Tuesday Taeks

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We see you trollin’…we Taekin’…

Here on Tuesday Taeks, we are firm believers in admiring the past while still keeping at eye to the Future. We find that the past often brings us not only knowledge but also chuckles and smiles. And everyone could use a little of that in their day, right?
Well today will mostly be no different, you will likely (hopefully), find today’s assortment of taeks entertaining. What will be different from norm, is that today not only marks the start post game gems but the Holy Grail of all Taeks.

Seriously, guys and gals, it gets no better than this. And if this is your first visit to Tuesday Taeks, I’m sorry but its all down hill from here.
Lets begin.

Full Disclaimer here: These are meant to be in satire. I repeat these are meant to be taken lightly and in jest. Please do not take offense if you or someone you know gets named in the ‘taeks’, remember all publicity is good publicity. In fact, you’re welcome.

Additionally do not seek out the authors of these ‘taeks’ to ridicule, maim or otherwise harass them. It could be illegal and Seth isn’t licensed to practice law on the interwebz. Worse yet, you might make the following week’s ‘Taeks’. We’ll make you famous.

Hawt Taeks

Its just too easy

Should we tell him?

We could have just ended it here, so good.

Always be keeping those receipts

Ope

Yikes

Holy Moly Grail

Make sure your volume is up.

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RIP Jacksonville Jaguars
RIP Mike Golic
RIP Rest of AFC West

This concludes Tuesday Taeks. I hope you all enjoyed it. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go out searching for more Fortune and Glory.

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QuackTastic
QuackTastic

This was fantastic. Thank you so much. Great job as always. I am always looking forward to my Tuesday taeks and I thoroughly enjoy the work that goes into them

Doughboy66
Doughboy66

Can any one post the pic from Lawrence Tynes to Baker? I tried but not so savvy. Too funny though

oof46
Leaf
Leaf

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MasterChief
MasterChief

What are the stats for offensive plays compared to last year?

Wondering if this is a result of the Offense eating up the clock? If so, is that a result of Mahomes’ hurty ankle or are we really trying to control the clock?

Leaf
Leaf

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ElPasoJason
ElPasoJason

Holy grail of all taeks indeed!

BDChiefsFan

captain fatfuck… leader… of men..

who else here watches urinating tree?

Tony Sommer

kcfreak725
kcfreak725

I love UrinatingTree

spiderwomn69
spiderwomn69

That bronco fan really say the Chiefs are “Not in any way are better on offense than last year”? Meth is a hell of a drug.

sportingchiefs

Damn the Mayfield one got me looooool

Team Player
Team Player

Me too.

MidKan Chiefs Lifer
MidKan Chiefs Lifer

Same here, top to bottom it was a great week of taeks

KC Dude (A.K.A Zif)

Looks like Pringle has been waived to make room for DAT.

starry1

Tremon is still here? I’d rather have Pringle.

Team Player
Team Player

Hill is out. So the second KR is…?

MidKan Chiefs Lifer
MidKan Chiefs Lifer

Pringle looked just as good at return man to me

DenverDonkeyHater
DenverDonkeyHater

Who cares? Kneel and get it at the 25. I could be the second kick returner

oof46
oof46

Whoa…

Edit: reading further, they hope he clears waivers so they can PS him.