Tuesday Taeks

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We are all gathered here today to bare witness to the savagery of the internet. As orchestrator of this weekly article I feel I must both welcome and warn all of the new folks to Tuesday Taeks. This weekly article might not be what you are used to from a sports website. That being said I hope all, new and old, enjoy yourselfs. Now let the show begin.

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Full Disclaimer here: These are meant to be in satire. I repeat these are meant to be taken lightly and in jest. Please do not take offense if you or someone you know gets named in the ‘taeks’, remember all publicity is good publicity. In fact, you’re welcome.

Additionally do not seek out the authors of these ‘taeks’ to ridicule, maim or otherwise harass them. It could be illegal and Seth isn’t licensed to practice law on the interwebz. Worse yet, you might make the following week’s ‘Taeks’. We’ll make you famous.

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Chris Jones -call me

Mahomes is THE SYSTEM

Nah bruh

That’s right Pat.

Pretty much Elliot, pretty much

LOL!!!!!!!!!

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Awwwww

My heart will go on for all that made this week’s Taeks as well as the survivors of that horrible mall catastrophe. I hope you all had a chuckle, I know I did.
This now concludes the show.
You don’t have to go home but you can’t stay here. 

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Chief-Blinders-On

Hilarious stuff.

MOAR hot taeks!

HawaiiFiveOh
HawaiiFiveOh

Everyone is entitled to their opinion. Except Brad America. He’s fucking wrong.

Anthony Stratton

/waits for him to log into his AG account

Pelletman
Pelletman

Enjoy chewing around a bone, you filthy mongrel.

Anthony Stratton

LOL! You ain’t right.

HawaiiFiveOh
HawaiiFiveOh

Maybe its more trouble than its worth because you’re trying to use a knife and fork to eat your drumstick, ya pansy.

Sudden
Sudden

Organ meats only is the truly patrician choice

Leaf
Leaf

I would have appreciated “Nearer, My God, to Thee” more.

Leaf
Leaf

Nothing? I would have thought the history buffs would have got that one.

MasterChief
MasterChief

The dog one was amazing! However, I’m not a fan of seeing death (presumably) in my Tuesday Taeks. I come here for a laugh, not depression.

Team Player
Team Player

First taek – who mandated naked witnesses?

We are all gathered here today to bare witness”

workingmansdead

No way that car accident wasn’t fatal. Also fatal: “Facts. Mahomes a system QB”

Severely Concussed
Severely Concussed

I hope there were no passengers in that car. Driver dies, oh well he/she was an idiot. I will show that clip to my kids. Hopefully they will understand to only ride with responsible people.

MidKan Chiefs Lifer
MidKan Chiefs Lifer

No kidding, sometimes you have to learn from things like that.

BDChiefsFan
BDChiefsFan

there are lots of idiots on the highway. too many.

Chargers are AFC West Fav…

lolz…

Mink Farmer
Mink Farmer

I’m 100% pro-zipper merge. I’ll fight anyone who disagrees.

Team Player
Team Player

The only real problem with that genius’ taek is that there’s collateral damage on natural selection via automobiles

Druful
Druful

I’m fine with that, although I also like round-abouts and diverging diamonds. Which are two other things 10% of the population continue to fuck up.

MasterChief
MasterChief

Driving on the LA freeways every single day, the zipper merge is the answer to everyone not dying.

Anthony Stratton

Apparently the only people who have an issue with it are mid-westerners. Its literally proven to be more efficient, yet here in the midwest drivers have this mentality that its offensive to be passed (regardless of how slow they chose to drive.

MasterChief
MasterChief

I’ve never known there was any debate over how to properly merge! It’s Driving 101 folks!

workingmansdead

I’d like to formally invite you to Ohio. You’ve clearly got a lot to learn about what people don’t know.

Anthony Stratton

I deal with it daily on my way home, where 71 highway reduces from 3 to 2 lanes like two miles before my exit.