Welcome back to Tuesday Taeks everyone. Today we’ve got championships, former Chiefs coaches, a new way for Dave to entertain us on Thursdays, and much more. Strap in. Here. We. Go.
Full Disclaimer here: These are meant to be in satire. I repeat these are meant to be taken lightly and in jest. Please do not take offense if you or someone you know gets named in the ‘taeks’, remember all publicity is good publicity. In fact, you’re welcome.
What the fuck is a taek?— Nicky Snacks (@Snacks_BDGE) January 14, 2019
Additionally do not seek out the authors of these ‘taeks’ to ridicule, maim or otherwise harass them. It could be illegal and Seth isn’t licensed to practice law on the interwebz. Worse yet, you might make the following week’s ‘Taeks’. We’ll make you famous.
Every Year. Heck, Every Week at this point.
Not sure which Twitter account is worse… OJ or the President. Pretty much a tie.— 𝕄𝕒𝕥𝕥 𝔻𝕒𝕧𝕚𝕤 (@KCRoyalFan) June 17, 2019
Man Warriors gunna win this I can feel it.— #11 (@soislemeilleur) June 14, 2019
Should we tell em?
Hold up… Is that Brad Childress swirling with a young tenderoni? 😂 pic.twitter.com/fTvvfmgAUu— Bars Blackmon (@emceereach) June 16, 2019
It’s actually tougher to throw inside the redzone. Defense is condensed, doesn’t have to worry about deep routes.— derek (@tootaIIderek) June 17, 2019
If you knew football you’d know that already
Name a better QB-TE duos than these. pic.twitter.com/R77tXv8BCJ— 𝐌𝐨🌊 (@LamarHeisman) June 13, 2019
…….All the other NFL teams and a few colleges?
And that’s enough Facebook for today pic.twitter.com/RVDp2KZvHJ— CSW 🎈 (@ChampagneWhiles) June 18, 2019
This is a great Two’fer
@01lowbird taek it— Devon Olds (@DevonOlds2) June 17, 2019
Around the Web
Potato salad is trash https://t.co/pPD6uurfva— Countryboi567 (@Countryboi567) June 18, 2019
how have I gone my whole career without doing this?! pic.twitter.com/ljLPkaeSUw— Men’s Corner (@Mens_Corner_) June 15, 2019
Dave don’t disappoint us.
during middle school, my stepdad used to leave me a note on my door each day to inspire me. well, I kept those notes & It’s been 6 years since then. today I gave him those notes back🥰 #HappyFathersDay pic.twitter.com/ftT3sjQEH5— soph (@Sophia_Kallie) June 17, 2019
This last one got me right in the feels. I hope ya’ll had a great fathers day, I know I sure did.
That being said, this concludes this week’s Taeks. I do want to say thanks to everyone for tuning in and also for those who tag me in Twitterland. Teamwork makes the dream work 🙂 See ya’ll next week.