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Red Friday O/T: Raider Week Edition

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Hope everyone is having another wonderful Red Friday! I’m sure you know by now, but it’s Raider week and I couldn’t be more excited to embarrass the Raiders once again.

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BleedingRedAndGold

Friday the 13th and the moon is full, so you better believe I’ve got the Afternight ready. See y’all in about 20.

legal_kush
legal_kush

Born on Friday the 13th. Turned 13 on Friday the 13th.
My daughter was born on Friday the 13th.
Y’all superstitious AND religious fucks can bite me, ‘cuz it’s virtually the same thing.

HawaiiFiveOh
HawaiiFiveOh

I feel bad for the Raiders fanbase. The organization is making a terrible mistake leaving California. They ought to know that most of those fans can’t cross state lines!

EAFOX

RAIDERS SUCK

WaywerdSon
WaywerdSon

and blow

zulu trader
zulu trader

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EAFOX

Oh how I wish I was a lollipop

zulu trader
zulu trader

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EAFOX

The pic for the next time I tell someone to blow it out their ass.

RDD India
RDD India

Is that Robert Craft? Sure from side looks like him.

WaywerdSon
WaywerdSon

Ruck the Faiders
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WaywerdSon
WaywerdSon

ok, that stuff worked yesterday

wildcats137
wildcats137

Deputy editor at silver and black pride allegedly got shitcanned today for writing an article full of racism, fat jokes, and jokes about domestic violence.

zulu trader
zulu trader

and to think he was just doing his job and appealing to his readers

BleedingRedAndGold

*Snickers*

Sudden
Sudden

Anyone have an archived link to that article?

jmgunn0124
jmgunn0124
zulu trader
zulu trader

don’t read this unless you want to get really mad — Tyreek and Andy/Chiefs/KC are the brunt of the jokes

jmgunn0124
jmgunn0124

Ya I had already read the article. Mink Farmer was in the comments giving them hell and posted a link of it yesterday

legal_kush
legal_kush

Why the fuck would you “get mad” about that?
Shake your head, maybe, but true anger lived in your body should be reserved for shit that matters. If you “get mad” about some spiel some dipshit spouts about something on the interwebs, well… good on you, I guess.

“I’m so mad because fan Z of team R said player H of team C is s bigger piece of shit than player B of team S because he’s accused of act Z which is insofar unsubstantiated by reporter L.”

Yep. I save my anger for shit deserving of it.

Sudden
Sudden

Honestly nothing wrong with that article. Although I only thing he’s wrong about Tyreek, it’s actually a pretty humorous irreverent article.

EAFOX

People are upset about that? World has changed.

jmgunn0124
jmgunn0124

People are upset about everything. Sb nation is owned by vox, dude clearly had no idea who employed him.

QuackTastic
QuackTastic

The best part

After the post was deleted, an SB Nation spokesman sent the following statement to Deadspin, “This post violated our Community Guidelines and has been removed.”

BleedingRedAndGold

They have guidelines over there? Thought they were all adults. Who knew?

Tarkus

They have internet in the Black Hole?

Dave B.
Dave B.

They all share an AOL account.

Dave B.
Dave B.

Is that the Raiderdamus thing they do every week?

zulu trader
zulu trader

“putrid, unwashed, maladjusted bunch of chickenhead scallawags known as the Denver Broncos”

not bad, actually

WaywerdSon
WaywerdSon

since when are donk fans a protected class??

WaywerdSon
WaywerdSon

and maybe im out of touch, but im not sure i see the racism in the tyreek hill joke. its not particularly funny, but im not sure its all that offensive. id be curious what the consensus is on it

zulu trader
zulu trader

you’re out of touch

WaywerdSon
WaywerdSon

i remnember when people had a little sense of humor and didnt take everything to the extremes of seriousness. the joke was actually stolen from lisa lampenelli and it wasnt all that funny when she daid it

BleedingRedAndGold

Like you, I found the jokes qua jokes to be lame, but nothing I personally am going to waste energy on. He got his comeuppance, but knowing Raider Nation, he’s prolly already a folk hero.

legal_kush
legal_kush

That article was on my normal feed. Checked it again at lunch and it said “article removed.”

probablyamistake
probablyamistake

Last week was a good W and a great way to start the season. You young little buggers don’t really get this rivalry. I do, I grew up watching it develop. My grandfather wouldn’t talk to me for a month because I said Stabler could bring them back in a game (unfortunately he did). I don’t care what anyone here says about any team we play, these guys are it. Our most despised enemy. F… them.

Chiefs!!!!!

zulu trader
zulu trader

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Dave B.
Dave B.
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Plus Name and Plus Name

Just watching some film and I gotta say I love our runningback depth. It feels like any one of these guys could just explode for a huge game.

gonzangkc11
gonzangkc11

Cam Erving might start.
Everyone either light a candle, say a prayer, click your heels together 3 time or chant like this

Watch “Police Academy Bubba Smith “hightower” Yama Yama Yama” on YouTube

Snafu
Snafu

The Raiders are going to be jacked up for this game, guaranteed. Losing Fisher isn’t exactly ideal.

Tarkus

Haven’t lost Fisher yet. He’s questionable.

Snafu
Snafu

Technically true.

legal_kush
legal_kush

He’s been questionable since we drafted him #1 overall. No biggie.

Dave B.
Dave B.

Good thing that meat missle Abram isnt playing. He seems like a headhunter. I could see him trying to hurt someone not on his own team if he were playing this week.

Snafu
Snafu

Agree. Now, how about that other prick, Burfict.

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jmgunn0124
jmgunn0124

Pfft. He was trying to hurt people on his own team on hard knocks lol

CHIEFSandSABRES

So I’ve got a big concrete silo on the farm that is currently not being used for anything. I’m not into the “vertical tiny home” phase some people have done, and seems to be a thing. So question for the AGers.
What would you do with it, if you were me?
Restore it and use it for silage? Knock it over? Build a shooting canopy on top of it?
It’s freaking huge, probably 60 feet in the air, but it’s nothing but the concrete. The auger, top, ladder, bits, everything is gone. Hell even the old barn that it was attached to at some point is gone.

Severely Concussed
Severely Concussed

Shooting canopy would be great if people can see it from the road. However, I would put flags on top of it to make it look like a military tower, but with weird flags like PETA or Boy Scouts.

BleedingRedAndGold

“with weird flags like PETA or Boy Scouts.”

+1 for name verification. 😉

gonzangkc11
gonzangkc11

If it was an underground…
You could make HUGE $$$

Google…
underground homes

Alot of unused underground concrete are being purchased. Find out if a market for- above ground concrete units

BleedingRedAndGold

Use it for a DIY project and build a missile inside it. If you finish in your lifetime you may still have the time to build a warhead to go inside it. Lotta work, but you’ll be the only guy around who has his own missile silo.

zulu trader
zulu trader

Something like this, BRaG ? ?

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BleedingRedAndGold

Nah, the silo’s probably both longer and wider in diameter than that truck. Cool toy, though. 😉

legal_kush
legal_kush

Wait until winter and snowboard off the motherfucker.

HawaiiFiveOh
HawaiiFiveOh

So it turns out Eric has a little groin.

pompano
pompano

Not low hanging fruit?

BleedingRedAndGold

Call in one of the D-side Smiths (Sean?) for a consultation. I’m sure he can get to the bottom of it.

pompano
pompano

howdy. Which syllable should I stress in Durland?

legal_kush
legal_kush

Neither.

Snafu
Snafu

Ha ha, D-Bowe at then end of the video. Funny shit.

Budahmon
Budahmon

Love it…..Len Dawson…”This is Raider Week”…its time for some kick ass and take names Kansas City Chiefs Football!

CHIEFSandSABRES

All right Caleb! Good job on the thread!

Tony Sommer

I agree, hopefully this means he’ll get assigned the O/T’s from now on.

That’s a lesson I learned in the working world. My boss asked me if I had experience in Excel and I foolishly said yes, which meant I got assigned the terribly boring spreadsheet that had to be manually done every month.

CHIEFSandSABRES

I should be able to help again after we move.

pompano
pompano

I have dreams of entering, sorting, saving shit in excel.
fml

HawaiiFiveOh
HawaiiFiveOh

I want to downvote this just because I’ve done the same thing.

CHIEFSandSABRES

Well I’ll upvote you for wanting to downvote

Sudden
Sudden

I have staff that handles the Excel crunching. I just do high level reviews to ensure their inputs and formulas aren’t all wrong.

pompano
pompano

Well la de fuckin’ da for you 🙂

Sudden
Sudden

I paid my dues

BleedingRedAndGold

You have to do that if you want to sing the Blues, and you know, that just ain’t easy.

CHIEFSandSABRES

I dealt with excel for my last 2 years in the Marines as we used it for training records and a database for students at MOS school. One day some dude accidentally deleted it from the shared drive and panic ensued!