Chalk one up for the good guys.
The Chiefs found themselves leading the Jaguars 17-7 with Nick Foles in the locker room getting X-Rays, Sammy Watkins running wild on the Jacksonville defense and Tyreek Hill knicked up after a hit out of bounds that inexplicably was not flagged for the subsequent shove by Jalen Ramsey at the end of the 1st quarter.
The Chiefs went into the locker room at halftime leading the Jaguars 23-13 after all hell break lose in Jacksonville when the refs waited until a full brawl broke out in the endzone before throwing any flags on Jalen Ramsey, Miles Jack, and the douchebag Jaguar defense. Mahomes marks the 2nd Chief to be dinged up in this game though he returned to the game with a taped ankle and a noticeable limp while Tyreek Hill was ruled out for the game with a shoulder injury.
The Chiefs entered the 4th quarter with the score 30-13. Following a a perfect 13th of 13 passes by something called a Gardner Minshew the Chiefs defense capitalized on Leonard Fournette’s first fumble since college leading to a 60 yard drive capped off by a 1 yard Damien Williams TD run. Add in Emmanuel Ogbah getting the Chiefs 1st sack and Alex Okafor’s near pick-6 and that pretty much sums up the 3rd quarter.
The Chiefs and Jagoffs traded touchdowns in the 4th quarter before a drunk Jacksonville fan drove their IROC Camaro into the CBS equipment truck causing a blackout of the game. What ensued we can only gather from mystical scrolls but their allegedly was a Frank Clark Interception and Harrison Butker FG answered by a Traitor Conley TD for the Jaguars.
Box Score Champs
Passing Leader: Patrick Mahomes 378 yards, 3 TDs, 0 INT
Rushing Leader: LeSean McCoy 81 yards
Receiving Leader: Sammy Watkins 198 yards, 3 TDs
Tackle Leader: Juan Thornhill 8 tackles
Sack Leader: Emmanuel Ogbah 1 sack
Interception Leader: Frank Clark 1 INT
Today, we celebrate.