue.

sydenham

I so wanted to post Ted Nugent’s Stranglehold yesterday but instead after the game I was reigning in my hubris. Every game is a struggle, even the ones that look easy or charmed.

WaywerdSon
WaywerdSon

Chickennpickles
Chickennpickles

Just saw this come up in my feed. Going to check it out right now. Rick has some great music content.
Edit: Man, that Jay Gradon lead on ‘Peg’ is straight up nasty.

WaywerdSon
WaywerdSon

well, what else is on?

Sudden
Sudden

Such a blowout that my pirated feed even cut off.

WaywerdSon
WaywerdSon

DPI on Nelson, where have i heard that before?

ChiefofNYC
ChiefofNYC

I’m not sure whose worse, the Bengals offense or there playcaller.

WaywerdSon
WaywerdSon

its a symbiotic relationship

Sudden
Sudden

I was thinking more of an idiotic relationship

WaywerdSon
WaywerdSon

after thise 2 plays?? its the playcaller sheesh

ChiefofNYC
ChiefofNYC

That whole drive was painful to watch, the only reason they got that far is because they were bailed out by Nelson

WaywerdSon
WaywerdSon

Watch Cinci scpore here just to keep us all from changing channels

ChiefofNYC
ChiefofNYC

Another random thought. One of my best friends is a Vikings fan, and we were messaging yesterday while watching the game. During Cousins dreadful performance I was like you guys should trade him after this year and just sign Chase Daniel for a couple years and draft a QB. Cousins is so bad.

Sudden
Sudden

Chase is better than at least 4 NFL starters

ChiefofNYC
ChiefofNYC

100%

ChiefofNYC
ChiefofNYC

He actually wanted Alex instead of Cousins.

tsv0728
tsv0728

His going to make like 130m in 5 years, all while never being very good at his job. I need his agent to get my a job…..

Sudden
Sudden

Dalton’s pocket awareness reminds me of Cassel

TRSChief
TRSChief

Was at the game, and texting photo700 (from AP, don’t know if he’s here or not) and I said the exact thing.

It was like watching Cassel/Quinn era Chiefs all over again. Then I reiterated how fortunate we are now as Chiefs fans, and how good we have it.

Soooooo freaking thankful for our current situation.

APtransplant25
APtransplant25

Steelers have a good d line or the bengals have an awful line?

ChiefofNYC
ChiefofNYC

Both

WaywerdSon
WaywerdSon

when you play a team ranked in the 30s in both offense and defense and you get your ass kicked like this, how fucking bad are you? they might be worse than the fins

APtransplant25
APtransplant25

Race for the worst team, Bengals, Dolphins or Broncos

WaywerdSon
WaywerdSon

my heart wants to say donks so so bad, but i still think the fins might be the worst team in the super bowl era, like in the tampa bay realm of suck

Z00keeper
Z00keeper

“[Dolphins] have a point differential of -137. And as pointed out by Andy Behrens of Yahoo Sports, that projects to a season-long point differential of -548.
…The worst team in NFL history to this point was the 1976 Tampa Bay Buccaneers, which finished the season with a -287 point differential.”

Z00keeper
Z00keeper

Donkeys have at least been competitive.

Sudden
Sudden

Making their heart break that much more rewarding

Chickennpickles
Chickennpickles

Exactly! Keep narrowly losing those heartbreakers, boys! ?

WaywerdSon
WaywerdSon

yesterday’s game was glorious!!! amazing comeback only to have the victory ripped from your grasp by the unmitigated shittiness of what elway hath wrought

Jdklks
Jdklks

Cardinals pretty damn bad too.

Sudden
Sudden

We will find out this season

Tarkus

Dalton has zero pocket presence. None. He’s done.

tsv0728
tsv0728

The Red Rocket is just a pink dildo anymore

APtransplant25
APtransplant25

He has zero awareness or feel for the pocket, but good for him on looting the bengals

BleedingRedAndGold

His lack of communications skills is disturbing.

WaywerdSon
WaywerdSon

who called that protection?

APtransplant25
APtransplant25

That Mason Rudolph interview seemed so fake, Ben would never ever do things for anyone but himself

Tarkus

Dolphins losing again tonight.

WaywerdSon
WaywerdSon

gonna be a long ride home with the coach chewing your asses the whole way

WaywerdSon
WaywerdSon

That coach looks a little upset….

tsv0728
tsv0728

Heard a stat on the radio today. Miami has given up 165pts in 4 games. The 2000 Ravens gave up 163 pts in 16 games lol

EAFOX

Near that record if they shut out the rest of their opponents.