The Chiefs Defeat The Jaguars 40-26 In Their 2019 Debut

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Preseason Game 1 Recap.

Chalk one up for the good guys.

Scoring Summary

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Game Summary

The Chiefs found themselves leading the Jaguars 17-7 with Nick Foles in the locker room getting X-Rays, Sammy Watkins running wild on the Jacksonville defense and Tyreek Hill knicked up after a hit out of bounds that inexplicably was not flagged for the subsequent shove by Jalen Ramsey at the end of the 1st quarter.

The Chiefs went into the locker room at halftime leading the Jaguars 23-13 after all hell break lose in Jacksonville when the refs waited until a full brawl broke out in the endzone before throwing any flags on Jalen Ramsey, Miles Jack, and the douchebag Jaguar defense. Mahomes marks the 2nd Chief to be dinged up in this game though he returned to the game with a taped ankle and a noticeable limp while Tyreek Hill was ruled out for the game with a shoulder injury.

The Chiefs entered the 4th quarter with the score 30-13. Following a a perfect 13th of 13 passes by something called a Gardner Minshew the Chiefs defense capitalized on Leonard Fournette’s first fumble since college leading to a 60 yard drive capped off by a 1 yard Damien Williams TD run. Add in Emmanuel Ogbah getting the Chiefs 1st sack and Alex Okafor’s near pick-6 and that pretty much sums up the 3rd quarter.

The Chiefs and Jagoffs traded touchdowns in the 4th quarter before a drunk Jacksonville fan drove their IROC Camaro into the CBS equipment truck causing a blackout of the game. What ensued we can only gather from mystical scrolls but their allegedly was a Frank Clark Interception and Harrison Butker FG answered by a Traitor Conley TD for the Jaguars.

Box Score Champs

Passing Leader: Patrick Mahomes 378 yards, 3 TDs, 0 INT

Rushing Leader: LeSean McCoy 81 yards

Receiving Leader: Sammy Watkins 198 yards, 3 TDs

Tackle Leader: Juan Thornhill 8 tackles

Sack Leader: Emmanuel Ogbah 1 sack

Interception Leader: Frank Clark 1 INT

Today, we celebrate.

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HawaiiFiveOh
HawaiiFiveOh

In case anyone wasn’t aware, the Patriots are still good.

The Chiefinator
The Chiefinator

This Keelan Doss situation is wild. The #Raiders stayed on the rookie WR after he opted to stick on the #Jaguars’ practice squad yesterday. They made him an offer he couldn’t refuse: a $300k signing bonus and a fully gtd $495k base salary. The Alameda native is headed back home.

— Mike Garafolo (@MikeGarafolo) September 9, 2019

Maslowskis Demon Barber of Skeet Street
Maslowskis Demon Barber of Skeet Street

Anyone else even a little concerned that a 6th round QB looked decent vs us

HawaiiFiveOh
HawaiiFiveOh

Not in the slightest. Happens all the time to guys with no tape.

pompano
pompano

We made Miles Austin look like an all pro

ForeverRanger91
ForeverRanger91

Doesn’t help that Minshew is mobile so they played a lot of contain.

1wombat
1wombat

No. New D that hadn’t game planned him.

KCChef
KCChef

See Brady , Tom … Not SAYIN’ , just sayin’ … : )

Petey Mussolini
Petey Mussolini

He threw a perty ball

EAFOX

This Lions-Cardinals is unreal.

HawaiiFiveOh
HawaiiFiveOh

25-45, 269 YDS, 2 TD, 1 INT

That is a terrible statline, Kyler

slackator
slackator

Im not saying hes Mahomes but Mahomes 1st career game was 22-35 284yds 0Tds 1Int and he had the benefit of playing on a damn good team and 16 weeks of preparation. Its not bad considering

HawaiiFiveOh
HawaiiFiveOh

Meaning that at the time he’s had 45 attempts as of the time I took that snapshot. Sure he had 2 TDs, but his arm is going to fall off if he keeps that up.

slackator
slackator

45 attempts aint good, but hes also not as bad as thought either. Looking to be better than Rosen for sure

HawaiiFiveOh
HawaiiFiveOh

Actually he’s reminding me a lot of Matt Stafford when he first started playing, physicals aside.

Tony Sommer

So 15 more yards on 10 fewer attempts.

slackator
slackator

2 more Tds, and higher rating, for a much worse team but everybody wants to shit on him because “hes to short” and cant admit that they could possibly be wrong with their taeks

sportschum
sportschum

Kyler might turn out pretty good

slackator
slackator

or he might not, but to write him off after his 1st career start where he battled back from a horrible start to tie the game and send it to overtime, threw for 300+ yards and multiple tds is kind of ridiculous in my opinion. If Alex Smith had a game like this in year 15 of his career theyd be praising him for playing so well or if he was 2 inches taller as if height is a major factor in determining good QBs. Theres been plenty of 6’3″+ QBs who sucked horribly.

HawaiiFiveOh
HawaiiFiveOh

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EAFOX

Geez – the Lions suck.

The Chiefinator
The Chiefinator

what could go wrong?

.@TomBrady has offered @AB84 to move in with him and Gisele until he gets settled in New England.pic.twitter.com/LrfqAMutl1

— Dov Kleiman (@NFL_DovKleiman) September 8, 2019

HawaiiFiveOh
HawaiiFiveOh

And AB says “No thanks, I bought a house there last month.”

The Chiefinator
The Chiefinator

he played it perfectly, didn’t he?

HawaiiFiveOh
HawaiiFiveOh
slackator
slackator

Mysterious mulatto baby incoming

The Chiefinator
The Chiefinator
HawaiiFiveOh
HawaiiFiveOh

I need this shirt:
Sorry Seattle TriBlend T-Shirt

ForeverRanger91
ForeverRanger91

Cards are a 2 point conversion away from tying this thing.

EAFOX

HA HA HA The Lions suck as well.

ForeverRanger91
ForeverRanger91

Oh this is so good

The Chiefinator
The Chiefinator

Oh Sammy. That man has a family. pic.twitter.com/dAsVdCQrzJ

— Seth Keysor (@RealMNchiefsfan) September 8, 2019

ForeverRanger91
ForeverRanger91

The one where he jukes Ramsey out of his shoes was even better.

The Chiefinator
The Chiefinator

The first one?

Watkins victimized Ramsey on his first TD as well. Look who he freezes in place with a juke. pic.twitter.com/0wl4lfNfg5

— Seth Keysor (@RealMNchiefsfan) September 8, 2019

ForeverRanger91
ForeverRanger91

Thing of beauty

The Chiefinator
The Chiefinator

Sammy looks like he is back in college again

ForeverRanger91
ForeverRanger91

If Sammy plays like this, he is on the team next year.

EAFOX

Lions should fire Patricia if he loses to the Cardinals

ForeverRanger91
ForeverRanger91

CBS is apparently talking out their asses on the technical difficulties.

The Chiefinator
The Chiefinator

so, they flat out lied, i thought they were back paddling to mitigate the damage but didn’t have proof

ForeverRanger91
ForeverRanger91

CBS is going to have fun trying to explain this one. Gotta think the Chiefs aren’t happy about this fuck up.

ForeverRanger91
ForeverRanger91

The Cards are about to tie this up ain’t they?

HawaiiFiveOh
HawaiiFiveOh

One of these teams has to lose.

HawaiiFiveOh
HawaiiFiveOh

Kyler Murray’s arm is going to fall off.

ForeverRanger91
ForeverRanger91

ForeverRanger91
ForeverRanger91

Game over. Cowboys win.

EAFOX

Jones coming in for Manning

ForeverRanger91
ForeverRanger91

Game is out of hand just a tad.

EAFOX

Cardinals making a run

EAFOX

Not able to watch game but the Colts sure ran on the Chargers

Dave B.
Dave B.

Yeah, their run D looks like 2018 Chiefs run D.

EAFOX

And Rivers ain’t gonna ball like Mahomes

gonzangkc11
gonzangkc11

Steelers @ Pats time
Come on Steelers – spank that Pats azz